Well, I need to make up 5 physical education classes I missed, and I can do this by doing 100 minutes of exercise. I'm supposed to wear a heart rate monitor and be in the zone for 100 minutes so I can prove that I did it. Any ideas on how to make the heart rate monitor think I'm in the zone?
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Just ride a bike for the time. It's gonna suck but this is the least sucky option. 100 minutes of continuous exercise will suck.
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A lot of caffeine. Never mind the fact that your heart will stop.
i don't see how you would have to do 100 minutes of continuous exercise. Can't you do like 5 / 20 or something like that? Just do the fucking exercise you fat slob.
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Give it to me, my resting heart rate is like 100 bpm
my heart is going to give out when im 40
my heart is going to give out when im 40
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
you fat slob.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Did you have a bad day or something? Today is the last day I can do it and I have to practice for a dance performance.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
i don't see how you would have to do 100 minutes of continuous exercise. Can't you do like 5 / 20 or something like that? Just do the fucking exercise you fat slob.
Also, fat slob? Really? A 52 second 400m makes me a fat slob? LoL
wear the heart monitor as you practice for a dance performance?
And you know you did that 400m on a segway, don't lie.
And you know you did that 400m on a segway, don't lie.
lol I guess I could do some jump style every 5 minutes, that would keep my heart rate upKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
wear the heart monitor as you practice for a dance performance?
And you know you did that 400m on a segway, don't lie.
and I definitely used my legs
bad for kneesHaiBai wrote:
lol I guess I could do some jump style every 5 minutes, that would keep my heart rate upKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
wear the heart monitor as you practice for a dance performance?
And you know you did that 400m on a segway, don't lie.
and I definitely used my legs
i bench 400 and have a body fat percentage of -10% and i wash my clothes on my abs
too
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just do ya exercise you fat shite
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how to jack your heart-rate? amphetamine
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He wants to exercise for 100 minutes, not stay up for 72 hours straightUzique wrote:
just do ya exercise you fat shite
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If you've got some trails or what not near where you live, go bike for 20 miles or so. Not too hard, will get your heart rate up, and isn't mind numbingly boring like the machines are.
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Mutantbear wrote:
Give it to me, my resting heart rate is like 100 bpm
my heart is going to give out when im 40
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
you fat slob.
err yeah. he's like 6'1" and maybe 140 lbs. he's anorexic if anythingwah1188 wrote:
Mutantbear wrote:
Give it to me, my resting heart rate is like 100 bpm
my heart is going to give out when im 40KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
you fat slob.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
come at me bro
Last edited by Mutantbear (2010-11-18 19:53:23)
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Inject a gram of pure Adrenaline directly into yr heart bro.
Smoke marijuana, it will increase your heart rate.
Good one, chief.alexb wrote:
Smoke marijuana, it will increase your heart rate.
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