Sarcasm?The A W S M F O X wrote:
Good one, chief.alexb wrote:
Smoke marijuana, it will increase your heart rate.
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Go watch Gattaca. Ethan Hawke cheats a heartrate monitor in that.
<3 Uma Thurman
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<3 Ethan Hawke
there, I said it
there, I said it
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
wear the heart monitor as you practice for a dance performance?
And you know you did that 400m on a segway, don't lie.

<3 Heart rate monitors
Put it on a baby or a small animal. They have much higher heart rates.
Put it on a baby or a small animal. They have much higher heart rates.
Heart <3 rate monitorsglobefish23 wrote:
<3 Heart rate monitors

Mine is 35Mutantbear wrote:
Give it to me, my resting heart rate is like 100 bpm
my heart is going to give out when im 40
mine is 110
stick it on a small dog, their hearts are always going mad even at rest
stick it on a small dog, their hearts are always going mad even at rest
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Put it on a small child, their hearts beat faster, then chase them around with an axe.globefish23 wrote:
<3 Heart rate monitors
Put it on a baby or a small animal. They have much higher heart rates.
Fuck Israel
Wait?
Everyone knows their own heartrate?
Everyone knows their own heartrate?
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I had to have mine checked for a physical when joining the gym, I was in the 98th percentile for heart rateFloppY_ wrote:
Wait?
Everyone knows their own heartrate?
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live a life of chain smoking, strong booze and bad food. then walk up the stairs.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Stick it on your Dog. Tow behind car. Bosh!
use a Wii, (fatty)Brasso wrote:
how do i exercise
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quoting the OPloubot wrote:
use a WiiBrasso wrote:
how do i exercise
Last edited by Brasso (2010-11-19 05:40:53)
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
meth.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
yeah strap it to a dog
agree with above
then walk said dog.
agree with above
then walk said dog.
Strap it to a dog and give it meth.
letting said dog chase rabbits or squirrels is a much cheaper method, mate
Trotskygrad wrote:
letting said dog chase rabbits or squirrels is a much cheaper method, mate
Trotskygrad wrote:
a much cheaper method, mate
Trotskygrad wrote:
method, mate
Trotskygrad wrote:
method
I see what you did thereTrotskygrad wrote:
meth
>.>
Suck it up faggot. You missed the class, do the makeups or take the F you fucking low life.
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Sorry I don't know everyone's height on this forum.Brasso wrote:
err yeah. he's like 6'1" and maybe 140 lbs. he's anorexic if anythingwah1188 wrote:
Mutantbear wrote:
Give it to me, my resting heart rate is like 100 bpm
my heart is going to give out when im 40KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
you fat slob.
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