Machete!!!!!!

2007-11-26 03:08:40

#1

Ubersturmbannfuhrer: I am a fucking homosexual; +211|6863|Parainen, Finland

[youtube]Url removed due to titties. Sorry, mate..[/youtube]

This movie must be made!!!!!!

I have heard that is just a fake trailer, but that can´t be true..I mean, just look at it!!!

It has to be done!!!!!

Join my cause of supporting the making of MACHETE!

Modedit - link removed. The trailer is KICK ASS, but unfortunately there's some nudity, hence the link and embedding must be removed. Check it out on Youtube, though. You'll laugh your asses off! -Don- P.S: Added some pics.

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7505/trailer12cv2.jpg

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6152/grindhousemachetebr0.jpg

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5558/macheteposter1ge2.jpg

Info on IMDB

2007-11-26 03:11:55

#2

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6888|Finland

"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-11-26 03:14:10

#3

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6895|Amsterdam, NY

DonFck wrote:
"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"

lulz

2007-11-26 03:16:15

#4

Ubersturmbannfuhrer: I am a fucking homosexual; +211|6863|Parainen, Finland

Oh yeah, the "He gets the women" part... damn...

2007-11-26 03:16:27

#5

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6410|what

Now that's a movie.

2007-11-26 03:23:23

#6

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6888|Finland

Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:
Oh yeah, the "He gets the women" part... damn...

Mmhmm..

Oh well.. "He knows the score!"

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-11-29 14:57:19

#7

Ubersturmbannfuhrer: I am a fucking homosexual; +211|6863|Parainen, Finland

Action, Suspense, emotions!!!!

It´s all there man!!!!!

2007-11-29 14:58:28

#8

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6889|949

Anything with Danny Trejo is a must see. Let me guess, he plays a former prison inmate?

2007-11-29 15:00:51

#9

spectraman: Member; +27|7030

That was the fake trailer that they put before planet terror one of the grindhoouse movies. Though it looks like an old school Troma movies which kicked ass.

2007-11-29 15:11:45

#10

Brasso: member; +1,549|6887

Youtube is so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww/down....

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2007-11-29 15:20:46

#11

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6906

That's fucking win!

2007-11-29 15:24:51

#12

Dr_3V|L: Member; +51|6982|Twente, The Netherlands

Wasn't this a fake advertisement in the movie 'Grindhouse'?

The other fake ads were also total win.

[Random quote]
'THANKSGIVING. NO LEFTOVERS THIS YEAR'
[/Random quote]

Or:

Situation: two detectives checking a dead body laying in a huge pool of blood.
Detective One sticks his finger in the blood and tastes.
Detective One: 'It's blood.'

Hilarious.

2007-11-30 04:50:07

#13

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6730|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Dr_3V|L wrote:
Wasn't this a fake advertisement in the movie 'Grindhouse'?

The other fake ads were also total win.

[Random quote]
'THANKSGIVING. NO LEFTOVERS THIS YEAR'
[/Random quote]

Or:

Situation: two detectives checking a dead body laying in a huge pool of blood.
Detective One sticks his finger in the blood and tastes.
Detective One: 'It's blood.'

Hilarious.

Yeah, and Michael Biehn (detective two) adding; "Bastards..."
Pure gold!

Werewolf Women of the SS. Somehow halfway when I saw Udo Kier I just knew it was made by Rob Zombie. "...and Nicholas Cage as Fumanchu, THIS IS MY MECCAAAA!!!" W....T....F....?!

Oh, and...

If you're planning on going inside alone...

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/440953182_da4e9ffa54_o.jpg

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2007-11-30 04:58:15)

2007-11-30 06:19:07

#14

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6878|Gold coast, Aus.

Holy fucking shit that was awesome. Dam I wish this was real and not just a mock trailer.

2007-11-30 08:00:50

#15

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6746|Gogledd Cymru

gene_pool wrote:
Holy fucking shit that was awesome. Dam I wish this was real and not just a mock trailer.

2010-10-18 08:40:20

#16

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6726

I bet you two feel pretty stupid right about now.

2010-10-18 08:42:45

#17

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6989|St. Andrews / Oslo

lulz

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2010-10-18 09:54:34

#18

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6888|Finland

NooBesT wrote:
I bet you two feel pretty stupid right about now.

Nope. Happy rather.

A fake trailer was expanded to a movie, just like it was wanted by the people, but not initially planned by Rodriguez. What's there to feel stupid about, son?

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-10-18 10:20:38

#19

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6726

DonFck wrote:
NooBesT wrote:
I bet you two feel pretty stupid right about now.
Nope. Happy rather.

A fake trailer was expanded to a movie, just like it was wanted by the people, but not initially planned by Rodriguez. What's there to feel stupid about, son?

Living in Turku.

2010-10-19 02:00:07