hm
infamous ig?
infamous ig?
he could have made money as a landscape and not have needed to steal
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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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fuck that shit
" Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML "
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Clean your cats now and then and you'd have no qualms about them being on your bed.eleven bravo wrote:
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
e: o. ee chat
i walked home in the rain. awsum
Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML
thats gangsta
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owned
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
the cab is on its way. bout to get crunk
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http://www.news.com.au/world/prince-phi … 6072878674
HAHAHAHAHAH what a top bloke.Prince Philip wrote:
1. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"
To a driving instructor in Scotland.
2. "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed."
To a group of British students in China in 1986.
3. "Do you still throw spears at each other?"
To indigenous leader William Brin during a visit to the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland, 2002.
4. "You look like you're ready for bed!"
To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing traditional robes.
5. "If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
To a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.
6. "You managed not to get eaten then?"
To a British student trekking in Papua New Guinea in 1998.
7. "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?"
To an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands.
8. "You are a woman, aren't you?"
To a Kenyan woman in 1984 after she gave him a present
9. "Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?"
To a blind, wheelchair-bound woman who was with her guide dog.
10. "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian."
Prince's verdict on a fuse box he noticed during a tour of a Scottish factory in 1999.
noice 
The guy is a muppet. He should give himself an uppercut tbh.KuSTaV wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAH what a top bloke.
thank god hes not king.AussieReaper wrote:
The guy is a muppet. He should give himself an uppercut tbh.KuSTaV wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAH what a top bloke.
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks]
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The sfw porn? loljustice wrote:
I was actually searching for those paint pics a few days....that was like 3 years ago rite? I think sturgeon sheriff_bond made themAussieReaper wrote:
if u dnt like wat u see get ouf og the kitchn!
There's a fuck load more where they came from, Philip is the loveable racist granddad of the UK.KuSTaV wrote:
http://www.news.com.au/world/prince-philip-turns-90-relive-his-top-ten-gaffes/story-e6frfkyi-1226072878674HAHAHAHAHAH what a top bloke.Prince Philip wrote:
1. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"
To a driving instructor in Scotland.
2. "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed."
To a group of British students in China in 1986.
3. "Do you still throw spears at each other?"
To indigenous leader William Brin during a visit to the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland, 2002.
4. "You look like you're ready for bed!"
To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing traditional robes.
5. "If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
To a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.
6. "You managed not to get eaten then?"
To a British student trekking in Papua New Guinea in 1998.
7. "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?"
To an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands.
8. "You are a woman, aren't you?"
To a Kenyan woman in 1984 after she gave him a present
9. "Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?"
To a blind, wheelchair-bound woman who was with her guide dog.
10. "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian."
Prince's verdict on a fuse box he noticed during a tour of a Scottish factory in 1999.
high as shit?coolstorybro wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg7CwUY-K-o
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Our sturgeon makes the headline of the local paper
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.