War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|6979|Purplicious Wisconsin

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

He's from the motherland, and therefore entitled to visit his colonies.
We made sure it wasn't entitlement over here after the American Revolution.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6930|NT, like Mick Dundee

Oh yeah War Man, I forgot, we asked nicely for independence, unlike SOME COUNTRIES.


Where's Teds? TED YOU FUCK, WHERE ARE YOU.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6888|Little Bentcock
better than an abo, m8
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6265|Vortex Ring State
better than a platypus, mate
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6578

better than a gator, m8
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,742|7003|Cinncinatti

Flecco wrote:

Oh yeah War Man, I forgot, we asked nicely for independence, unlike SOME COUNTRIES.
we asked nicely to be represented in parliament
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KuSTaV
noice
+947|6777|Gold Coast
Mornin'.
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eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6500|S.A. Australia
Happy 1600th Kusty.  How does it feel to be so old?
Serious Flex
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6888|Little Bentcock
old!?
tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6440|Sydney | ♥

Fresh more like
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6777|Gold Coast
feels indifferent man.
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Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6265|Vortex Ring State
better than a spider, mate
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|6979|Purplicious Wisconsin

Flecco wrote:

Oh yeah War Man, I forgot, we asked nicely for independence, unlike SOME COUNTRIES.
British king treated us like shit and we got pissed off. So we went to war and declared ourselves independent, I doubt you would of won if you were in our position at the time. Why the fuck do we need a nation to make us independent when we can be independent ourselves? Anyway the Brits only gave you independence(in their terms) because they didn't want another American Revolution.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6500|S.A. Australia
I think it's more like we were just too far away for either of us to care.
Serious Flex
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|6979|Purplicious Wisconsin

eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:

I think it's more like we were just too far away for either of us to care.
Just south of Asia though, they could simply bring troops from India.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6414|'straya
Well if War Man says it would be easy then it must be.
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6414|'straya
A coon in the gutter, what a horrible scene.
A coon in the gutter. Quaint, classed as obscene.
Demeans all swarthies, more or less when they're mean.
It's a problem we... find common, see.
A coon in the gutter.

(Sympa) A coon in the gutter?
(Adumbraal) Survive off only butter.
(Sympa) Butter?
(Samoan) Nah! Leave 'er alone! (Politically incorrect chuckle)
(Adumbraal) You know what, kid?
If you see a coon in the gutter, you know it'd be useless to rob 'em.
(Samoan) That's right! Take Adumbraal for example...
(Samoan) When he was a young white boy.
(Adumbraal) When I was a young white boooooy!
(Samoan) Very white.
(Adumbraal) Faint!
(Samoan) He thought Negros were a respectable race.
Until one guy saw his wallet, and gave chase.
(Pumbaa) I sprinted for miles, my asthma got worse.
Until he finally caught me and went for my purse.
And oh, the pain!
(Samoan) Just because he was faint!
As he pummelled my brain!
(Samoan) Bruising every membrane!
My bruises grew bigger!
(Samoan) Whatcha do?
Well, I called him a ...
(Samoan) Humbug! Not infront of drunkards!
...wrong... story...

A coon in the gutter, laying flat in the curb.
A coon in the gutter, please do not disturb.
Demeans you homeboys, my corpse: tomorrow's news blurb.
It's a problem we... find common, see.
A coon in the gutt-er!
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|6979|Purplicious Wisconsin

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

Well if War Man says it would be easy then it must be.
Who says it was easy? Was it easy for the Brits to defeat us in the Revolutionary War? Oh wait they didn't, my bad.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6414|'straya
Lawl. They lost a war 3000 miles from their own country while also maintaining troop numbers in colonies that covered 1/4 of the worlds land mass. Wow those darn British.
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6500|S.A. Australia
Now now, we all know that warman is a master strategist in the art of warfare.  After all, he must be after having served in the military for so long, right?
Serious Flex
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6777|Gold Coast
I thought he had a PhD in military history...no?
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eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6500|S.A. Australia
No he's actually served in every US military struggle since, well, the revolutionary war by the sounds of it.
Serious Flex
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6371|eXtreme to the maX

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

Lawl. They lost a war 3000 miles from their own country while also maintaining troop numbers in colonies that covered 1/4 of the worlds land mass. Wow those darn British.
They wouldn't have won without help from the French.
Fuck Israel
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,054|7037|PNW

War Man wrote:

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

Well if War Man says it would be easy then it must be.
Who says it was easy? Was it easy for the Brits to defeat us in the Revolutionary War? Oh wait they didn't, my bad.
You're American, gittout!

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Dilbert_X wrote:

They wouldn't have won without help from the French.
Nor, in fact, would we have won without everything else the Brits were occupied with.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5444|Sydney
How does this pertain to modern Australia?

Nothing, other than vandalising my AU Chats reading space

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