so, i wanted to get my pick-up going again, for a trip we're taking to Escalante.
since we bought our two cars a year ago April, the truck got kicked to the RV parking and the car stole it's spot in the garage.
it's weathered two winters and the fucked up 'climate change' that everything here has, and when i went to start it Sunday - a fucking cat had made it's way into the engine compartment.
the truck gave a "whirrr-whirrr-clickclickclick" and this pissed off cat goes running across the yard and into the neighbors bushes. pussy.
bye bye bitch, gtfo
the click click click told me to lighten up on the key, or the solenoid was going to go. i busted out the trickle charger and after running it day and night, the needle hadn't moved. popped the caps and i looked, one cell is bone dry. like me, so i opened a beer, went to the tool chest,
and busted out wrenches and pliers and shit. the fucking batteries a side-post, and has a bit of build up on it (like fluffy baking soda or something). i pour a little beer on it, and it foams a little. i go in the house, grab a coke, pop the top and pour a little of that on it. like a fucking science project from 8th grade, i foams up pretty spectacularly.
this gives me an idea - i go back in the house, grab a high ball glass, a couple of ice cubes, and a bottle of rum. i mix me a rum and coke, undo the bolts holding the battery in, and have my wife drive me to Sears.
i bought me a die hard and changed a fucking battery. brb, i gotta a bottle of rum to kill . . .
since we bought our two cars a year ago April, the truck got kicked to the RV parking and the car stole it's spot in the garage.
it's weathered two winters and the fucked up 'climate change' that everything here has, and when i went to start it Sunday - a fucking cat had made it's way into the engine compartment.
the truck gave a "whirrr-whirrr-clickclickclick" and this pissed off cat goes running across the yard and into the neighbors bushes. pussy.
bye bye bitch, gtfo
the click click click told me to lighten up on the key, or the solenoid was going to go. i busted out the trickle charger and after running it day and night, the needle hadn't moved. popped the caps and i looked, one cell is bone dry. like me, so i opened a beer, went to the tool chest,
and busted out wrenches and pliers and shit. the fucking batteries a side-post, and has a bit of build up on it (like fluffy baking soda or something). i pour a little beer on it, and it foams a little. i go in the house, grab a coke, pop the top and pour a little of that on it. like a fucking science project from 8th grade, i foams up pretty spectacularly.
this gives me an idea - i go back in the house, grab a high ball glass, a couple of ice cubes, and a bottle of rum. i mix me a rum and coke, undo the bolts holding the battery in, and have my wife drive me to Sears.
i bought me a die hard and changed a fucking battery. brb, i gotta a bottle of rum to kill . . .
