That was actually fedex home, where I got jacked . Not working for them again.JohnG@lt wrote:
Not doing that again this winter I take it?Kmar wrote:
Options were limited when I drove for UPS. You had to learn all the good spots on the route to drop one off.
wotjustice wrote:
I hate when you kinda feel a shit there, so you decide you wanna get it out instead of walking around feeling bloated, so you sit there and try really hard to get it out, but it wont come, then you sort have to walk around feeling like there's a brick ready to come out of your anus, but it's not ready.
exactlyGooners wrote:
i hate taking shits that aren't in my toilet
i'll be downstairs and i'd rather go upstairs to shit in my toilet than the downstairs toilet
it's like my throne, and if i shit anywhere else it'd be betrayal
I hate it when you have to go somewhere. Then you feel like you need one so you are squeezing as hard as you can since you're shitting against time, then a pebble comes out.justice wrote:
I hate when you kinda feel a shit there, so you decide you wanna get it out instead of walking around feeling bloated, so you sit there and try really hard to get it out, but it wont come, then you sort have to walk around feeling like there's a brick ready to come out of your anus, but it's not ready.
You need to upgrade your toilet seat. I never had a problem, where i am now, it only takes 5minsunnamednewbie13 wrote:
My time spent on the toilet reading is dictated by how long it takes my bloody legs to fall asleep.
yeah but did they name a toilet after you?Toilet Sex wrote:
i don't think i need to spell out how i feel about toilets
So true.wah1188 wrote:
I hate it when you have to go somewhere. Then you feel like you need one so you are squeezing as hard as you can since you're shitting against time, then a pebble comes out.justice wrote:
I hate when you kinda feel a shit there, so you decide you wanna get it out instead of walking around feeling bloated, so you sit there and try really hard to get it out, but it wont come, then you sort have to walk around feeling like there's a brick ready to come out of your anus, but it's not ready.
it isn't about names, it's about slutty toiletsDauntless wrote:
yeah but did they name a toilet after you?Toilet Sex wrote:
i don't think i need to spell out how i feel about toilets
mine is the battery life of my phone .. aka toilet computerunnamednewbie13 wrote:
My time spent on the toilet reading is dictated by how long it takes my bloody legs to fall asleep.
I was on a date once I felt like a sort of needed a shit but thought nah I'm alright. I did take about 13 minutes squeezing one out fucking annoying to say the least.justice wrote:
So true.wah1188 wrote:
I hate it when you have to go somewhere. Then you feel like you need one so you are squeezing as hard as you can since you're shitting against time, then a pebble comes out.justice wrote:
I hate when you kinda feel a shit there, so you decide you wanna get it out instead of walking around feeling bloated, so you sit there and try really hard to get it out, but it wont come, then you sort have to walk around feeling like there's a brick ready to come out of your anus, but it's not ready.
These are the real issues we face, north korea this, recession that.
If a mans day can be made so uncomfortable by a mini brown torpedo, surely this is the first step to world peace.
i dropped my phone in a toilet onceKmar wrote:
mine is the battery life of my phone .. aka toilet computerunnamednewbie13 wrote:
My time spent on the toilet reading is dictated by how long it takes my bloody legs to fall asleep.
I gave the fuckers money and they sent me an email asking for more.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Apparently it's now an URGENT appeal from Jimmy Wales.
I kinda wanna donate now.
need i remind you of your essay a few weeks back?JohnG@lt wrote:
My little brother handed me a term paper he wrote today. Out of the first paragraph, exactly one sentence didn't contain major gramatical, sentence structure or spelling errors. We couldn't be any more opposite. Fucking gingers.
I just gave Jimmy $10JohnG@lt wrote:
I gave the fuckers money and they sent me an email asking for more.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Apparently it's now an URGENT appeal from Jimmy Wales.
I kinda wanna donate now.
He's in college himself.Uzique wrote:
need i remind you of your essay a few weeks back?JohnG@lt wrote:
My little brother handed me a term paper he wrote today. Out of the first paragraph, exactly one sentence didn't contain major gramatical, sentence structure or spelling errors. We couldn't be any more opposite. Fucking gingers.
and you're at college... much his senior...
you have much to be humble about, galty
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