Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6376|eXtreme to the maX

Uzique wrote:

nah cause i can write an amazing fucking poem about the whole experience

or maybe a minimalist, hyper-realistic post-modernist short story, in the vein of bukowski. all this filth and degradation and poverty!

actually when a bible-knocker came to my door yesterday i engaged in a proper debate with him about philosophy, he was out of his depth

i'd like to see an engineering undergrad repel annoying door-knockers with such class and finesse
Repelling door knockers is a somewhat less useful skill than fixing heating, drains and washing machines.

Anyway, I simply open the door wearing only shorts and invite them in - that gets rid of them.
Fuck Israel
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6709|King Of The Islands

Dilbert_X wrote:

Uzique wrote:

nah cause i can write an amazing fucking poem about the whole experience

or maybe a minimalist, hyper-realistic post-modernist short story, in the vein of bukowski. all this filth and degradation and poverty!

actually when a bible-knocker came to my door yesterday i engaged in a proper debate with him about philosophy, he was out of his depth

i'd like to see an engineering undergrad repel annoying door-knockers with such class and finesse
Repelling door knockers is a somewhat less useful skill than fixing heating, drains and washing machines.

Anyway, I simply open the door wearing only shorts and invite them in - that gets rid of them.
Shorts? That's a bit formal i'nnit?
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5238|Dundee, Scotland.
I has tonsillitis! \o/
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6582

What've you been putting in your mouth lately
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5238|Dundee, Scotland.

ebug9 wrote:

What've you been putting in your mouth lately
nuffink. It's bacterial as well, so I can got penicillin! \o/
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6582

I was given awesome banana flavoured medicine when I had it (like 7 or 8 years ago)
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6269|Vortex Ring State

Dilbert_X wrote:

Uzique wrote:

nah cause i can write an amazing fucking poem about the whole experience

or maybe a minimalist, hyper-realistic post-modernist short story, in the vein of bukowski. all this filth and degradation and poverty!

actually when a bible-knocker came to my door yesterday i engaged in a proper debate with him about philosophy, he was out of his depth

i'd like to see an engineering undergrad repel annoying door-knockers with such class and finesse
Repelling door knockers is a somewhat less useful skill than fixing heating, drains and washing machines.

Anyway, I simply open the door wearing only shorts and invite them in - that gets rid of them.
or just show him your Richard Dawkins collection
bennisboy
Member
+829|6916|Poundland
So we werent allowed calculators in our exam today, and people are now throwing tantrums that they were asked to find out 2/3rds of 0.7 in the exam

Exam Q wrote:

Using Blume's adjustments, what is the adjusted value for a beta of 0.7
Basically the formula for Blume's adjustment is 0.343 + (0.667*beta)

Basic maths...
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5954|SQUID
the answers 12 right
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6743|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Drinkin' red wine
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5972|College Park, MD
Shot the load, mornin' bF2S!
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Sturgeon
Member
+488|5211|Flintshire
fuk off
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5972|College Park, MD
no u ya fukin limey m80
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6743|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Red wine in the glass. Iron Maiden playing in the speakers. Typing addresses to the wedding invitation list.

What an evening.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5972|College Park, MD

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Red wine in the glass. Iron Maiden playing in the speakers. Typing addresses to the wedding invitation list.

What an evening.
laying in bed, while the world passes my by, Avenged Sevenfold playing in the speakers, waiting till like 10:30 to take a shower and eat breakfast then go to this exam.

What a morning.
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tuckergustav
...
+1,590|6183|...

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Red wine in the glass. Iron Maiden playing in the speakers. Typing addresses to the wedding invitation list.

What an evening.
Nice of you to help out. How is the lady doing with the planning? Hope she isn't stressing about anything.
...
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6842

ebug9 wrote:

I was given awesome banana flavoured medicine when I had it (like 7 or 8 years ago)
yeah i remember that, it tasted quite nice. is it amoxicillin or something?
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5211|Flintshire
hey fill fuk u lol
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6842

u wish lmao
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5211|Flintshire
rofl
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Sturgeon
Member
+488|5211|Flintshire
lol cya later surgeons from dauntless lol actually i'm going to bed too lol cya later then lol - Dauntless lol
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The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5954|SQUID
i liked the part wher he sed lol
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6954|United States of America
Europe, wtf is going on? That protest in London got a bit rowdy, then there was a shitstorm in Italy over Berlusconi, and today you've got rioting in Greece and Moscow.
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5211|Flintshire

The A W S M F O X wrote:

i liked the part wher he sed lol
same tbff
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