Cybargs
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jord wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

I love how War Man always comes to Shifty's side.

It's like they have a connection in Marine-hopeful land.
theyd be cannon fodder if anything.
Well they're not gonna be force recon squad leaders or scout snipers are they...
they'll be the fluffers for force recon.
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Cybargs wrote:

jord wrote:

Cybargs wrote:


theyd be cannon fodder if anything.
Well they're not gonna be force recon squad leaders or scout snipers are they...
they'll be the fluffers for force recon.
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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Poseidon wrote:

I love how War Man always comes to Shifty's side.

It's like they have a connection in Marine-hopeful land.
I'm goin Army not marines. 101st Airborne, hoo-rah.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Jay
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War Man wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

I love how War Man always comes to Shifty's side.

It's like they have a connection in Marine-hopeful land.
I'm goin Army not marines. 101st Airborne, hoo-rah.
Oh yea? Since when do they let you pick your division in your contract? Oh, that's right, they don't.
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JohnG@lt wrote:

War Man wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

I love how War Man always comes to Shifty's side.

It's like they have a connection in Marine-hopeful land.
I'm goin Army not marines. 101st Airborne, hoo-rah.
Oh yea? Since when do they let you pick your division in your contract? Oh, that's right, they don't.
ssshhhh
inane little opines
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So, I'm not sure what it's all like but...is your dad remorseful or happy with the way things are going in his life. He's cheated on your mum and got another woman preggers before your mum even found out about the affair(?) - I mean it's pretty low, I dunno how your mum is but....look out for her in all this.
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JohnG@lt wrote:

War Man wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

I love how War Man always comes to Shifty's side.

It's like they have a connection in Marine-hopeful land.
I'm goin Army not marines. 101st Airborne, hoo-rah.
Oh yea? Since when do they let you pick your division in your contract? Oh, that's right, they don't.
lol. I was supposed to go to the 101st but it got changed to the 25th at the last second. I'd be in afghanland right now.
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1stSFOD-Delta wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

War Man wrote:


I'm goin Army not marines. 101st Airborne, hoo-rah.
Oh yea? Since when do they let you pick your division in your contract? Oh, that's right, they don't.
lol. I was supposed to go to the 101st but it got changed to the 25th at the last second. I'd be in afghanland right now.
but instead you're in hawaii
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Adams_BJ wrote:

1stSFOD-Delta wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:


Oh yea? Since when do they let you pick your division in your contract? Oh, that's right, they don't.
lol. I was supposed to go to the 101st but it got changed to the 25th at the last second. I'd be in afghanland right now.
but instead you're in hawaii
pwned
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War Man is going to end up being Private Pyle, and -Sh1tfy- will be that guy in Tropic Thunder with the hook-hands.
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Poseidon wrote:

I love how War Man always comes to Shifty's side.

It's like they have a connection in Marine-hopeful land.
Marines wanted to steal me from the Navy at MEPS because...get this:

I had short hair and was wearing a shirt and tie.
-Sh1fty-
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Doctor Strangelove wrote:

War Man is going to end up being Private Pyle, and -Sh1tfy- will be that guy in Tropic Thunder with the hook-hands.
NO FAIR! I wanted to be Pyle!
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
War Man
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dayarath wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

War Man wrote:


I'm goin Army not marines. 101st Airborne, hoo-rah.
Oh yea? Since when do they let you pick your division in your contract? Oh, that's right, they don't.
ssshhhh
So you saying that people who would want to be say Army Rangers, couldn't be Rangers?

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

War Man is going to end up being Private Pyle, and -Sh1tfy- will be that guy in Tropic Thunder with the hook-hands.
Pyle was fat, unlike me who is quite the opposite.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Jay
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War Man wrote:

dayarath wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

Oh yea? Since when do they let you pick your division in your contract? Oh, that's right, they don't.
ssshhhh
So you saying that people who would want to be say Army Rangers, couldn't be Rangers?
Nope, you can certainly get that in your contract as that is it's own MOS. You can get airborne in your contract as well and pretty much guarantee yourself being stationed at Bragg. Air Assault on the other hand is not something you can get in your contract. You could of course request Fort Campbell as your duty station but there is still no guarantee that you will be placed in the 101st.

The 101st is no longer Airborne FYI. It's like First Cav, air assault. Helicopter insertions, not C-130 jumps. If you want to be Airborne, request jump school and you'll land in Fort Bragg with the 82nd Airborne Division or 13th Airborne Corps.

Edit - I know, I know, your Band of Brothers dreams have been dashed.

Last edited by JohnG@lt (2010-11-15 22:13:41)

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post pics of her/ your mom....but srsly Punch your dad square in the face and tell him you know
War Man
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You honestly did not think I knew the 101st wasn't much of a paratrooper division now did you? And I never watched Band of Brothers
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Jay
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War Man wrote:

You honestly did not think I knew the 101st wasn't much of a paratrooper division now did you? And I never watched Band of Brothers
It's not a paratrooper division at all. They don't jump.

If not Band of Brothers then why? They're the same as any other leg division now.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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JohnG@lt wrote:

War Man wrote:

You honestly did not think I knew the 101st wasn't much of a paratrooper division now did you? And I never watched Band of Brothers
It's not a paratrooper division at all. They don't jump.

If not Band of Brothers then why? They're the same as any other leg division now.
I don't know why, I just like it. I don't necessarily care what division I go to but kinda prefer 101st.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Jay
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War Man wrote:

JohnG@lt wrote:

War Man wrote:

You honestly did not think I knew the 101st wasn't much of a paratrooper division now did you? And I never watched Band of Brothers
It's not a paratrooper division at all. They don't jump.

If not Band of Brothers then why? They're the same as any other leg division now.
I don't know why, I just like it. I don't necessarily care what division I go to but kinda prefer 101st.
Then request Fort Campbell in your contract if you can. What MOS did you choose?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
War Man
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Can't decide.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Jay
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War Man wrote:

Can't decide.
Fort Riley, KS might be closer to home for you btw.
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

War Man is going to end up being Private Pyle, and -Sh1tfy- will be that guy in Tropic Thunder with the hook-hands.
NO FAIR! I wanted to be Pyle!
You suck golfballs through a gardenhose?
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This thread's title is still making me laugh.

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