Americans...
American's, now there is a lot to say about these guys.
As an xbox live player, i have the absolute privilege of playing with just about every country of people, except the ones who cannot afford an xbox.. There are a lot of stereotypes about Americans, they are fat, arrogant, stupid, full of shit, (and this is usually the case, so maybe more of a statistic than stereotype) and many more. I got to play with a particular group of these fun lovin people today on call of duty black ops who fit the criteria of every stereotype for them possible!
So, game starts, all and all fine. I don't chat much, i prefer to listen at first, until their chat applies to me. I hear some rude comments, after they get a little aggravated after getting spanked via tomahawk. So i speak up, say something like why so mad? they run their mouths with stupid comments such as "your a bitch, you fucking n*****, suck dick, fag," you know, the typical. However before i even assumed they were americans, i decided to entertain the bs for a little while...
Anyways, after a while, i ask them a question that i was so eager to know about.. Do you guys live in America? I get a response like this.. "Are you fucking retarded, where do you think we live?" so i say something like, "well i don't know if you know this, but you arent the ONLY country in the world..." they laugh as if they ACTUALLY BELIEVE they are the only country that exists.. At this point i appreciate what i'm dealing with, and take advantage. I mute them for a few minutes so i can finish with the spanking, and unmute and ask if they are calm yet. they weren't.. Now, another thing i can remember, is they apparently have a few stereotypes about us.. apparently, we say "mouth" weird? I was confused, i asked how they say it.. Apparently more like if it were spelled, Mahhhhth.. And they said i need to learn how to speak haha.. Also, they defend them self in such a weird way. They don't even defend themselves, they defend their country. For example, i through in some fat jokes and what not. Their responses were things such as, "ya ok, were fat, uhhh, thats why we always come in first in the Olympics right? All our guys are soo fit (as he lists a bunch of names i have no idea who they are other than im guessing Olympic athletes)" so i stopped him RIGHT there, buddy, i called you fat, not your athletes you fucking tard, every olympic athlete is fit, for christ sakes, i CALLED YOUUUU fat. I don't think he understood, he started listing more names, and i couldn't help but laugh... also, they think that we don't have black people becasuse we can't afford them as slaves? I thought that was weird, they must be mistaken what year it is. And also, someone dropped in a comment about, "ughhh, guess who won world war 1 and 2?!" i couldn't really take them serious, kinda said something like "Ya, you guys did it all by yourselfs, no help from anyone else..." Hm, what else... They couldn't even read my gamertag which consists of 4 words, all 4 letters or under,they're quite illiterate thats for sure. One was a 13 year old boy, calling me a virgin, i said "wow, ironic", im not sure he understood how, or what he just said. And pretty much every sentence they spoke, contradicted their last one. Really giving me an idea of their intelligence. I can't really think of much more now, but im sure i could write a book on them. ( And just to be clear, i know they are not ALL like this, i am referring to the few, or majority... That are arrogant little pricks. )
American's, now there is a lot to say about these guys.
As an xbox live player, i have the absolute privilege of playing with just about every country of people, except the ones who cannot afford an xbox.. There are a lot of stereotypes about Americans, they are fat, arrogant, stupid, full of shit, (and this is usually the case, so maybe more of a statistic than stereotype) and many more. I got to play with a particular group of these fun lovin people today on call of duty black ops who fit the criteria of every stereotype for them possible!
So, game starts, all and all fine. I don't chat much, i prefer to listen at first, until their chat applies to me. I hear some rude comments, after they get a little aggravated after getting spanked via tomahawk. So i speak up, say something like why so mad? they run their mouths with stupid comments such as "your a bitch, you fucking n*****, suck dick, fag," you know, the typical. However before i even assumed they were americans, i decided to entertain the bs for a little while...
Anyways, after a while, i ask them a question that i was so eager to know about.. Do you guys live in America? I get a response like this.. "Are you fucking retarded, where do you think we live?" so i say something like, "well i don't know if you know this, but you arent the ONLY country in the world..." they laugh as if they ACTUALLY BELIEVE they are the only country that exists.. At this point i appreciate what i'm dealing with, and take advantage. I mute them for a few minutes so i can finish with the spanking, and unmute and ask if they are calm yet. they weren't.. Now, another thing i can remember, is they apparently have a few stereotypes about us.. apparently, we say "mouth" weird? I was confused, i asked how they say it.. Apparently more like if it were spelled, Mahhhhth.. And they said i need to learn how to speak haha.. Also, they defend them self in such a weird way. They don't even defend themselves, they defend their country. For example, i through in some fat jokes and what not. Their responses were things such as, "ya ok, were fat, uhhh, thats why we always come in first in the Olympics right? All our guys are soo fit (as he lists a bunch of names i have no idea who they are other than im guessing Olympic athletes)" so i stopped him RIGHT there, buddy, i called you fat, not your athletes you fucking tard, every olympic athlete is fit, for christ sakes, i CALLED YOUUUU fat. I don't think he understood, he started listing more names, and i couldn't help but laugh... also, they think that we don't have black people becasuse we can't afford them as slaves? I thought that was weird, they must be mistaken what year it is. And also, someone dropped in a comment about, "ughhh, guess who won world war 1 and 2?!" i couldn't really take them serious, kinda said something like "Ya, you guys did it all by yourselfs, no help from anyone else..." Hm, what else... They couldn't even read my gamertag which consists of 4 words, all 4 letters or under,they're quite illiterate thats for sure. One was a 13 year old boy, calling me a virgin, i said "wow, ironic", im not sure he understood how, or what he just said. And pretty much every sentence they spoke, contradicted their last one. Really giving me an idea of their intelligence. I can't really think of much more now, but im sure i could write a book on them. ( And just to be clear, i know they are not ALL like this, i am referring to the few, or majority... That are arrogant little pricks. )
