I still feel drunk from last night
Thats a good feeling!
Like a firm handshake from General sir richard dannat?
Like being held in a firm hug from joanna lumbley?
Like a firm fuck from kelly brooke?
Jord!
I have a bone to pick with you
I have a bone to pick with you
As creepy as this sounds, I dreamt about you last night
I dreamt that you were going to shave my head while i was asleep, because I wouldn't travel round the world on your crazy network of 68 hover vehicles.
So i forced myself awake to punch you in the face. Turns out that was 5:30am. I missed.
I dreamt that you were going to shave my head while i was asleep, because I wouldn't travel round the world on your crazy network of 68 hover vehicles.
So i forced myself awake to punch you in the face. Turns out that was 5:30am. I missed.
i had a dream that i shot the guy that lives down the road
i'm not sure why as i don't even know him
i'm not sure why as i don't even know him
Thing is, I know where all the other parts of the dream came from/ whey i dreamt them, but not the part about Jord.
I must have a subconscious crush or something
I must have a subconscious crush or something
Believe it or not people have told me that before mate.
In other peoples I've been:
Playing football with the simpsons
Running with velociraptors
Just constantly in their dream injecting my own commentary
At school again kicking the fuck outta them...
I don't know I guess I'm just the dream weaver
In other peoples I've been:
Playing football with the simpsons
Running with velociraptors
Just constantly in their dream injecting my own commentary
At school again kicking the fuck outta them...
I don't know I guess I'm just the dream weaver
Oh btw its only gonna happen more now so enjoy
I dreamed of a turtle sandwich once.
In your head now wanker
AussieReaper wrote:
I dreamed of a turtle sandwich once.
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rofl. sup yall?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Packing.
Not. enough. room.
Not. enough. room.
freshers flu = death
i need a poo
♥
hi
this guys a fag
Morning
freshers flu is a load of bollocks. never got that. man up