BF2 Nerd Rage

2006-05-12 17:27:50

#1

Viper38: Member; +118|7147

Perhaps this story reveals that I take BF2 too seriously at times but the other night I was playing a quick round on Dragon Valley. As usual, I was in the F-35 trying to avoid the J-10s and rack up a reasonable score at the same time. It was over one of the central flags that I noticed a J-10 taking a leisurely flight back to its hanger. Quickly, I pulled in behind it unleashing my missiles in three pairs of two - EVERY BLOODY MISSILE seemed to fly off in an alternative direction and I ended up with 8 TKs (a full BH and a Cobra). For some reason I got so angry that I had to destroy something - without looking I picked up a random booklet from the top of my desk and tore it in half. It was only then that I realised it was my manual to Command and Conquer: The First Decade

I must say this is a massive improvement on 6 or 7 years ago when Diddy Kong racing on the N64 cost me two controllers and a hole in my door (My poor parents must have thought I was insane).

Anyway, I know I take this game too seriously but my poor C & C manual now sits atop of my computer as a constant reminder to chill the f**K out

How angry do you guys get when playing BF2 and things aren't going well?

2006-05-12 17:29:48

#2

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7238

Beer takes the pain away. If you are too young to drink.......don't take a gun to school, just go rub one out.

2006-05-12 17:31:05

#3

Viper38: Member; +118|7147

usmarine2005 wrote:
Beer takes the pain away. If you are too young to drink.......don't take a gun to school, just go rub one out.

Thanks for that mate - I'm 22 BTW - a beer is never that far from my hand whilst playing BF2

2006-05-12 17:31:19

#4

0ktane: Negative Ping; +55|7243|Arizona

Lol. That's tough bro. I try to stay calm in all occasions when playing BF2...but sometimes, I chuck my headphones across my desk...swore I've broken them a few times. Wish I could be like my girl...when things go bad for her...she just logs off...saves her computer and everything, takes 30 min to relax, and jumps back in...with a crazy vengeance.

2006-05-12 17:33:35

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7238

Viper38 wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
Beer takes the pain away. If you are too young to drink.......don't take a gun to school, just go rub one out.
Thanks for that mate - I'm 22 BTW - a beer is never that far from my hand whilst playing BF2

You are much better than me at this game, if you get that angry, I should be in a straight jacket.

2006-05-12 17:35:11

#6

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|7134|San Francisco, CA

I never get angry at online games as i remember.."it's only a game" I only mutter a swear under my breath when i die from one'a those "wtf" kills. And all i ever really say is "damnit". My brother on the other hand who is 22, is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more nutty. He'll curse out loud even with both our doors closed and i can hear him. It's kinda funny hearing him get so frustrated.

2006-05-12 17:40:17

#7

KingLou: Banned; +79|7101|Las Vegas

When I get really pissed off at BF2.....I exit whatever server I'm in, I take ten slow, deep breaths......I tell myself "It's just a game"........and then I go next door and stab my neighbor in the eye.

KiL

2006-05-12 17:41:17

#8

Viper38: Member; +118|7147

KingLou wrote:
When I get really pissed off at BF2.....I exit whatever server I'm in, I take ten slow, deep breaths......I tell myself "It's just a game"........and then I go next door and stab my neighbor in the eye.

KiL

LMAO!!!

2006-05-12 17:49:05

#9

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7132|Brisbane, Australia

Heh, I totaly SNAPPED a few days ago, I was 1 kill away with 50 tickets each side on wake to my Vet AT, (the final vet combat badge apart from pistol i had to get)

When the strangest thing happened, The mouse started to shit itself, It got caught in a loop of the mouse roll, so the wheel was stationary but the game kept scrolling through the weapons, and FUCK it was annoying, I couldnt shoot or change weapons, it was just , click click click click

So I turned of my computer, went outside, took the mouse with me, and, uhh well, see for yourself

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3733/pos4sj.jpg

I lied, that isnt my mouse, its a shitty roller-ball my friend flogged from his school, anyway, I beat that piece of shit to death

But here is the bastard that caused my to destroy his kin

https://www.computery.ru/upgrade/numbers/2003/140/images/MICROSOFT-MOUSE2.jpg

RAWR!!

2006-05-12 17:51:17

#10

Viper38: Member; +118|7147

^^^

If that happened to me I'd probably throw my monitor out of the window

2006-05-12 18:07:09

#11

An Enlarged Liver: Member; +35|7220|Backward Ass Kansas

I have destroyed several mice playing this game, not because they failed in any way but because of the 'need to smash something' thing and they are cheaper than flat screens, less messy than ash trays, dont bleed like as much as cats. Only down side is you can't play till you get another. It is a fantastic release. Really, try it. Smash your mouse now.

2006-05-12 18:10:14

#12

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7054|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

When i really get pissed of i usually shout out load my though and smash my fking keyboard and sometimes trow my mouse away....BF2 is the only game who make me that angry....Dunno why anyway....Havent broke anything yet....exept maybe for that one time that a i made a big hole in the wall with my fist...i patched it up so all ok now

2006-05-12 18:14:05

#13

An Enlarged Liver: Member; +35|7220|Backward Ass Kansas

Also I have hit the keys on the left of my keyboard so hard that about 8 keys actually flew off of the right side. Keyboards are AMAZINGLY resilient.

Last edited by An Enlarged Liver (2006-05-12 18:15:19)

2006-05-12 18:32:07

#14

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|7244|Tenn

ive learned to just cuss really loud instead of the typical "destroy something" mentality...

probably because i used to punch the wall beside my comp, UNTIL i hit the stud.... damn near broke my hand and it swelled up twice the normal size and it was pretty much useless as far as "mobility" goes...

now if i get mad enough to want to punch the wall, i think about it and calmly rub my knuckles remember the pain of it all

2006-05-12 18:38:57

#15

Viper38: Member; +118|7147

lol, excellent posts everyone - I feel better now - at least I'm not the only one who has BF2 rage

2006-05-12 18:43:45

#16

SharkyMcshark: I'll take two; +132|7262|Perth, Western Australia

Whenever something bad happens (Like a Tk, or whenever I get really pissed off at something fair in the game that happened, like a 15th SRAW to the face or something else legit) I just swear under my breath, or mash my fist against my desk.

Or I have a whine to my team/clan mates over ventrillo or teamspeak!

BF2 isnt the only game, sometimes whenever Im having a singleplayer gmae of Mario Strikers or F Zero I lose it too, but never in multiplayer, but mainly because my mates are sitting in the room with me then.

2006-05-12 18:44:37

#17

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7251|Noizyland

I'm not allowed to destroy things at the iCafe I go to, so I yell abuse. It's not quite the same. Still, you do see people loosing their temper a lot there. Heaphones are what bares the brunt of these outbursts. There are a LOT of broken headphones at my iCafe - it's bloody hard to find a pair that work. Mostly you have to settle for ones that have one side working.

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2006-05-12 18:57:02

#18

a fly: Member; +105|7121|The netherlands

when i get frustraded, i take a j-10, even f35 and do stuning ranked. nothing beats that feeling, and when your happy again, you still got a plane!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-12 18:59:11

#19

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7132|Brisbane, Australia

I am actually working on a halbard type weapon right now for XTREME "gardening"

It will be a pole from a broomstick, attached to a blade from a pair of Ice skates

how I got them?

The place I went to ordered in a whole bunch of these suckers, but they were narrow-footed, and so they didnt sell, in the end they put the boxes out and people just went mad and grabbed as many as they could!

I have like 8 pairs in my closet

Pretty good weapons

|0|-|34|2 7|-|3 54|2|2|<

Im sorry, Ill never do that again.............

2006-05-12 19:01:49

#20

Sgt.Zubie: Member; +77|7052

Yep just today I broke my headphones, second pair I've broken. Today I got killed by arty, jet or helo seven times in a row trying to spawn into a game on Wake. There was 3 different places to spawn and I tried them all...got so mad...

I need to chill out some also!

2006-05-12 19:10:11

#21

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7132|Brisbane, Australia

Here you need to try this killer combonation!

https://www.freestuffgreatdeals.com/fogdogbauersupreme1000.GIF

+

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https://ww8.tiki.ne.jp/~ynte/gurps/pangaea2/w_halbard.jpg

Jyes?

2006-05-12 19:24:55

#22

Snipedya14: Dont tread on me; +77|7172|Mountains of West Virginia

One time i threw a pack of gum sitting next to me. It hit my pencil cup which inturn knocked my glass of coke to the floor.

Needless to say i try not to throw shit anymore.

So instead

I go FPS Doug on my Keyboard.

2006-05-12 19:26:36

#23

RimReaper: Member; +8|7180

https://avtora.com/uploads/images/content/news/2005/10/02/animal_the_muppet.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-12 19:41:01

#24

topthrill05: Member; +125|7055|Rochester NY USA

I throw my chair agenst the wall. This in turn makes me feel better. Then I sit down and continue to play.

2006-05-12 19:52:17

#25

DrM: Member; +33|7098

If any of you guys want cheap objects to throw and break, try those free CD's that come with everything these days.
They fly well and if you throw them hard enough they shatter and make pretty sparkly showers as they fall to the ground.
It's not as if you wanted that 14 day free 56K internet access from AOL!

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