I think a lot of american toilets flush with a lot more suck than ones back home. back home they sort of let it drain down then fill it back up. Here they tend to such the bowl dry, then fill it up. I approve.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
The best are the shits that are just one gigantic log. The kind where you need to flush twice, the first to break it into smaller pieces.
Of course that's all irrelevant if you have the kind of toilets they use in high end hotels that flush like Niagara Falls.
We kind of said fuck you to the whole water conservation movementPrivateVendetta wrote:
I think a lot of american toilets flush with a lot more suck than ones back home. back home they sort of let it drain down then fill it back up. Here they tend to such the bowl dry, then fill it up. I approve.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
The best are the shits that are just one gigantic log. The kind where you need to flush twice, the first to break it into smaller pieces.
Of course that's all irrelevant if you have the kind of toilets they use in high end hotels that flush like Niagara Falls.
i'm always shocked by how many people in college still make mistakes like their/they're or your/you're etc.JohnG@lt wrote:
He's in college himself.Uzique wrote:
need i remind you of your essay a few weeks back?JohnG@lt wrote:
My little brother handed me a term paper he wrote today. Out of the first paragraph, exactly one sentence didn't contain major gramatical, sentence structure or spelling errors. We couldn't be any more opposite. Fucking gingers.
and you're at college... much his senior...
you have much to be humble about, galty
Here, see for yourself.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 … AG0089.jpg
There is nine pages of this crap.
their always doing itHurricane2k9 wrote:
i'm always shocked by how many people in college still make mistakes like their/they're or your/you're etc.JohnG@lt wrote:
He's in college himself.Uzique wrote:
need i remind you of your essay a few weeks back?
and you're at college... much his senior...
you have much to be humble about, galty
Here, see for yourself.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 … AG0089.jpg
There is nine pages of this crap.
He said "I ran it through spell check three times!"Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i'm always shocked by how many people in college still make mistakes like their/they're or your/you're etc.JohnG@lt wrote:
He's in college himself.Uzique wrote:
need i remind you of your essay a few weeks back?
and you're at college... much his senior...
you have much to be humble about, galty
Here, see for yourself.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 … AG0089.jpg
There is nine pages of this crap.
That's terrible. What year is he in?JohnG@lt wrote:
He's in college himself.Uzique wrote:
need i remind you of your essay a few weeks back?JohnG@lt wrote:
My little brother handed me a term paper he wrote today. Out of the first paragraph, exactly one sentence didn't contain major gramatical, sentence structure or spelling errors. We couldn't be any more opposite. Fucking gingers.
and you're at college... much his senior...
you have much to be humble about, galty
Here, see for yourself.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 … AG0089.jpg
There is nine pages of this crap.
He's a freshman. His problem is he never reads. Instead, he spent his high school years sitting in his room playing guitar hero.Poseidon wrote:
That's terrible. What year is he in?JohnG@lt wrote:
He's in college himself.Uzique wrote:
need i remind you of your essay a few weeks back?
and you're at college... much his senior...
you have much to be humble about, galty
Here, see for yourself.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 … AG0089.jpg
There is nine pages of this crap.
I'm typically pretty humble on my writing, but I KNOW my writing and grammar is superior to that. Wow.
At least your grammar seems to be better.
In that case we should post it more oftenHurricane2k9 wrote:
I think Uzique's drinking himself into a stupor after reading that paper, John.
I had to grab a glass of scotch before I started the second page. He's really proud of the paper too. Spent 12 hours total writing it.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I think Uzique's drinking himself into a stupor after reading that paper, John.
haha .. there are programs that will check grammar. However, they only catch things like fragmentation and run ons.JohnG@lt wrote:
He said "I ran it through spell check three times!"Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i'm always shocked by how many people in college still make mistakes like their/they're or your/you're etc.JohnG@lt wrote:
He's in college himself.
Here, see for yourself.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 … AG0089.jpg
There is nine pages of this crap.
http://www.gogaminggiant.com/wp-content … cepalm.jpg
Has he considered trade school?JohnG@lt wrote:
I had to grab a glass of scotch before I started the second page. He's really proud of the paper too. Spent 12 hours total writing it.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I think Uzique's drinking himself into a stupor after reading that paper, John.
He's joining the fucking navy. They're going to turn him into a nurse. God help whoever his dumb ass has to treat.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Has he considered trade school?JohnG@lt wrote:
I had to grab a glass of scotch before I started the second page. He's really proud of the paper too. Spent 12 hours total writing it.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I think Uzique's drinking himself into a stupor after reading that paper, John.
i cannot remember a time when i was writing essays at 'that' level... crazyHurricane2k9 wrote:
i'm always shocked by how many people in college still make mistakes like their/they're or your/you're etc.JohnG@lt wrote:
He's in college himself.Uzique wrote:
need i remind you of your essay a few weeks back?
and you're at college... much his senior...
you have much to be humble about, galty
Here, see for yourself.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 … AG0089.jpg
There is nine pages of this crap.
Same. I don't consider myself a great writer, good at best, but I don't think I ever was THAT terrible with grammar.Uzique wrote:
i cannot remember a time when i was writing essays at 'that' level... crazyHurricane2k9 wrote:
i'm always shocked by how many people in college still make mistakes like their/they're or your/you're etc.JohnG@lt wrote:
He's in college himself.
Here, see for yourself.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 … AG0089.jpg
There is nine pages of this crap.
it feels like i've had a pretty fluent grasp on the language/writing since... age 12/13, maybe? allowing some precociously 'flowery' vocabularly, of course, in the typical style of a young eager wordsmith... much more relaxed on that front now in my essay writing.
Of course .. camtasia is the best .. I've used them all.Dauntless wrote:
kmar have you used any screen recording software before? what did you use?
I went off on him when he handed that to me. My mom had to drag me outside and calm me down.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Same. I don't consider myself a great writer, good at best, but I don't think I ever was THAT terrible with grammar.Uzique wrote:
i cannot remember a time when i was writing essays at 'that' level... crazyHurricane2k9 wrote:
i'm always shocked by how many people in college still make mistakes like their/they're or your/you're etc.
it feels like i've had a pretty fluent grasp on the language/writing since... age 12/13, maybe? allowing some precociously 'flowery' vocabularly, of course, in the typical style of a young eager wordsmith... much more relaxed on that front now in my essay writing.
hardly unforgettablejustice wrote:
Nat King Cole + Scotch + Bf2s...best way a to spend a sleepless lonely night.
