what is the weirdest thing u have stolen when ur drunk? me and some friends stole a banner from beside the prison and was happily wawing it towards the cops..
Karma to the ppl
Karma to the ppl
I stole a real esate sign once...
traffic cone
A woman's veegore.
hahaha! Ive never stolen something but, after every party you start to remember some of the stuff you did (when spmeone tells them to you), and you are ashamed of youreself and thinking: "Oh no!". One time I was in town and was drinking my 37,5% Vodka directly from the bottle. And then I apperantly waked up at my brothers apartments toilet with a wet towel around me; "uuuhhh..." Remember: 0.0 of that night.
EDIT: Alright I am stealing liqiur from abandoned bottles, and when everyone else has fallen asleep somewhare I am looking on the (DIRTY/DESTROYED) partytable for Beeeeeer...........
EDIT: Alright I am stealing liqiur from abandoned bottles, and when everyone else has fallen asleep somewhare I am looking on the (DIRTY/DESTROYED) partytable for Beeeeeer...........
Last edited by JON.ANTONSSON (2006-06-21 14:33:18)
For sale signs, traffic cones, road work signs (used them to close the main road onto the estate where I live), a bottle of gin, a no dog fouling sign (which me and mates didn't notice had been covered in axle grease), the numbers of a petrol station sign, a 15ft long section of picket fence and various other items.
Yes I used to steal things quite a lot when I got drunk, get drunk more often now but dont steal things as much
Yes I used to steal things quite a lot when I got drunk, get drunk more often now but dont steal things as much
Who's woken up on a drip... aged 15?
r u serious???UnOriginalNuttah wrote:
Who's woken up on a drip... aged 15?
As I walked from the frat house to the dorm, I rammed into each & every road sign along the way until I had knocked down 10 no parking signs, four stop sogns, two speed limit signs and a "Maintenance Facility" sign. It took four weeks for me to regain use of the shoulder and six before teh bruise went away.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking%2C_Austria LOL!!! the most stolen sign in Austria. 150 people lives at this place.
A Foster's lager when they wouldn't sell me anymore I grabbed one and ran staggering.
Pulse<50. Most of a bottle of vodka+most of a bottle of wine. Never got that drunk again, trust me. I'm sure I'd have been fine if I'd eaten that day.messmessmess17 wrote:
r u serious???UnOriginalNuttah wrote:
Who's woken up on a drip... aged 15?
On the times where I've got too drunk and stayed out of hospital there have been numerous bad side effects with hindsight weren't the best idea at the time:
Attempting overambious grafitti in dangerous places.
Getting nicked for over ambitious grafitti.
Getting nicked for drunk and disorderly.
Getting nicked for drunk in charge of a bicycle (yeah, I didn't know it was a law either... even on the pavement would you believe )
Puking in taxis.
Smoking crack.
Smoking smack.
Getting barred from pubs.
Waking up places with no memory of getting there.
Spending whole nights out calling someone the wrong name (even after being corrected several times).
Attempting Parkour stunts.
And so on....
Anyway, I've been a good boy for about 6 years now...
well u winUnOriginalNuttah wrote:
Pulse<50. Most of a bottle of vodka+most of a bottle of wine. Never got that drunk again, trust me. I'm sure I'd have been fine if I'd eaten that day.messmessmess17 wrote:
r u serious???UnOriginalNuttah wrote:
Who's woken up on a drip... aged 15?
On the times where I've got too drunk and stayed out of hospital there have been numerous bad side effects with hindsight weren't the best idea at the time:
Attempting overambious grafitti in dangerous places.
Getting nicked for over ambitious grafitti.
Getting nicked for drunk and disorderly.
Getting nicked for drunk in charge of a bicycle (yeah, I didn't know it was a law either... even on the pavement would you believe )
Puking in taxis.
Smoking crack.
Smoking smack.
Getting barred from pubs.
Waking up places with no memory of getting there.
Spending whole nights out calling someone the wrong name (even after being corrected several times).
Attempting Parkour stunts.
And so on....
Anyway, I've been a good boy for about 6 years now...
I haven't said the weirdest thing I've stolen yet.... police radio?Magpie wrote:
well u winUnOriginalNuttah wrote:
Pulse<50. Most of a bottle of vodka+most of a bottle of wine. Never got that drunk again, trust me. I'm sure I'd have been fine if I'd eaten that day.messmessmess17 wrote:
r u serious???
On the times where I've got too drunk and stayed out of hospital there have been numerous bad side effects with hindsight weren't the best idea at the time:
Attempting overambious grafitti in dangerous places.
Getting nicked for over ambitious grafitti.
Getting nicked for drunk and disorderly.
Getting nicked for drunk in charge of a bicycle (yeah, I didn't know it was a law either... even on the pavement would you believe )
Puking in taxis.
Smoking crack.
Smoking smack.
Getting barred from pubs.
Waking up places with no memory of getting there.
Spending whole nights out calling someone the wrong name (even after being corrected several times).
Attempting Parkour stunts.
And so on....
Anyway, I've been a good boy for about 6 years now...
EDIT: What about the crappy PA system (amps, racks and all) from an abandoned office block. EDIT: Which was pointless as it didn't handle bass at all....
Last edited by UnOriginalNuttah (2006-06-21 14:59:50)
wow karma to youUnOriginalNuttah wrote:
I haven't said the weirdest thing I've stolen yet.... police radio?Magpie wrote:
well u winUnOriginalNuttah wrote:
Pulse<50. Most of a bottle of vodka+most of a bottle of wine. Never got that drunk again, trust me. I'm sure I'd have been fine if I'd eaten that day.
On the times where I've got too drunk and stayed out of hospital there have been numerous bad side effects with hindsight weren't the best idea at the time:
Attempting overambious grafitti in dangerous places.
Getting nicked for over ambitious grafitti.
Getting nicked for drunk and disorderly.
Getting nicked for drunk in charge of a bicycle (yeah, I didn't know it was a law either... even on the pavement would you believe )
Puking in taxis.
Smoking crack.
Smoking smack.
Getting barred from pubs.
Waking up places with no memory of getting there.
Spending whole nights out calling someone the wrong name (even after being corrected several times).
Attempting Parkour stunts.
And so on....
Anyway, I've been a good boy for about 6 years now...
Dropped by police... not saying which riot because they might be watchingMagpie wrote:
wow karma to you
i got drunk on a Friday night . . .
who'm i kidding.
who'm i kidding.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I have absolutely no idea why I read all of that fucking essay a couple of posts back. Anyway, I'm hungover, the sorta hungover where you're still fucking trashed.
In regards to stealing shit, my friends back garden is full of traffic cones (6 of them), a road sign and a 20ftish long banner that me and her boyfriend pulled off a holiday inn whilst drunk. Don't tend to normally steal things when drunk though.
And a sofa. We stole a sofa.
In regards to stealing shit, my friends back garden is full of traffic cones (6 of them), a road sign and a 20ftish long banner that me and her boyfriend pulled off a holiday inn whilst drunk. Don't tend to normally steal things when drunk though.
And a sofa. We stole a sofa.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
I threw in a girls handbag once. I didn't want to vomit on my friends floor and the handbag was close by. Gut reaction.
Hey matty.13urnzz wrote:
epic long copypasta
a canoe with a bottle of gin all inclusive
this one time I fucked a french chick with an awesome body, even though I was still with my girlfriend. No biggie, though, we were breaking up anyway.
I rode one of the new Barclays hire bikes over 6 miles while hammered, the route I wanted was 2 miles.
My legs hurt after, seeing as I left the club at 5am after massive raving, a 6 mile bike ride is not ideal
My legs hurt after, seeing as I left the club at 5am after massive raving, a 6 mile bike ride is not ideal