Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|7022|New Hampshire, USA
https://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/02/500x_sporthocker1.jpg

If you've not heard of Sporthocker before, don't worry—the trick is to look as foolish as possible, all while juggling a stool around and pretending its a skateboard. Then you sit on it. Yes, really. Those crazy Germans.

It's too difficult to explain how you "play" it, if that's the accurate verb to describe this strange, strange sport. Just watch the video below, and tell me you can last the whole way through without laughing your pants off.


Linky
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6547|Vancouver | Canada
Rofl!

What the fuck.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6179|Catherine Black
Some of that shit looks actually half-impressive or have a mediocrity of difficulty to it.

the other half is complete shite. I liked the skidding and flatground stuff (ie where they weren't standing on their feet).
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,990|7023|949

top comment-
Oh man you guys are sitting the FUCK out of those stools!

lol
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,068|7162|PNW

If Hitler had this shit in WW2, we would have all been speaking German.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6543|what

What colour is your stool?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6703

bloody red
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5864|Ventura, California
I wasn't impressed by most of the video. It's an interesting new sport, if your definition of sport is pulling out a chair and sitting down. Respect to the guys that skid with them or use their feet to make it spin whilst they jump and land atop it.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Shadow893
lel
+75|7083|England
1.25 is epic lol. Would love to do this
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5864|Ventura, California
2:06 is good too
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6179|Catherine Black

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I wasn't impressed by most of the video. It's an interesting new sport, if your definition of sport is pulling out a chair and sitting down. Respect to the guys that skid with them or use their feet to make it spin whilst they jump and land atop it.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 9#p3446409
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,068|7162|PNW

I wonder if sporthocker means 'like a boss.'
Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6734

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

I wonder if sporthocker means 'like a boss.'
lol, unfortunatley not.
As for the "sport", well. We are crazy, but I think the people were saying that when the hackysacks came up, too. And look where they are now!
https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,068|7162|PNW

Sisco wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

I wonder if sporthocker means 'like a boss.'
lol, unfortunatley not.
As for the "sport", well. We are crazy, but I think the people were saying that when the hackysacks came up, too. And look where they are now!
Initially misread that as Haffeysucks.
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6539|'straya
At least if you get bored of the sport you still have a trendy stool for your house.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5864|Ventura, California

Finray wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I wasn't impressed by most of the video. It's an interesting new sport, if your definition of sport is pulling out a chair and sitting down. Respect to the guys that skid with them or use their feet to make it spin whilst they jump and land atop it.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 9#p3446409


You freaking copy cat, knowing what I was going to say before I said it. Then pretending to have that opinion, I'm on to your shenanigans.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,820|6497|eXtreme to the maX
Looks gay and pointless, no doubt the Germans take it super-serious and there'll be a world championships in a year or two which they'll win because no-one else cares.
Fuck Israel
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,820|6497|eXtreme to the maX

Finray wrote:

Some of that shit looks actually half-impressive or have a mediocrity of difficulty to it.
You trying to speak english there? /uzique
Fuck Israel
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6844|The Twilight Zone
the guy on the right needs some sleep. Regarding the "invention"- no thanks, don't want to break my nuts while doing a "stunt"
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