I totally invented that phrase.burnzz wrote:
gay like a fox!Toilet Sex wrote:
ah shit yeah, that's what it isPoseidon wrote:
you're probably gay m8
i heard it in high school m8. class of '83!FFLink wrote:
I totally invented that phrase.burnzz wrote:
gay like a fox!Toilet Sex wrote:
ah shit yeah, that's what it is
And if you heard it somewhere else, great minds think alike.
bollocksrdx-fx wrote:
Just because a friend has a pair of tits and a vagina, doesn't mean I have to screw them.
Dammit...DesertFox- wrote:
Some sort of crossover between Mad Men and Boston Med? Actually...brb, writing screenplay.ghettoperson wrote:
Why not? They do it all the time on Mad Med.rdx-fx wrote:
You generally don't screw your secretary, or female coworkers.
Srsly, though, I don't know what you would do with a "more than friends girl" Mac, but in my experience, you can pretty much do the same sort of fun things, just don't try to make out with her.
Not a damn thing, that's what. At least not for free.Mekstizzle wrote:
well i don't see what's so homosexual about foxes but ok
Either that...or still in bed, a dried out husk of his former self, crying like a little girl as this banshee writhes over him, screaming "What's my NAME, bitch?!"DBBrinson1 wrote:
Seeing how Mac was supposed to hang out with her yesterday... Follow up? Has Mac been back? Friends? Or currently incarcerated for attempted rape?
I never got the vibe from Mac ................ I always pictured him as the type to lock her down in some cellar and then randombly scream movie quotes at her " It puts the lotion on the skin" " You broke out, let me see if I can get this straight. You went down the incinerator chute, on the mine car, through the tunnels to the power plant, under the steam engine-that was really cool by the way-and into the cistern through the intake pipe. But how, in the name of Zeus's butthole did you get out of your cell? I only ask because in our current situation, well, it could prove to be useful information. Maybe! " " Gandalf, the enemy is moving. Sauron's forces are massing in the east, his eye is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman, you tell me, has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin. "FEOS wrote:
Either that...or still in bed, a dried out husk of his former self, crying like a little girl as this banshee writhes over him, screaming "What's my NAME, bitch?!"DBBrinson1 wrote:
Seeing how Mac was supposed to hang out with her yesterday... Follow up? Has Mac been back? Friends? Or currently incarcerated for attempted rape?
Post of the week, right here!SEREMAKER wrote:
I never got the vibe from Mac ................ I always pictured him as the type to lock her down in some cellar and then randombly scream movie quotes at her " It puts the lotion on the skin" " You broke out, let me see if I can get this straight. You went down the incinerator chute, on the mine car, through the tunnels to the power plant, under the steam engine-that was really cool by the way-and into the cistern through the intake pipe. But how, in the name of Zeus's butthole did you get out of your cell? I only ask because in our current situation, well, it could prove to be useful information. Maybe! " " Gandalf, the enemy is moving. Sauron's forces are massing in the east, his eye is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman, you tell me, has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin. "FEOS wrote:
Either that...or still in bed, a dried out husk of his former self, crying like a little girl as this banshee writhes over him, screaming "What's my NAME, bitch?!"DBBrinson1 wrote:
Seeing how Mac was supposed to hang out with her yesterday... Follow up? Has Mac been back? Friends? Or currently incarcerated for attempted rape?
Silence of the LambsROGUEDD wrote:
"it puts the lotion on the skin"
What is that quote from, I can't quite place it.
Oh, I see you've met my ex-girlfriend in Austin, TX.FEOS wrote:
Either that...or still in bed, a dried out husk of his former self, crying like a little girl as this banshee writhes over him, screaming "What's my NAME, bitch?!"DBBrinson1 wrote:
Seeing how Mac was supposed to hang out with her yesterday... Follow up? Has Mac been back? Friends? Or currently incarcerated for attempted rape?
Yeeesssss!!!!!!111one1rdx-fx wrote:
Oh, I see you've met my ex-girlfriend in Austin, TX.FEOS wrote:
Either that...or still in bed, a dried out husk of his former self, crying like a little girl as this banshee writhes over him, screaming "What's my NAME, bitch?!"DBBrinson1 wrote:
Seeing how Mac was supposed to hang out with her yesterday... Follow up? Has Mac been back? Friends? Or currently incarcerated for attempted rape?
The "What's my NAME, Bitch?!" routine is new, though.
Still have red hair, about halfway down her back?
I remember her having dark brown hair ............ I guess she got a dye job bc the curtains wouldn't match the drapes with red hairrdx-fx wrote:
Oh, I see you've met my ex-girlfriend in Austin, TX.FEOS wrote:
Either that...or still in bed, a dried out husk of his former self, crying like a little girl as this banshee writhes over him, screaming "What's my NAME, bitch?!"DBBrinson1 wrote:
Seeing how Mac was supposed to hang out with her yesterday... Follow up? Has Mac been back? Friends? Or currently incarcerated for attempted rape?
The "What's my NAME, Bitch?!" routine is new, though.
Still have red hair, about halfway down her back?
you're thinking too muchburnzz wrote:
i noticed you waited til Posiedon logged out to postHaiBai wrote:
you're a douchebag.
Poseidon wrote:
I have plenty of friends that are girls. But I've tried to get with most of them. It's primal instincts. Just like how it's really not possible to have a relationship with a girl you're not attracted to physically. It just won't happen, and even if it does, it won't last. For the people that do make it happen, they have the willpower of saints and I give them credit.HaiBai wrote:
nice one.Poseidon wrote:
yes, and i'm sure the girls you got that weren't tripping out or coked up at the time were just splendid looking
the englishman who's fucking head looks like a goddamn rainstick is criticizing me for giving advice on girls... ho ho ho.
says the 14 year old.
anyway, you're obviously so desperate you want to have sex with any girl that talks to you. you can't control yourself and your desire for sex overcomes your desire for friendship, which is why you don't have any friends that are girls.
or maybe girls just don't like you and don't want to talk to you because (1) you're a loser (plenty of desperate girls out there for anyone which would explain the fact that you're not a virgin (or you're lying lol)) or (2) you're a douchebag.
There's plenty of girls I've come across and not tried for, but that's because I'm not attracted to them.
Plenty of girls talk to me, I don't need to brag about it on an internet forum. I simply responded to the OP with my advice, no bragging intended.
Of course, you fail to realize that, because you're young, immature, completely lacking any experience in sex and the dating field and are 14.
Poseidon wrote:
This. 100%.SonderKommando wrote:
Men and women cant be friends. Eventually you'll end up porking her or not hanging out anymore.
