Poll

Who will make it the longest in the military?

War Man80%80% - 20
Sh1fty20%20% - 5
Total: 25
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6388|Vortex Ring State
Nic
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6087
they have to be in it to win it.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England
Null vote. Neither is actually going to join. Their mommies won't let them.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
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Pineapplewhat
+572|7047|BC, Canada
Neither will last 2 weeks if they make it in. I just can't decide...
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6926|Long Island, New York

Jay wrote:

Null vote. Neither is actually going to join. Their mommies won't let them.
^^^^^^^
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5777|Fuck this.
null
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
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Pineapplewhat
+572|7047|BC, Canada
So far the nulls have it.
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6388|Vortex Ring State
indeed

although shifty may run away from home to join
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Pineapplewhat
+572|7047|BC, Canada
Would probably just end up in a cult drinking juice.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7130|FUCK UBISOFT

Neither of them are qualified enough to be allowed in.
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SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6957|Mountains of NC

Which branch are we referring too?
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6541|what

Shifty.

Warman wouldn't make it past basic.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,068|7160|PNW

Is this thread really necessary?
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Pineapplewhat
+572|7047|BC, Canada
not at all.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6090|College Park, MD

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Is this thread really necessary?
Are most of your worldly possessions necessary?

owned
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,068|7160|PNW

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Is this thread really necessary?
Are most of your worldly possessions necessary?
My Fallout 3 Pip Boy bobblehead is what keeps the Earth rotating on its axis, so yes.
13rin
Member
+977|6868
As long as they don't get hurt in Basic, they'll both do fine.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6900|Gold Coast
null
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,068|7160|PNW

13rin wrote:

As long as they don't get hurt in Basic, they'll both do fine.
As long as neither of them join the Navy1 and catch some sort of weird virus at the Great Lakes facility.

1e: that was a bit unfair, I know, so here.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6541|what

13rin wrote:

As long as they don't get hurt in Basic, they'll both do fine.
https://i.imgur.com/bod0E.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5862|Ventura, California
Funny as this may be, I'm worried about how freaking intense boot camp is going to be if I go Marines.

Still deciding which branch to join, the Army's Artillery, Signal Corp, Army Space and Missile Defense Command, and Military Intelligence-Satellite Imagery are pretty interesting jobs, plus the recruiter said they can guarantee the job, unlike in the Marine Corps.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5648|foggy bottom
the military will lose a few cool points if you guys join
Tu Stultus Es
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5862|Ventura, California
Oh I shouldn't join then, since cool points is all I care about anyway.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|7047|BC, Canada
maybe they can come shack up with you GS?
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5648|foggy bottom

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Oh I shouldn't join then
thank you
Tu Stultus Es

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