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rumbling in my stomach

hobos with umbrellas! I..

and a Giant Cream Puff man Sprung out of the Ice Cream, and granted me 3 Wishes, so i wished that ....

(plz change subject from Umbrellas and Hobos)

This is what we have so far in My Story Game (Starting is hilarious)

Last Week i saw a seagull that was fighting another for a chip, the stupid seagulls shat all over my table so I...
Threw a knife at the seagull hoping to get the chip from him.....
...then shot it with a crossbow, because I like to...
Eat seagulls more than chips..
and old man christmas fell out of the tree and attack me with his giant...
Teddy Bear so you decided to rape the shit out of.....
a Dingo that ate my baby's...
TACOS!
and it decided that you would make a nice park bench and spent an hour chasing you around, but...
you suddenly found a heroine needle and stuck it into him causing him.....
To yell 'BLARGHHHHHHH!!!, at which point a...
hobo asked for $12 to buy a christmas ham for dinner with his..
boyfriend who was actually a tree with a pie hanging from it, but the pie...
asked for some sauce so he could look good for dinner so i said...
'I only have mustard'. I tried to reach for the mustard but instead pulled out an unbrella from my shoe. The hobo...
had a bad day so he ran around the park screaming that the bees will get him and ...
said WTF and and his hand when down his pants just to reach.....
my umbrella and stabbed himself with it. At the same time a sniper in the tree shot him, and said..
BOOM HEADSHOT so he laughed and....
then he fell out of the tree onto the pie which said..
The pie went 'CHARGE!' and pies and sausage rolls started to rain on me." Meanwhile...
a bird took a dump on my head so.....
the sniper looked at the hobo who was still running around with no head and an umbrella sticking out of his gut. I went...
over to him and took a screeny before..
I crashed to desktop so i.............
started the game again and...The seagull dropped a supply crate onto the sniper, and he disappeared. However, he reappeared 15 seconds later and...
so i started to download linux
sniped the seagull who...
then called CJ that came on his motobike and said...
"the gull is on godmode", so I emailed PB but they said...
"Why don't you download linux?" so I...
Went to the Linux factory and bunnyhopped around before blowing myself up with C4. Fourtunately...
Friendly fire was off, so I survived before...
My donkey rescued me so....
We went off to Mashtuur to pray at the mosqué and
i got hungry and killed the donkey just to make "burritos".....
My donkey kicked the altar over...
I woke up to myself screaming and sweating, but luckily...
The noob commander decided to drop arty there. So I grabbed the seagull and the sniper raped the hobo.
It was because I fucked the donkey, so we continued to...
run around. I managed to get another umbrella, this time out of my fly, and I proceeded to...
hit the hobo with it before..
turning it into a broom before flying off. However, I realised I'd forgot to turn off gravity, so...
I fell down and started pressing the "9" key but...
i needed hax to get down again....
but the seagull caught me. But a 747 was passing by, and it...
It was a teammate.. FF was off so we flew to Karkand and..
a massive cat came along and ate the earth. Luckily, there was a UFO nearby, so I got in and...
we flew to Mars where we found a hobo with a umbrella, so we...
got a rock and threw it into a sky. The cat ate the rock and it blew up, turning into millions of
pieces.. We installed the new patch and Earth came back, so we...
Bought a Death Star from Mr. Vader, but he warned us that it had a few bugs. We...
Would get astma like him so we...
flew around. An asteroid got in the way, and it set off the big green laser thingymajiggybob, which..
was a light-saber! We...
grabbed an M16 and melted it, causing the big green laser thingymajiggybob to form the words...
I Am Your Father!!!
but i am adopted so i told you to...
fuck off and called the police who were...
at the local crispy creme, so then i
Asked what crispy cream was, and they said..
Mmmm... donuts (cos thats what they are). I looked around the corner and they were selling trains, so...
I bought a train, but chrashed it at karkand so..
which happened to be next to an apc , so i......
got out of the train and started spawn camping with the APC, but...
it was out of ammo, so i...
Got out and found a new umbrella so I...
took my new umbrella , and began to......
fuck a hobo.. Then...
the hobo died in my arms, so i....
Started spawn raping. Then....
I waited for someone to continue the story so...
that it went sum where and...
i got a chicken leg from the fridge
so i could please the dirty
rumbling in my stomach
while i was thinking about
hobos with umbrellas! I..
went and bought ice cream
and a Giant Cream Puff man Sprung out of the Ice Cream, and granted me 3 Wishes, so i wished that ....
1) I had a giant head
2) I would dance like a monkey on the streets
3) I had 600 awsome hot sexy girlfriends

but then...........

Last edited by .:[CarelesS]:. (2006-05-12 05:11:22)

But i was happy with it because it was my dream for sooooooooo long to have this, (i didn't dare to ask it him before)

the garage to fix my barbie car, but they said.........

find another umbrella and hobo, but then

they are allowed, but before there was just too many umbrellas and hobos, its ok to have them now, i was just in a bad mood cuz i cant play bf2 anymore thanks to hackers.

--------anywayz-----------------

Jumped to my suprise to see gordan freeman constipated in the toilets when the toilet door fell off, i threw up on him at the sight of it and walked away to get a..

which regretfuly was the local hobo center so I...

went to a local coffee shop and bought a brownie,which made me feel like.......

eat more of those special brownies so that  those images would be replaced by....

edit for spelling

Last edited by tthf (2006-05-13 08:35:58)

before I found a hobo with an umbrella and...