then got my self soo pissed, that i couldnt say BLARG! So then that squirrel came upto me and told me to straighten up or i would be kicked out of the bar, so i said 'Ok, nutty, ill give you a moose friend, ok? his reply..
get out of my bar or i'll...
Last edited by Cpt.KillerToy12 (2006-05-13 18:46:18)
stick that fucking moose up your arse you fucking duck fisting chopper-whoring twat! Right, I've just phoned for....
a lemon tree to pick you up". Before he could finish, though...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
mikeshw & polarbearz stumbled into the bar, with........
a dark cloud in the distance. It wasnt long before I realised that this was no cloud, it was thousands of seagulls flying towards me. From what I could tell, they looked like they were all armed with...
Last edited by IkoShinra264 (2006-05-13 19:02:39)
CD's with their edges sharpened. They flew over me and dropped the CD's, causing
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
all in the bar to run for cover.....
Last edited by tthf (2006-05-13 19:05:01)
and the barkeep summoned a killer robot with sporks to...
disembowel the mice that lived in the bar - but the mice were specially equipped with...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
fruit loops! They distracted the robot with them while...
they ran to the control panel of their crusier to speed of with two tickets to paradise for a relaxing time in the...
the cupboard.....
Last edited by l::.:LIAM:.::l (2006-05-14 04:13:20)
but only it wasn't a cupboard but an alien jaccuzzi filled with....
polarbearz's seman, which the aliens got rid of, but two hot babes came and.,...
started to throw all the smelly semen on to the White House lawn hitting.........
The president and his wife!
Dubya promptly declared war on all aliens and sent......
David hasselhoff to the front line
to make them aliens instantly die of looking at him.
but they mistook hasselhoff for the_heart_attack and .....
resurrected a hobo who, who attacked them with an umbrella....
before tthf got pissed about your bad imagination and...
laughed his head off because he was dead drunk so he didnt give a damn about....
the_heart_attack's massive erection threatening us all. The only way to stop it was to....