superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|7256

So I see this server named: 24/7 Karkand Bigscores Ger R  80.64.134.67 Its a 16 man server on a 64 player map.

Now I'm not a big expert in teampoints and I need about 50 Teampoints IAR to get a couple of medals.  I usually only play full 64 player maps but i've read that a 16 player game on a 64 map would span out for a pretty long time...so I log into the remaining slot.  I figure I'll drop some ammo packs, cap some flags and eventually get there if the round is really long.

I rush in to the hotel with my trusty pkm and wow!  There are so many people fighting it out.  I go prone and "Tatata, tatata, tatata...tatata" down they start going.  Damn, I think...I'm really good.  Then I start to notice that they're shooting at me with pistols.  Hmmm...must be going for basic pistol badge.  Wait, there's my teammate running after that guy with the pistol with a knife.  Huh, and there's two guys on my team with shock paddles out reviving the knife guy who got killed by the pistol guy.  Oh shitttttttt...i've stumbled across a pistol knife server.

At this point I am imagining the Admin fumbling to find the "Kick Superfly_Cox Button".  Fuck it...I go prone and unload into all of em with my PKM...got about 10 before I got kicked for excessive team killing.  I guess the other 15 were part of the "team" and I was not.

But honestly, how many of you guys join pistol knife servers just to fuck with em.  You'll get 10 easy kills before they know what hit em.  Better yet, go in there and drop c4 all over the place and then stand back and BOOOOOMMM!
JeSTeR_Player1
Flying Solo
+98|7245|Canada, Ont
Since Pistol/Knife servers are always 24/7 Karkand I think...

I never end up in them.
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7264|Singapore

Neither do I

Given though.. They're all half a world away/.
*ToRRo*cT|
Spanish Sniper-Wh0re
+199|7219|Malaga, EspaƱa
, yep i joined a server where i spotted Sgt.Max_Power
A kark Knife/Pistol only server
rules: No flag capping lol! that msg came up ever minute in the server

i joined and it was like Ow Noes!!! i need to get the fuck outta here...rrrrr...wait T90 !!!
so i went at the place where there was a hell of an chokepoint and i just rammed my Tank into them and ran over a couple of fags and blow the hell out of the other got 15 kills  before the msg appeard

Kicking: -=>cSc<=-*ToRRo*cT|  !!!NO THANKS!!!
got booted for a minute lol
i rejoined and took the Humvee and took the commander position and screamed to all the squads GTA MOTHER*CKERS! and ran over a lot of people before i got kicked again but this time for 24 hours
well, its fun to mess with them on their Stat Orgy servers

BTW posted some pics of it in the thread named sgt.Max_power

Last edited by *ToRRo*cT| (2006-05-10 04:35:14)

Kusunagi
Member
+59|7212|The land of Hookers and pod
The last thing Superfly mentioned is what I did, they were all at the same spot at square, so i dropped c4 and blew up 5 teammates and 4 enemies. Then all sort of comments were comming like: "ONLY KNIFE AND PISTOL YOU NOB!@" and "OMFG BAN THAT FAGGET KUSUNAGI"
It was a good 5 min. laugh before i got kicked.

Last edited by Kusunagi (2006-05-10 04:35:28)

polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7264|Singapore

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:

, yep i joined a server where i spotted Sgt.Max_Power
A kark Knife/Pistol only server
rules: No flag capping lol! that msg came up ever minute in the server

i joined and it was like Ow Noes!!! i need to get the fuck outta here...rrrrr...wait T90 !!!
so i went at the place where there was a hell of an chokepoint and i just rammed my Tank into them and ran over a couple of fags and blow the hell out of the other got 15 kills  before the msg appeard

Kicking: -=>cSc<=-*ToRRo*cT|  !!!NO THANKS!!!
got booted for a minute lol
i rejoined and took the Humvee and took the commander position and screamed to all the squads GTA MOTHER*CKERS! and ran over a lot of people before i got kicked again but this time for 24 hours
well, its fun to mess with them on their Stat Orgy servers

BTW posted some pics of it in the thread named sgt.Max_power
Lawl! I wish i got the chance to do shit like that
EvilMonkeySlayer
Member
+82|7127
A server I occasionally went on decided to switch over to a knife/pistols only server. I hadn't realised this so I was letting loose like crazy with the G36, tanks etc.

I got my veteran medic and legion of merit badge on that server before I got booted, it's only just before I got booted that I realised it was a knife/pistol only server.
At that point I figured, oh what the hell and started being even more cruel by running people over. Then I got booted.
JahManRed
wank
+646|7103|IRELAND

yeah I joined that exact server cus a m8 was allready on it. I says on the logo on the load in saying pistol and Knife server, and thought " aghhhh borring shite, ill get him to move to another server with me"
While in the game 80% of players were following the server rules. the other 20% throwing grenades using PKM's etc.  There is constantly kick votes, with no one being kicked and loads of complaining and arguing.
Shite server. I just left, without my m8. He was quite happy waiting untill everyone was duling with pistols in a big clump, then just driving over everyone in a jeep.
Username II
Member
+3|7108
It's probably padding to exploit padding servers. Probably fun though
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7169|Howell, Mi USA
I joined a Knife/Pistol server by accident, it looked like a normal server. I spawned at Hotel and right away got about 4 kills with the G36c. I thought Jeez that was easy. Then i realized what was going on.......

AssHat#1: KICK CBASS420 HES USING MACHINE GUN
AssHat#2: BOOT CBASS420
AssHat#3: Admin kick cbass420 he's not following rules
AssHat#1: Get out Cbass!!!!
Cbass420: Whats the matter u guys can't get knife/pistol kills the right way, u gotta be pussies!
AssHat#4: F*ck u cbass

Boooooooot= me     "kicked for High Ping"

I should of left so i don't give the admin the satisfaction of kicking me but i wanted to talk some shit first. o well.

Last edited by Cbass (2006-05-10 06:55:08)

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Burning_Monkey
Moving Target
+108|7313
Maybe I need to find an unsuspecting knife/pistol server to get my explosives badge on.

I just can't stand people that continually break the rules and then get pissed when people break their rules.  It's like a thief getting pissed you stole his stuff.

Mwaahahaaa[/evil genius laugh]

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