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He probably laid eggs in your leg.

Sisco wrote:

He probably laid eggs in your leg.

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it's the aids spider you've got aids now tommy m8 im really sorry can i have your spaceships when you die?

Oh noes, which thread will Roc choose to place the other portal in? Shall we play a game of 21 questions to find out?

Is it an EE chats thread?

IrishGrimReaper wrote:

Right so what the fuck species Spider is this?

Looks like a Tegenaria species to me.
Most likely Tegenaria domestica (domestic house spider), maybe Tegenaria atrica (dustbunny spider).
Also, a male, as the abdomen is smaller and more elongated than the females' more spherical one.

They're nice hunter-killers, getting rid of mosquitoes and other annoying insects at night.
E.g. earwigs and centipedes, who slip into your ears at night, crawl through ear wax, bite through your ear drums and then feast on your brain.
You should really keep a spider around as a sentinel!

We had one for several months in a light shaft on our terrace beneath a rubber mat.
I regularly fed her flies that I smack with the flyswatter. She grew really huge (~100mm leg diameter) until recently.
Now the summer is gone and she's gone too.
The pattern on her abdomen had a nice cobalt blue gloss. I should have made pictures.
Hope she found a warm spot in our cellar or garage for the winter.

globefish23 wrote:

IrishGrimReaper wrote:

Right so what the fuck species Spider is this?

Looks like a Tegenaria species to me.
Most likely Tegenaria domestica (domestic house spider), maybe Tegenaria atrica (dustbunny spider).
Also, a male, as the abdomen is smaller and more elongated than the females' more spherical one.

They're nice hunter-killers, getting rid of mosquitoes and other annoying insects at night.
E.g. earwigs and centipedes, who slip into your ears at night, crawl through ear wax, bite through your ear drums and then feast on your brain.
You should really keep a spider around as a sentinel!

We had one for several months in a light shaft on our terrace beneath a rubber mat.
I regularly fed her flies that I smack with the flyswatter. She grew really huge (~100mm leg diameter) until recently.
Now the summer is gone and she's gone too.
The pattern on her abdomen had a nice cobalt blue gloss. I should have made pictures.
Hope she found a warm spot in our cellar or garage for the winter.

see tommy, confirmed aids spider. i'll take your archon with it's 20 warrior Is now if you want??

8 Worrior 2's now m8.

globefish m8 thanks a lot, them species look very similar. must be something like that aslong as the cunts cant bite then thank fuck. +1

Speaking of species, how your mum ted m8?

Toilet Sex wrote:

house spiders are the most disgusting things in the world

the massive tarantula i had is less scary

globefish23 wrote:

IrishGrimReaper wrote:

Right so what the fuck species Spider is this?

Looks like a Tegenaria species to me.
Most likely Tegenaria domestica (domestic house spider), maybe Tegenaria atrica (dustbunny spider).
Also, a male, as the abdomen is smaller and more elongated than the females' more spherical one.

They're nice hunter-killers, getting rid of mosquitoes and other annoying insects at night.
E.g. earwigs and centipedes, who slip into your ears at night, crawl through ear wax, bite through your ear drums and then feast on your brain.
You should really keep a spider around as a sentinel!

We had one for several months in a light shaft on our terrace beneath a rubber mat.
I regularly fed her flies that I smack with the flyswatter. She grew really huge (~100mm leg diameter) until recently.
Now the summer is gone and she's gone too.
The pattern on her abdomen had a nice cobalt blue gloss. I should have made pictures.
Hope she found a warm spot in our cellar or garage for the winter.

About to start sleeping with ear plugs you douche.

My buddy's uncle got a cockroach stuck in his ear once, had to get surgery to get it out. He know sleeps with ear plugs.  It's honestly not a bad idea.

Dilbert_X wrote:

I like spiders, even the poisonous ones.

yeah but you're a bit strange

iceman785 wrote:

globefish23 wrote:

IrishGrimReaper wrote:

Right so what the fuck species Spider is this?

Looks like a Tegenaria species to me.
Most likely Tegenaria domestica (domestic house spider), maybe Tegenaria atrica (dustbunny spider).
Also, a male, as the abdomen is smaller and more elongated than the females' more spherical one.

They're nice hunter-killers, getting rid of mosquitoes and other annoying insects at night.
E.g. earwigs and centipedes, who slip into your ears at night, crawl through ear wax, bite through your ear drums and then feast on your brain.
You should really keep a spider around as a sentinel!

We had one for several months in a light shaft on our terrace beneath a rubber mat.
I regularly fed her flies that I smack with the flyswatter. She grew really huge (~100mm leg diameter) until recently.
Now the summer is gone and she's gone too.
The pattern on her abdomen had a nice cobalt blue gloss. I should have made pictures.
Hope she found a warm spot in our cellar or garage for the winter.

About to start sleeping with ear plugs you douche.

Make sure to get a set that match your buttplug.

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