Well, i was bored so i made an small poem

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2006-05-19 02:19:16

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|7224|Malaga, España

Bored at work so, here's my small poem about an teamkiller

Teamkilling is as good as it gets,
Mostly I will do it for jets.

I teamkill for every vehicle I take,
My favorite map is Wake,

Got in my jet alive,
I snipe you with my M ninety-five,

You run towards my tank,
Screw you, I got a higher rank,

Also for the chopper I teamkill a lot,
Because I’m the 1337 pilot

Thanks to you I have been killed or blown up,
Never used the page up,

You screen freezes and PB said you got removed
I stood in front of my jet and you moved.

In the air i,m really hard to beat,
I teamkill you even for taking my gunners seat.

Finally the Truth untold,
I,m a teamkilling retard of 12 years old

2006-05-19 02:27:34

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7269|Singapore

LOL

AWESOME!!!

You go torro!

2006-05-19 02:33:44

DECEPTION_POINT: Banned; +17|7147|newcastle , N.S.W , Australia

I Like It

2006-05-19 02:39:29

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7230

very good man, +1 for it!

2006-05-19 02:39:29

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,401|7255|Noizyland

Nice one Torro.
Funny thing too, I bumped into a certain induvidual today whilst on GameArena.

NoobMurderer, proudly still sporting the [bf2s] tag decided to say hi while I was Sniping some guys off the carrier on Dragon Valley. Saw a guy with a knife but didn't give it much though until I was teamkilled, (I'm sure he got a screenshot of that.)
I didn't know what to think. Firstly, it was nice seeing someone I reckognised so I said hi, asked him what he had been up to and forgave the teamkill.
The guy still continued to dance around me trying to be an annoying little shit, throwing flashbangs and shooting me with his pistol.
We had a conversation, he took the vacant commander position and kept trying to artillery me.

I don't know what to think really. I've only known him from the forums before now and he's tried to make himself out as the ultimate arsehole, but really the guy's only as annoying as a sandfly bite. I mean, since the team I was on was stupid enough to leave the commander position vacant he got the artillery no-teamkill-punish thing, which was kind of dumb.

His tactic is to teamkill you once, or until he gets punished once, and then leave the server and comes back if he wants to teamkill you again. In the meantime he throws flashbangs and gets you down to minimal health. That's an awful lot of effort for minimal impact.
He kept trying to be nasty to me while I was being perfectly civil to him. I had to go in the middle of the round, but I bid him a cheery farewell after telling everyone on the server that he wasn't officially meant to sport the [bf2s] tag - since I had been playing alongside them for a while they realised this anyway - and that was the end of it.

I don't know what to think of him. He dosn't need pity, he's not worth anger, and as I said his annoyance factor is fairly small... he's just a whiney little bitch who should get a hobby I guess.

Wanted to tel that story. it was fairly interesting meeting him 'in the flesh' so to speak, and the poem did bring up the topics of little shits.

No screenshots sorry, but I'm sure if you ask NoobMurderer he'll show you one.

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2006-05-19 02:45:56

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7230

^^ he sounds like a wierd character

2006-05-19 03:18:02

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7201|Sydney, Australia

Awesome poem. I love the M95 line, it goes so well.

Mcminty.

2006-05-19 03:21:10

uber73: Member; +188|7232|Brisbane

spankin

2006-05-19 03:23:13

Sambuccashake: Member; +126|7090|Sweden

Hehehe!
Nice poem!

Here's a Limerick that should be recited when you run across the seasoned clan pro's who don't play public very often:

A lonewolfing noob from France
Were playing the game as in trance
Killing us all
Kickvotes would fall
Cries of “Hack!” met with “No chance!”

Last edited by Sambuccashake (2006-05-19 03:23:43)

2006-05-19 04:10:50

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|7224|Malaga, España

Yes, i,m really bored right now so...created an second one about an famous hacker

For every skill I lack,
I replaced it with my Hack

I really love the aimbot,
I make headshots a lot.

People think they are good at hiding
My wallhack will reveal everthing

Hey, I did not pay for it, i,m not an smacktard
I just used my parents credit-card

Zomg, i achieved an high rank and its hot
Quikly printscreen and save the screenshot

OMFG, this rank is so cool
I’ll bet people are going to drool

Lets create an new topic
And upload this pic

Ow 30 views already, I’m about to faint
Shit uploaded the original screenshot, quik I will edit it with MS-paint

No, they got the original I’m to late
My stats drops in an high Rate

Ow no, people are going to Flame,
Nitro91 is my name.

2006-05-19 04:15:31

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7218|The Hague, Netherlands

LAAT ZE MAAR WAT RUIKEN TORRO

hehe nice

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2006-05-19 04:17:10

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7290|Nårvei

*lol*

A bf2 poet, who would have known, great show Torro, you even passed the encore with shining stars :-)

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

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