So that's why the user name is tucker. Tuckers are known for being extremely annoying and obnoxious!
Mattymtb0minime wrote:
So that's why the user name is tucker. Tuckers are known for being extremely annoying and obnoxious!
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and no, i was not being sarcastic when i laughed in that karma.
and no, i'm not being sarcastic in this post.
really
i know it probably sounds like i am. but i'm not. i genuinely laughed when i clicked that link. you google "emo matty" or what?
and no, i'm not being sarcastic in this post.
really
i know it probably sounds like i am. but i'm not. i genuinely laughed when i clicked that link. you google "emo matty" or what?
no, i googled matty and the suggested related searches said matty murder so I checked it out...
FB too http://www.facebook.com/pages/Matty-Murder/33788389977
FB too http://www.facebook.com/pages/Matty-Murder/33788389977
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haha i UD'd you... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=matty
lol..me too http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tucker
lol..me too http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tucker
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The ratio of ups to downs is much higher in mine than yours
8. Matty 41 up, 77 down
Meaning unkempt femail genitalia.
LMAO
Meaning unkempt femail genitalia.
LMAO
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the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
i wish i could find a guy like matty
bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!
Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.
the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt
matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day
Matty's a pussy.
tee hee
tee hee
ebug isn't defined yet.
"Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please"
oh good, now I'll know who wrote it if a definition pops up
I thought I was listening to angels.
Sounds like something a stoner would say.
This grass smells like Jesus!
Sounds like something a stoner would say.
This grass smells like Jesus!
What does it MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!mtb0minime wrote:
I thought I was listening to angels.
Sounds like something a stoner would say.
This grass smells like Jesus!
Also, Miggle=To moan whilst giggling lelz
or man giggle...either way its funny
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lol use your Brain girl... its not rocket science lol
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I think there's a memory leak in Firefox...it was using 600MB of memory a minute ago
I thought u were referring to that girl up there ^^ memory leak lolebug9 wrote:
I think there's a memory leak in Firefox...it was using 600MB of memory a minute ago
That girl has a memory void. I couldn't even answer the question myself because her black hole of stupidity was sucking away at me.
A computer takes an exam. He gets it back with a big fat "F" written on top, with a note asking to see the teacher after class. The teacher asked the computer why he got an F on the exam. The computer responded, "I just forgot everything; my memory leaked!"ebug9 wrote:
I think there's a memory leak in Firefox...it was using 600MB of memory a minute ago
Huzzah!
That too.blademaster wrote:
I thought u were referring to that girl up there ^^ memory leak lolebug9 wrote:
I think there's a memory leak in Firefox...it was using 600MB of memory a minute ago
"A verb for being raped by a homeless man that is super sneaky.
Ricky: hey man hows it going?
Ragoo: It's going well, how about you?
Ricky: its good.... hey what the hell?
Ragoo: whats wrong man?
Ricky: dude you I think you just got rogued.
Ragoo: that explains the hole in my pants. "
I lol'd.
Ricky: hey man hows it going?
Ragoo: It's going well, how about you?
Ricky: its good.... hey what the hell?
Ragoo: whats wrong man?
Ricky: dude you I think you just got rogued.
Ragoo: that explains the hole in my pants. "
I lol'd.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
An temporary alliance formed between the ocean and the sky with the goal of killing people. The ocean's ability to attack the land is limited, so it lends the sky some of its water and energy so it can assault people farther inland then it normally could.
Hurricanes are far more powerful then the storms the sky creates on its own. They are just another reason the ocean must be destroyed.
I'm all that and a bag of chips!!!
Hurricanes are far more powerful then the storms the sky creates on its own. They are just another reason the ocean must be destroyed.
I'm all that and a bag of chips!!!
<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
That Bobby is such a card!ebug9 wrote:
<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
I wonder if any of those female contestants have to sleep with Pat Sajak in order to win some decent amount of dough... or I mean the hot ones... he prob. bribes them... hahaha...