AussieReaper
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+5,761|6419|what

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Just spent the last like 3 hours with my friend whose girlfriend dumped him lol!!!
friendly spooning session lasted 3 hours?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5968|College Park, MD
lol!!!

it's kinda funny, every time he breaks up with a broad or a broad breaks up with him, the same day we end up hanging out, smoking, having late-night eats at some shady diner
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6921

AussieReaper wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Just spent the last like 3 hours with my friend whose girlfriend dumped him lol!!!
friendly spooning session lasted 3 hours?
not long enough
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5968|College Park, MD

AussieReaper wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Just spent the last like 3 hours with my friend whose girlfriend dumped him lol!!!
friendly spooning session lasted 3 hours?
even if that did happen it'd be more contact with another human body than you'll ever have



https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5445|Sydney

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

lol!!!

it's kinda funny, every time he breaks up with a broad or a broad breaks up with him, the same day we end up hanging out, smoking, having late-night eats at some shady diner
Then back to yours for some hot, sweaty sex?
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6419|what

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Just spent the last like 3 hours with my friend whose girlfriend dumped him lol!!!
friendly spooning session lasted 3 hours?
even if that did happen it'd be more contact with another human body than you'll ever have



so it did happen?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5968|College Park, MD

AussieReaper wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:


friendly spooning session lasted 3 hours?
even if that did happen it'd be more contact with another human body than you'll ever have



so it did happen?
"even if"
>implying it did not happen
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
like a g6
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6419|what

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:


even if that did happen it'd be more contact with another human body than you'll ever have



so it did happen?
"even if"
>implying it did not happen
So it did happen.


lol u gay
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5968|College Park, MD
nite slaves
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5655|Fuck this.

AussieReaper wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:


so it did happen?
"even if"
>implying it did not happen
So it did happen.


lol u gay
Was there ever any doubt?
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6921

get these goddamn christmas lights off my fucking bf2s please
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6419|what

They won't be removed til August.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5445|Sydney
I'm surprised they haven't gotten an easter theme up yet. They've already had easter eggs in the supermarket for over a week now.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6921

easter isn't until april
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6705|King Of The Islands

mtb0minime wrote:

easter isn't until april
The more you know
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5207|Flintshire

-Sh1fty- wrote:

fuck you I hope you go blind asshole
You'll regret that

Also oh the irony lol
https://bf3s.com/sigs/3dda27c6d0d9b22836605b152b9d214b99507f91.png
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6778|Gold Coast
dear bf2s.

today i got stuck in traffic for 3 hours. i had to pee pretty bad because mum fed me pepsi max and i drank it all pretty quicky since i was thirsty. so we stopped at a friend of mums place and i urinated in their toilet. we hadnt seen anyone from this family for quite some time, so it was nice to see them again. we were both on our way to help others affected by the flood but since the traffic was so bad we decided to stop for some reason. 3 hours later, we got back on the road and continued our journey. it took 1 hour to travel approximately 2-3 kilometers (thats about 1.24 to 1.86 miles to you imperialistsists). as you can imagine, mum got angry and started to yell. we then arrived to our destination about 5 hours late, and proceeded to work into the afternoon. i observed many interesting things, such as complete strangers offering food and drink to the poeple cleaning up the street. also, many others offered their services to assist in cleaning up. however there were already many volunteers, and were promptly shooed away (just like italians and gypsies). I managed to clean the mud off the road and flushed it down the drain. i drank 3 drinks and had a sausage on bread with tomato sauce. it was delicious. there were army guys working across the road, loading items that had been destroyed into huge mogs (army transport trucks). they were pretty cool dudes. they stole quite a bit of water from everyones taps but since the dam is at 190% i guess nobody is complaining. at the end of the day, we still had the high pressure hose out (the one used to clean the mud of the road) and one wanted his boots cleaned. this then caused about the whole platoon to come over and get their boots cleaned. my brother was washing them all, so now he is called the boot bitch (I came up with that, LOL). by that time everyone was leaving and we still had about 20 minutes more cleaning to do. we cleaned those bits and then came home. i am now showered and in a new change of clothes.

today, i made a difference.


thanks for listening
signed,
kustav

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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6838

hey turg
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6740|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I have an itch in my ear that my bachelor party starts tomorrow morning. The guys are acting odd
Well that itch was wrong. Altho I woke up to every single noise on the walkway outside after 6am 12 now, so nothing prolly starting today. Two possible weekends left. Damn, this is getting to me
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6838

imagine it never came
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6740|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Toilet Sex wrote:

imagine it never came
Or if they already had it but without me?
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6419|what

KuSTaV wrote:

dear bf2s.

today i got stuck in traffic for 3 hours. i had to pee pretty bad because mum fed me pepsi max and i drank it all pretty quicky since i was thirsty. so we stopped at a friend of mums place and i urinated in their toilet. we hadnt seen anyone from this family for quite some time, so it was nice to see them again. we were both on our way to help others affected by the flood but since the traffic was so bad we decided to stop for some reason. 3 hours later, we got back on the road and continued our journey. it took 1 hour to travel approximately 2-3 kilometers (thats about 1.24 to 1.86 miles to you imperialistsists). as you can imagine, mum got angry and started to yell. we then arrived to our destination about 5 hours late, and proceeded to work into the afternoon. i observed many interesting things, such as complete strangers offering food and drink to the poeple cleaning up the street. also, many others offered their services to assist in cleaning up. however there were already many volunteers, and were promptly shooed away (just like italians and gypsies). I managed to clean the mud off the road and flushed it down the drain. i drank 3 drinks and had a sausage on bread with tomato sauce. it was delicious. there were army guys working across the road, loading items that had been destroyed into huge mogs (army transport trucks). they were pretty cool dudes. they stole quite a bit of water from everyones taps but since the dam is at 190% i guess nobody is complaining. at the end of the day, we still had the high pressure hose out (the one used to clean the mud of the road) and one wanted his boots cleaned. this then caused about the whole platoon to come over and get their boots cleaned. my brother was washing them all, so now he is called the boot bitch (I came up with that, LOL). by that time everyone was leaving and we still had about 20 minutes more cleaning to do. we cleaned those bits and then came home. i am now showered and in a new change of clothes.

today, i made a difference.


thanks for listening
signed,
kustav

http://www.willardbalthazar.com/sitebui … 00h142.jpg
tl;dr

also quoting your speech so its on a new page so maybe someone else will read it.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6778|Gold Coast
thanks ar

read my post you cunts

its better than the best book you ever read.
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6838

tl;dr

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