Funny thing people say to you and you do

2006-05-18 22:07:29

#1

Chorcai: Member; +49|7128|Ireland

The other night this guy killed and he then said something along the lines of

Him: owned
Me: yea yea"...
Him: FU I shock paddled BlazinUk and C4ed Volix
Me: Ohhh shit EA better award you a medal... YOU DA MAN !
Server: ROFFLES

it was funny at the time

one of my new fav pass time is on the wake map in an F35 and fly really low on the PLA runway get all the guys waiting for the jet...I got 15 kills tonight doing that lol (but thats if I make it that far !) Try it...its fun...you some times blow them out to sea, and ya hear them go... whhaagittmmmennjaalll (calling for medic)

Last edited by Chorcai (2006-05-18 22:07:53)

2006-05-18 22:11:10

#2

bobroonie.bda: Member; +143|7161

them: quit spawncamping weak mother fuckers

me: keep camping, dont let them off the carrier

them: there are some mature people here

me: haha good times.. everyone wants to be pilots and not rush you get camped

them: you cant rush with choppers and jets in the air

me: you keep telling yourself that.. haha

good times just another wake island episode

2006-05-18 22:13:03

#3

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|7227|The United Center

i think my best was when i was playing sharqi. i was a sniper and had laid down my claymores. a guy came up and shot me, then teabagged me...then proceeded to walk into one of my claymores. he got revived and ran into the other one, killing both him and the medic who revived him. a squad mate of mine came along and picked up his buddy's medic kit and revived me, then dropped it and picked up his old kit.

...so i picked up the medic kit and stood over the teabagger and kept fake reviving him.

2006-05-18 22:19:33

#4

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|7152|Colorado

My best was :

Girl: {TAKES OFF PANTS}

[smell hits nose]

Me: "go wash your beaver!" [walks out]

2006-05-18 22:56:51

#5

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7199|Melbourne, Australia

[me carrier raping on wake in a j10]
them: Stop base raping the carrier
ME:theres 2 falinx systems on the carrier try using 1 of em
[Silence!]

(i think i recked em pretty hard)

2006-05-18 23:01:35

#6

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7269|Singapore

Ehehehe.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=21054&p=2

Its a fucking classic.

I'm not 'camping' I'm 'tactically taking all their shit and suppressing them'.

2006-05-18 23:02:09

#7

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7199|Melbourne, Australia

talk to me bear!!

2006-05-18 23:05:07

#8

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7269|Singapore

I am now aren't I?

I need to think up of new insults. especially for that country of people i love to hate

2006-05-18 23:06:44

#9

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7199|Melbourne, Australia

america ?

2006-05-18 23:07:42

#10

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7269|Singapore

*bzzzzt* You fail polar trivia 101

2006-05-18 23:09:45

#11

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7199|Melbourne, Australia

do i still get a prize no 1 goes home empty handed right?

an the country u hate better not be AUS :@

Last edited by I.M.I Militant (2006-05-18 23:10:00)

2006-05-18 23:11:57

#12

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7269|Singapore

*Hands you a cookie*

Here have a happy cookie. Nah how can i hate australia with idiots like the_heart_attack and panderiz? I would love to tie the 2 of them up and slap them with a 2 foot long dildo.

2006-05-18 23:13:19

#13

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7199|Melbourne, Australia

when u get around to doing that can u please send me the video

2006-05-18 23:14:29

#14

doxed: Member; +21|7126

wow orthadox, hack often? (shot this guy in the head about 4 times in a row, tried to crash a blackhawk into me)
TURBO GUY IS HACKING AND AT THE SAME TIME WHACKING HIS SMALL PENIS (same guy to friend)
oh great haxodoxed is here (i killed him and tea-bagged him, then he disconnected)

2006-05-18 23:38:48

#15

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|7153|A sunburnt country

The funniest thing someone said to me and I agreed was when the priest said "Do you take.......", me the idiot said "I do"................................the bitch left after 7 years!!!!!!! Man what was I thinkin' ?

;-)

2006-05-18 23:46:45

#16

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7133

https://img240.imageshack.us/img240/797/screen0397dy.jpg

hehe

2006-05-18 23:51:11

#17

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|7227|The United Center

nice job fucking up your localization file there, sarge.

oh, and the country polarbearz hates is thailand. dont you people learn anything from IRC?

2006-05-18 23:59:51

#18

CoconutBlitz: I've had the diarrheas since Easters; +145|7070|California U.S.A

polarbearz wrote:
Ehehehe.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=21054&p=2

Its a fucking classic.

I'm not 'camping' I'm 'tactically taking all their shit and suppressing them'.

Good Stuff

I usually won't trash talk while playing or type anything but one type sesssion i remember that happened a little while ago makes me chuckle was on Gulf of Oman:

I had just popped smoke & hopped out of my tank as a Engi' and set my theft device (AT mine on top of tank) crawled under and started wrenching on my shot up tank Dumbass #1 shot me dead with a m203 and I see on the chat:

Dumbass #1 "Thxs 4 tank noob!!!"

Dumbass #2 "U R dead"

I guess they both hopped in at the same time into the tank which blew up as soon as they rolled forward with the AT mine on top..

Seal 3 [AT mine] Dumbass #1
Seal 3 [AT mine] Dumbass #2

Seal 3 "Thanks for the 4 points Noob and Noober"

Didn't see them type anything else for the rest of the game that I can remember..

2006-05-19 00:00:49

#19

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7244|Dallas

I heard Polar was a closet Thai.....

oooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooo

2006-05-19 00:17:16

#20

1927(h): Guest

Op Clean Sweep and I'm c4'ing the assets http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=22833 as mec.

I will get verbally shot down with, "'27 you fucktard, stop raping".

To which I reply, "fuck off and fix ya UAV for me again, im coming back over".

Ok, it dosen't look funny on a forum but gains a few laughs in a game.

2006-05-19 01:14:54

#21

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7269|Singapore

Tmo, Cougar, stfu before I put a severed thai finger in your buttholes.

2006-05-19 03:17:38

#22

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7133

ThomasMorgan wrote:
nice job fucking up your localization file there, sarge.

oh, and the country polarbearz hates is thailand. dont you people learn anything from IRC?

'tis fixed now.

"TMM is pushing up the daisies" instead of is no more

2006-05-19 03:26:45

#23

ReDmAn_ThE_uNiQuE: oh hai :D; +156|7131|The Netherlands

Me: hahah i owned your clan yesterday in a clanbase match
He: Well I was in the Pub drinkn.
He: Your The gaming nerd here thats all you do.
Me [m16] Him
He: ...
he was typing

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