penis push-upsSonderKommando wrote:
yupmtb0minime wrote:
Sonder I think you train your penis, every four hours.
cock push-ups*
BRB, buying wedding ring.
get a sarcasm detector too, while you're at it
cmon helmet head!
Masturbation is a sinjord wrote:
I never get the whole take a cold shower thing. I've heard it a few times lately and it was mentioned in a book I'm reading too. If you're sporting a boner and feeling horny why would you not just bash one out?
Cold shower, nah.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
And keep the reciept for the ringmtb0minime wrote:
get a sarcasm detector too, while you're at it
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Hello Winter, it's been a while.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
sweet!snowing here too! it's cold as HELL
oh wait... Camm can't driveCamm wrote:
I was taking pictures while driving in the snow and lost control of the car and flew off the road. I broke my collar bone and I'm going to jail for killing 3 sheep. I don't deserve this.
I can't, but I have broken my collarbone before. Shit hurts.mtb0minime wrote:
oh wait... Camm can't driveCamm wrote:
I was taking pictures while driving in the snow and lost control of the car and flew off the road. I broke my collar bone and I'm going to jail for killing 3 sheep. I don't deserve this.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
How come you had to pay for Finny to drive you that one time?
Ok maybe I should've included legally as in you can't legally drive
Legally, I can drive. Driving's easy.mtb0minime wrote:
Ok maybe I should've included legally as in you can't legally drive
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
I was driving Matt you Twatt.
I must be utterly confused. For some reason I didn't think you had your license yet. Err I guess you do, but no car?
Was he sitting on your lap? After all, the pictures are taken from the correct sideFinray wrote:
I was driving Matt you Twatt.
mtb0minime wrote:
Was he sitting on your lap? After all, the pictures are taken from the correct sideFinray wrote:
I was driving Matt you Twatt.
I sat on his lap and talked about the first thing that popped up.mtb0minime wrote:
Was he sitting on your lap? After all, the pictures are taken from the correct sideFinray wrote:
I was driving Matt you Twatt.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
my penis
I HAVE THIS GAME N IM 13 YEARS OLD N IM A RANK 10!
morning chaps
noice 
I was gonna wait but it's gonna take too long. I need help.
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there is a direct correlation to having a small penis and thinking LittleBoy Planet is a great game. you fucking loser.
lololol
lololol
i laughed
hilarious
hilarious
noice