i wasn't quoting with the intent of "hear hear, I agree!" but the intent of twisting his words
owned ^
derpHurricane2k9 wrote:
i wasn't quoting with the intent of "hear hear, I agree!" but the intent of twisting his words
monkey nut
Baba Booey
nuts!1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
monkey nut
deez nuts
yes
Baba Booey
i hate bb messenger
then why use it
i dunno, people message me on it
and i can't pretend i didn't get/read the message
and i can't pretend i didn't get/read the message
Man there was a hot chick near me on the ellipticals today
Now I need a post-workout fap
Now I need a post-workout fap
Or you could have talked to her and you might be getting a different sort of workout...if you catch my boner.
no he wouldn't desert
hurri is one sad little individual
hurri is one sad little individual
♥
She was probably in her late 20s. I think I am always the youngest person there. I highly doubt a woman who is probably pretty well-off (rent around here isn't cheap nor is the gym) would want a romp in the hay with a 19 year old dweeb who doesn't even have a job and isn't even some ripped Division I football player.
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if you ever come on here telling us you have some terminal illness or your wife left you, i'll pop a bottle of champagne <3Toilet Sex wrote:
no he wouldn't desert
hurri is one sad little individual
You're probably right.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
She was probably in her late 20s. I think I am always the youngest person there. I highly doubt a woman who is probably pretty well-off (rent around here isn't cheap nor is the gym) would want a romp in the hay with a 19 year old dweeb who doesn't even have a job and isn't even some ripped Division I football player.
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see, even an actual XX chromosome-bearing person agrees
yeptuckergustav wrote:
You're probably right.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
She was probably in her late 20s. I think I am always the youngest person there. I highly doubt a woman who is probably pretty well-off (rent around here isn't cheap nor is the gym) would want a romp in the hay with a 19 year old dweeb who doesn't even have a job and isn't even some ripped Division I football player.
Hurri have you got a fleshlight?
nope
ffs dudeHurricane2k9 wrote:
Yeah, it's a bit dirty now though
i don't see why everyone is mean to hurricane
he's a nice guy
knock em out hurricane
he's a nice guy
knock em out hurricane
Well you didn't mention any of that originally, Hurri. Either way, you could use some sex.
yeah i could, but I'm not gonna just get it from some land beast or a hooker