I thought you had a gf hurri
uh we broke up like 8 months ago LoLFinray wrote:
I thought you had a gf hurri
fail
how come
how come
things just weren't working out, and there was a huge disconnect between us. she was still in high school, I was/am in uni, plus I wanna sow my wild oats or whatever that lame phrase is
Is there any better feeling than not being able to scratch your balls because you're busy all day, and you're wearing a tightish pair of trousers. Then you get home and when you get a moment to yourself you scratch away all that itchiness that has built up over a the entire day....it's like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was nice.
I know fucking karate
Thought you were going sleep finray!
yupjustice wrote:
Is there any better feeling than not being able to scratch your balls because you're busy all day, and you're wearing a tightish pair of trousers. Then you get home and when you get a moment to yourself you scratch away all that itchiness that has built up over a the entire day....it's like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was nice.
what's not nice is having an itch that won't go away no matter how much you scratch, then suddenly it disappears
Me too!wah1188 wrote:
Thought you were going sleep finray!
This is why you don't wear tight trousers.justice wrote:
Is there any better feeling than not being able to scratch your balls because you're busy all day, and you're wearing a tightish pair of trousers. Then you get home and when you get a moment to yourself you scratch away all that itchiness that has built up over a the entire day....it's like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was nice.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
brb gaiz
So kmar, is H/J really ATG?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
alrighty, see you lot in about 36 hours.
Give or take a few.
Give or take a few.
EE (hats
I'm buying ski boots tomorrow. So exciting
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
true .. although taking a dump after you've been virtually pushing cotton all day is pretty fantastic.justice wrote:
Is there any better feeling than not being able to scratch your balls because you're busy all day, and you're wearing a tightish pair of trousers. Then you get home and when you get a moment to yourself you scratch away all that itchiness that has built up over a the entire day....it's like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was nice.
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Shit in work its fun.Kmar wrote:
true .. although taking a dump after you've been virtually pushing cotton all day is pretty fantastic.justice wrote:
Is there any better feeling than not being able to scratch your balls because you're busy all day, and you're wearing a tightish pair of trousers. Then you get home and when you get a moment to yourself you scratch away all that itchiness that has built up over a the entire day....it's like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was nice.
Options were limited when I drove for UPS. You had to learn all the good spots on the route to drop one off.
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Not doing that again this winter I take it?Kmar wrote:
Options were limited when I drove for UPS. You had to learn all the good spots on the route to drop one off.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I swear i can't pass up the opportunity to take a shit nowadays. It's psychological i'm sure. When there's a toilet I can'y help myself and end up going about 5 times in one day, when there isn't one nearby i can last all day.
his picture actually suits that
@fin
@fin
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I can't go unless it's first thing in the morning now. If I miss my two hour window it'll sit like a brick in my abdomen the rest of the day.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
mwhuahaha
I've taken to going before i get out the door, then one at the airport. I call it my 'pre-flight'
i hate taking shits that aren't in my toilet
i'll be downstairs and i'd rather go upstairs to shit in my toilet than the downstairs toilet
it's like my throne, and if i shit anywhere else it'd be betrayal
i'll be downstairs and i'd rather go upstairs to shit in my toilet than the downstairs toilet
it's like my throne, and if i shit anywhere else it'd be betrayal
I guess I'm a bit of a toilet slut, i'll shit anywhere and everywhere