Why would you feel bad about nailing an Essex girl? Other than the accent, obviously.FatherTed wrote:
* so randum
except im going with my dad so he can sit on a beach and i can wander around drunk and someone else pay for it
although last time i went on holiday with him i totally nailed this essex girl (i should feel bad about that but i dont) so idk itll be ok xD so randum
soup bf2s

just the accent and the 'shagged an essex bird on holiday innit LAD' thingghettoperson wrote:
Why would you feel bad about nailing an Essex girl? Other than the accent, obviously.FatherTed wrote:
* so randum
except im going with my dad so he can sit on a beach and i can wander around drunk and someone else pay for it
although last time i went on holiday with him i totally nailed this essex girl (i should feel bad about that but i dont) so idk itll be ok xD so randum
she was dirrrrty though
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Just don't say LAD and I'll forgive it.FatherTed wrote:
just the accent and the 'shagged an essex bird on holiday innit LAD' thingghettoperson wrote:
Why would you feel bad about nailing an Essex girl? Other than the accent, obviously.FatherTed wrote:
* so randum
except im going with my dad so he can sit on a beach and i can wander around drunk and someone else pay for it
although last time i went on holiday with him i totally nailed this essex girl (i should feel bad about that but i dont) so idk itll be ok xD so randum
she was dirrrrty though
And dirrrrty like herpes, or dirrrrty like she sucked your cock after you stuck it in her ass?
well anal isnt really my idea of a good time. neither is herpes
but like
in the pool, on the beach and on the bar
IN ONE NIGHT
also her dad has a helicopter and we tried the whole long distance relationship for a few months, so hey at least i got to fly in a helicopter
but like
in the pool, on the beach and on the bar
IN ONE NIGHT
also her dad has a helicopter and we tried the whole long distance relationship for a few months, so hey at least i got to fly in a helicopter
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What should I get to eat Jamie????????? xD so precise
although really a greggs
although really (because greggs opening hours are like mystical) idk get a pizza and some beers
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and now i'm grownup and stuff no-one calls me jamie it's really weird (((((
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I feel like less of a whore already.
I feel like less of a whore already.
Should have knocked her up. You fucked up. But seriously I want to go in a helicopter. Can you give me her number?FatherTed wrote:
well anal isnt really my idea of a good time. neither is herpes
but like
in the pool, on the beach and on the bar
IN ONE NIGHT
also her dad has a helicopter and we tried the whole long distance relationship for a few months, so hey at least i got to fly in a helicopter
every single one of those is sheer beauty though
i'd guesstimate half of mine are 'teds4mod' or 'xD so randum'
not that those aren't powerful statements though ~
i'd guesstimate half of mine are 'teds4mod' or 'xD so randum'
not that those aren't powerful statements though ~
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no she's still my go to if im down in the horrid southghettoperson wrote:
Should have knocked her up. You fucked up. But seriously I want to go in a helicopter. Can you give me her number?FatherTed wrote:
well anal isnt really my idea of a good time. neither is herpes
but like
in the pool, on the beach and on the bar
IN ONE NIGHT
also her dad has a helicopter and we tried the whole long distance relationship for a few months, so hey at least i got to fly in a helicopter
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bring back the old bf2s

can i say kill yourself without being banned anymore?
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guess not

You're so not a team player, Jamie.FatherTed wrote:
no she's still my go to if im down in the horrid southghettoperson wrote:
Should have knocked her up. You fucked up. But seriously I want to go in a helicopter. Can you give me her number?FatherTed wrote:
well anal isnt really my idea of a good time. neither is herpes
but like
in the pool, on the beach and on the bar
IN ONE NIGHT
also her dad has a helicopter and we tried the whole long distance relationship for a few months, so hey at least i got to fly in a helicopter
ok well hurt yourself hopefully recover-ably because i care about your feelings.
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it really doesn't have the same weight
@hurricat
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it really doesn't have the same weight
@hurricat
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go to a pub and drink until you feel slightly tipsy then stop because we wouldn't want you to get alcohol poisoning
yeah that sucks
yeah that sucks

i think you're actually a swell guy hurricat but seriously we need to break you out of your foreveralone cycle
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i like you too teds
I think this semester the cycle will be broken once and for all
I think this semester the cycle will be broken once and for all
