Shit thread
estonia, obviouslyWar Man wrote:
Your bathroom?Stimey wrote:
maybe you guys havent been raptured yet, but I'm posting from heaven.
i actually clicked on jibad's thread first before viewing this... i'm sorry dsl
and i agree wholeheartedly
and i agree wholeheartedly
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Winston_Churchill wrote:
estonia, obviouslyWar Man wrote:
Your bathroom?Stimey wrote:
maybe you guys havent been raptured yet, but I'm posting from heaven.
Colbert is never funny.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Even when Colbert did it.
If people want to make jokes at the expense of arrogant idiotic alarmist Christians I wont stop them. Obviously people wont find them funny, just don't think that you're better than anyone else because of that.
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Doctor Strangelove wrote:
The "omg endz of wurld lolz" joke was never funny. Ever. Even when Colbert did it. And especially when you morons do it.
Christians predicted the world would end in May 21st? What?Ty wrote:
If people want to make jokes at the expense of arrogant idiotic alarmist Christians I wont stop them. Obviously people wont find them funny, just don't think that you're better than anyone else because of that.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
No no no. Something like we get brand new bodies that are perfect and that shit and Jesus rules the world.RTHKI wrote:
they werent christian?
looks like they were. i didnt pay much attention to this shit
so, yes warman arrogant idiotic alarmist Christians did predict the world would end
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
if that's the case, i don't want any. i've worked hard to overcome my physical imperfections, and this "Jesus" being ruler of the world doesn't sit well with me - because that would stunt your ability to 'be, all you can be' so i'm going to opt out.War Man wrote:
No no no. Something like we get brand new bodies that are perfect and that shit and Jesus rules the world.RTHKI wrote:
they werent christian?
looks like they were. i didnt pay much attention to this shit
so, yes warman arrogant idiotic alarmist Christians did predict the world would end
kthxbai
Don't worry, we'll both probably be dead by the time he returns.burnzz wrote:
if that's the case, i don't want any. i've worked hard to overcome my physical imperfections, and this "Jesus" being ruler of the world doesn't sit well with me - because that would stunt your ability to 'be, all you can be' so i'm going to opt out.War Man wrote:
No no no. Something like we get brand new bodies that are perfect and that shit and Jesus rules the world.RTHKI wrote:
they werent christian?
looks like they were. i didnt pay much attention to this shit
so, yes warman arrogant idiotic alarmist Christians did predict the world would end
kthxbai
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
sure we will. As whatever/whoever we are reincarnated as.
oh...wait.
oh...wait.
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Isn't there already a couple threads for this?
I don't know, I don't care at the moment.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Isn't there already a couple threads for this?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
yeah, I think there are several but I can't sort em out...maybe we should just merge them all into one huge thread titled "Drink the kool aid" or something.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Isn't there already a couple threads for this?
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Forcing the animal to associate a bad experience with good feelings.
I´m a bit disappointed tbh. Some part of me was curious how the rapture would be...

If you read the Bible (KJV) I assure you that you'll know everything.Sisco wrote:
I´m a bit disappointed tbh. Some part of me was curious how the rapture would be...
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Pfffff. I highly doubt it would go as planned by men and written down in a book, if it is really a divine event.-Sh1fty- wrote:
If you read the Bible (KJV) I assure you that you'll know everything.Sisco wrote:
I´m a bit disappointed tbh. Some part of me was curious how the rapture would be...



i thought it was cute that these end-timers said god would respect our time zones and the international date lineSisco wrote:
Pfffff. I highly doubt it would go as planned by men and written down in a book, if it is really a divine event.-Sh1fty- wrote:
If you read the Bible (KJV) I assure you that you'll know everything.Sisco wrote:
I´m a bit disappointed tbh. Some part of me was curious how the rapture would be...

Jesus has returned but he's in Pakistan. They just don't know it.