Poll

TSA Screening to see ya naked

Accept fate and proceed through body scanner22%22% - 12
Opt out for pat down26%26% - 14
Express discontent and proceed through scanner5%5% - 3
Opt out for pat down after making self hard.22%22% - 12
Leave the airport sans screening, take ship down under5%5% - 3
Other5%5% - 3
FU Brinson11%11% - 6
Total: 53
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
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It would appear national opt out day was a bomb.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa … tml?r=news
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Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6793|North Carolina

Kmar wrote:

It would appear national opt out day was a bomb.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa … tml?r=news
Heyooooohhh
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6989|132 and Bush

Turquoise wrote:

cpt.fass1 wrote:

Bertster7 wrote:

It's useless, it's not going to save any lives. For frequent flyers it will actually give them a higher risk of cancer.
Well, cancer is really one of the lesser worries about scanners.  Tanning booths are much more likely to give you cancer than one of these scanners -- even if you're a frequent flyer.

There's even evidence to suggest that cell phones pose a greater risk for cancer than these scanners.
No, not really.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badas … in-cancer/

If you want the bullet points, they’re not too hard to remember:
1) People fret when they hear the word radiation, but there are lots of kinds of radiation, most of which is harmless.
2) One type of radiation is plain ol’ light. Radio waves are radiation. Microwaves are radiation. These types of radiation are essentially harmless.
3) The type of radiation cell phones emit is on the borderline between radio and microwave light.
4) Not only is the type of radiation from cell phones harmless, the amount of it is too small to hurt us. Regulations set the power of cell phones far, far lower than levels known to be even borderline noticeable.
5) There have been many careful studies looking at any connection between cell phones and health risks. None has been found. Note: this means direct risk, not things like phoning while driving, while using a buzz saw, while running from zombies, and so on.
6) Cell phone use has exploded worldwide, with hundreds of millions of users. Yet the rate of brain cancer detection has been steady for years. If there were even a tiny connection, we’d see a dramatic increase in brain disease. We don’t.
7) Therefore, cell phones don’t cause cancer or brain damage.
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Kmar wrote:

It would appear national opt out day was a bomb.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa … tml?r=news
most people with jobs, lives, kids etc. ( not C.L.A.M.S. ) dont have alot of time for protests.
Thats why the TEA Parties were a wake up call.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6989|132 and Bush

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

Kmar wrote:

It would appear national opt out day was a bomb.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa … tml?r=news
most people with jobs, lives, kids etc. ( not C.L.A.M.S. ) dont have alot of time for protests.
Thats why the TEA Parties were a wake up call.
More like most people just want to get where they are going. Those jokers walking around wearing their three cornered hats are far from normal. .. far from the majority of americans.
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tuckergustav
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+1,590|6301|...

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/32729/TSAnta_ClausnhxDetail.png

T-shirt on woot.com today... thought it was appropriate for the topic.
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11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5625|Cleveland, Ohio
right so i flew to atlanta today and had to go thru the body scanner in minneapolis this morning.  i dont care but i dont think making a badged airline employee go thru that is effective use of that technology.
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6799|'Murka

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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5861|Ventura, California
Why would you fucking care if a TSA agent saw you naked? You don't know that person and you'll most likely never meet that person again.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6989|132 and Bush

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
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Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6793|North Carolina
The "Touchin' Squeezin' Arrestin'" one sounds like it could be the title of an Elvis-style song.  lol
Hunter/Jumper
Member
+117|6742
Are Muslim women exempt ? last are heard they were gonna be ? Can we check for citizenship while we are at it.

In Aspen some big bull dyke with a crew cut was scanning my then fiance because the under wire bra kept buzzing it was like a lead in to a porno movie, I was laughing.
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Member
+117|6742

Turquoise wrote:

The "Touchin' Squeezin' Arrestin'" one sounds like it could be the title of an Elvis-style song.  lol
I was thinking " journey "
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,990|7020|949

Kmar wrote:

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
I don't think many people would be opposed if there was a licensed physician groping them as opposed to a $10/hour TSA agent.  Maybe they could even bundle a free prostrate exam in there!
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Kmar wrote:

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
I actually had a Hernia and the Dr's Eyes popped out of his head when I coughed, it was liked he cupped 385657578 sets of balls and finally found a Hernia. He was like " Wow ~ you have a hernia ! "

Poor cybargs will have to find another poster to " tugg " to after he reads this
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6793|North Carolina

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

The "Touchin' Squeezin' Arrestin'" one sounds like it could be the title of an Elvis-style song.  lol
I was thinking " journey "
LOL...  I forgot about that one....
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmar wrote:

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
I don't think many people would be opposed if there was a licensed physician groping them as opposed to a $10/hour TSA agent.  Maybe they could even bundle a free prostrate exam in there!
You never had one or you wouldn't be jokin about it. lol Burns till your eyes water !
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6793|North Carolina

Hunter/Jumper wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmar wrote:

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
I don't think many people would be opposed if there was a licensed physician groping them as opposed to a $10/hour TSA agent.  Maybe they could even bundle a free prostrate exam in there!
You never had one or you wouldn't be jokin about it. lol Burns till your eyes water !
So this isn't that far from the truth, eh?  j/k

Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6989|132 and Bush

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmar wrote:

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
I don't think many people would be opposed if there was a licensed physician groping them as opposed to a $10/hour TSA agent.  Maybe they could even bundle a free prostrate exam in there!
Yea, they would. It matters not what the nurse at the walk in clinic makes. If your grabin my balls your grabin my balls.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England

Kmar wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmar wrote:

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
I don't think many people would be opposed if there was a licensed physician groping them as opposed to a $10/hour TSA agent.  Maybe they could even bundle a free prostrate exam in there!
Yea, they would. It matters not what the nurse at the walk in clinic makes. If your grabin my balls your grabin my balls.
Is she hot?
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13rin
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmar wrote:

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
I don't think many people would be opposed if there was a licensed physician groping them as opposed to a $10/hour TSA agent.  Maybe they could even bundle a free prostrate exam in there!
Which brings up another point.  Are these guys washing their hands and changing their gloves between rubdowns?  If not, I'd say thats breaking basic hygienic/sanitary practice (and probably against the law).
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,990|7020|949

Kmar wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmar wrote:

I went through more just to play soccer in high school. Turn/cough.
I don't think many people would be opposed if there was a licensed physician groping them as opposed to a $10/hour TSA agent.  Maybe they could even bundle a free prostrate exam in there!
Yea, they would. It matters not what the nurse at the walk in clinic makes. If your grabin my balls your grabin my balls.
"Licensed Physician"

"TSA Agent"

I guess I shouldn't have included the wage remark.  But you should be able to understand what I meant.  One of those two jobs requires extensive medical school.

@Brinson: You don't have to strip naked for the pat downs.  Methinks you're going to the wrong line!
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6793|North Carolina

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

@Brinson: You don't have to strip naked for the pat downs.  Methinks you're going to the wrong line!
The Larry Craig Security Agency -- Since 2007, we've touched more balls than Cal Ripken.  Be sure to visit our "head" office in Minneapolis.

Last edited by Turquoise (2010-12-02 13:53:58)

Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6930|Texas - Bigger than France
Dude, being a TSA agent would suck.

Imagine your job is to watch a monitor with naked tourists all day long...and then touch them....all day long.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6989|132 and Bush

Think Focker.. Meet the parents
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