BF2 Nerd Rage

2006-05-12 19:57:33

#26

-Gunsmoke-: Member; +165|7112|South Jersey

when i get pissed at bf2I TK people mindlessly(it makes up for the easy kills i couldve gotten)
, or curse in a normal tone. my brother says i get annoyed at the game, but when he can't get something his way on the comp. he'll yell fu*king piece of linux sh*t or something to that effect. his face will get all red, and he'll smash his fist on the desk.

2006-05-12 20:19:50

#27

genius_man16: Platinum Star whore; +365|7155|Middle of nowhere

when i get pissed playing BF2 i just swear A LOT... like every cuss word will come out of my mouth within 20 min if i'm not doing so good

otherwise it's more just "Dammit" or something involving "damn"

if i'm REALLY pissed, i'll do this:

https://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4931/pic0be.gif

2006-05-12 20:22:24

#28

PheloniusRM: Member; +8|7175|Mission Viejo, CA

usmarine2005 wrote:
Beer takes the pain away. If you are too young to drink.......don't take a gun to school, just go rub one out.

If I am old enough to drink does that mean I cant rub one out after drinking?

When I get really annoyed, I quit BF2 and load up some street fighter on the emulator, Q2, blade of darkness, etc.

2006-05-12 20:31:00

#29

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|7134|San Francisco, CA

Sarrk wrote:
Heh, I totaly SNAPPED a few days ago, I was 1 kill away with 50 tickets each side on wake to my Vet AT, (the final vet combat badge apart from pistol i had to get)

When the strangest thing happened, The mouse started to shit itself, It got caught in a loop of the mouse roll, so the wheel was stationary but the game kept scrolling through the weapons, and FUCK it was annoying, I couldnt shoot or change weapons, it was just , click click click click

So I turned of my computer, went outside, took the mouse with me, and, uhh well, see for yourself

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3733/pos4sj.jpg

I lied, that isnt my mouse, its a shitty roller-ball my friend flogged from his school, anyway, I beat that piece of shit to death

But here is the bastard that caused my to destroy his kin

http://www.computery.ru/upgrade/numbers … MOUSE2.jpg

RAWR!!

well there's your first problem. it was a microsoft mouse.

2006-05-12 20:37:21

#30

[CANADA]_Zenmaster: Pope Picard II; +473|7222

When I get angry, usually from lag, or excessive bullshit deaths like spawning on SL to get artied 4x in a row etc. I grow eerily silent and stop using VOIP for long periods of time. My friends start to wonder what is wrong with me because I am no longer talking.

I grow silent...but deadly!!!11one

Really though, if I am not deadly, I quit and cry myself to sleep in the fetal position holding photos of my mother.

2006-05-12 20:38:07

#31

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7107|Washington, DC

I think "It's only a game", and then I think "Wait I gave these fucks $50 hard earned dollars for a game, shouldn't it have some silghtly well tuned gameplay?" then proceed to punch something.

2006-05-12 21:18:48

#32

DaVeWaVe: Sponsored by Ready Brek... The Nation's Favourite; +7|7138|Farmland, England

i stop playing if i get the rage, i play below average when enraged and its not fun either. Beats hitting stuff anyway. (which i have done when i was younger :p)

2006-05-12 21:56:01

#33

Tushers: Noctwisaskfirtush; +224|7161|Some where huntin in Wisconsin

i know this is really bad but i was at this internet cafe anf i was like uber pwning and i got no lie 10 badges IAR:knife, vet knife,pistol, vet pistol, vet sniper, aa ribboin, aa badge, infantry officer(i got it that same day), and 1 other cant remeber oh crew service ribbon, i was playing like 6 of my best friends and this one fag hes a noob so he sposed to suck but i was playing and this kid comes up behind me 2 minutes left IAR and the kid restarts my computer. I am pretty pissed i was gonna snape at anyone, so i loog back on for get it and this kid spills his soda all over me so i took the kid and put him in the cradle (wrestling move) and he got out and i shoved him again the wall and his finger bent back and snap iu broke 3 of his fingers on his left hand. And the guy who ran the place didn't care at all i was like lol...The kid didn't learn his lesson either 1 month later he got his ass whooped by my best friend(he weighs 121 wrestls with me and will pwn you) he got he wrist fracturd...This is the kind of kid that is in your "group" that you make fun of. Yes i do get mad i usally hit the wall or somthing if my parents are in bed i will put on somehitng with boobies

2006-05-12 22:08:11

#34

washow: Get out of MY JET!!!; +23|7189

i scream WHAT THE FUCK very loud whenever i die BSly..

death from average game is fine since it's not like i'm invincible.. but when i die like bsly in j-10, i cry WTF MY K RATIO

lol

oh yea..

i also slam my mouse and keyboard whenever my computer lags excessively.. which is fucking ALL THE TIME
god i wonder why i still play bf2

Last edited by washow (2006-05-12 22:09:57)

2006-05-12 22:13:29

#35

M95isthepilotsbestfriend: Banned; +0|7036

Buying an expensive mouse and keyboard has stopped me from pounding my on keyboard or throwing my mouse, but it doesn't mean my piece of shit headphones are exempt. I've broken at least 4 pairs of headphones... I also threw an old network card at my wall. It rotated in midair and got a pointly end stuck in my wall. I laughed and my anger went away, but my patch on the wall still needs to be painted.

2006-05-12 22:25:40

#36

||BFA||xZeler8: Expendable Miracle Worker; +1|7258

so far i've broken a chair and a keyboard tray...the tray i was able to fix, the chair on the otherhand is now the cat's chair

2006-05-12 23:00:49

#37

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7266|Singapore

An Enlarged Liver wrote:
I have destroyed several mice playing this game, not because they failed in any way but because of the 'need to smash something' thing and they are cheaper than flat screens, less messy than ash trays, dont bleed like as much as cats. Only down side is you can't play till you get another. It is a fantastic release. Really, try it. Smash your mouse now.

Fuck me. I feel you.

I'm so glad there's this thread to prove that I'm not the only angsty bastard who screams and swears. I've destroyed 1 table lamp, 1 keyboard, squished a full pack of ciggies, dropped a full ashtray all over my comp desk, hurled my headphones across the room, kicked my CPU so hard it restarted and broke my joystick wrenching it too hard

+ I go berserk on teamspeak and everyone's like 'fuck bear's at it again' because we've got lurkers in TS: Friends who just sit there and talk rot with us instead of playing.

I'm just glad that I'm getting a new mouse + KB soon, so I can go berserk on my current kb and mouse.

2006-05-12 23:03:36

#38

xX[Elangbam]Xx: Member; +107|7174

due to some gay DSL router thing (help might help) whenever a phone call comes in it interrupts the connection and I lose the server. Often before an expert badge, a sniping ownfest with no deaths, a kill streak, or a winning streak. I can't go past 3 twenty five min rounds w/o being interrupted.

2006-05-13 01:03:29

#39

Jakethe8lf: Member; +13|7117|Victoria, Australia

I punch myself in the knuckles. People get annoyed when I swear every thirty seconds.

2006-05-13 01:12:51

#40

xixspyder: AnthraX; +25|7050

1. I throw my head phones off.
2. One time I broke a antique lamp that was next to my computer.
3. pick up what ever is next to me and throw it over my monitor
4. say every known cuss word to man
5. hit my keyboard.
6. broke my mouse.
7.bang my fist on my desk till it hurts.

Yup that's about it for me, I tend to have anger management issues what was that saying Goose Fraba or something like that lol....

2006-05-13 01:45:24

#41

The1_Knightmare: Alt+F4 For God-Mode; +14|7103

I never been angry in BF2. The worse i did was swear quietly in those WTF kills like MURcarnage.

But i got real pissed off in Devil May Cry 3. I couldnt defeat the Lethiavan's Heart boss, so i threw the controller. I then noticed i threw it at the PS2, and knowing how weak the machine is, i dived to catch it. Fortunetly i caught it just before it hit the PS2. Unfortunetly i smashed my head into the TV.

2006-05-13 02:06:53

#42

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|7104|Warlord

I feel you dude!

Viper38 wrote:
Anyway, I know I take this game too seriously but my poor C & C manual now sits atop of my computer as a constant reminder to chill the f**K out

I thought I was long past game-related temper tantrums but sucky aspects of the game (jump not working just when you need it, repeat reloading animation, that sort of thing) or morons on my own team doing something especially stupid (bail from tank in plenty of time only to have the driver back away from enemy tank right into me running away etc.) just make me lose it at times... the hit-or-miss right mouse button is my constant reminder

2006-05-13 03:13:06

#43

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7142|NT, like Mick Dundee

I don't destroy things... I end up throwing rocks at people... Next door neighbours don't like me much anymore though...

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-05-13 03:28:09

#44

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|7123

[CANADA]_Zenmaster wrote:
When I get angry, usually from lag, or excessive bullshit deaths like spawning on SL to get artied 4x in a row etc. I grow eerily silent and stop using VOIP for long periods of time. My friends start to wonder what is wrong with me because I am no longer talking.

I grow silent...but deadly!!!11one

Really though, if I am not deadly, I quit and cry myself to sleep in the fetal position holding photos of my mother.

LOL! hahah that made me laff +1

I just swear and carry on with a smile

2006-05-13 03:34:24

#45

CrazeD: Member; +368|7150|Maine

topthrill05 wrote:
I throw my chair agenst the wall. This in turn makes me feel better. Then I sit down and continue to play.

LOL!

I usually just punch my wall a few times when I get mad. Though it's wooden, so it tends to hurt depending how mad I am.

2006-05-13 04:45:32

#46

Delphy: Member; +45|7062|Bristol, UK

Yeah, i've broken a pair of headphones and a keyboard. The space on this keyboard is bit dodgy now as well... Also I shout very loud.

2006-05-13 05:08:04

#47

E7IX3R: is drunk and crazy; +216|7165|UK

if i get angry i bang my desk and shout.

although ive never broke anything i do get the urge a lot on this game.

The J-10s seem like they have some force field around them that sends missiles off into another direction whilst the f-35b seems like they have something that attracts them.

My friend back in the day of Tekken 2 and Psone broke 5 controllers and various other things.

2006-05-13 05:10:49

#48

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7197|California

i scream over TS

2006-05-13 05:25:54

#49

FirePhoenix: Member; +18|7116|hamilton, scotland

Iv destroyed my headphones and mouse, but now i got a better mouse, i wont be destroying that. Banging fist against tables and swearing come in close second.

2006-05-13 05:32:31

#50

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|7104|Los Angeles, California, US.

I Yell WTF n00b. And Then Go And Kill Him / Her With A Knife.... Nothing More Than That. .

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AKA DanielRJ
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usmarine2005 wrote:

Sarrk wrote:

An Enlarged Liver wrote:

Viper38 wrote:

[CANADA]_Zenmaster wrote:

topthrill05 wrote:

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