Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7010|Little Bentcock

Kmar wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

if Edison was retarded he would not have harnessed direct current electricity or invented the phonograph and movie camera
Was it Edison that tortured (to be executed) a man to prove his ideas were superior to Westinghouse?

I think so.
Didn't he kill an Elephant with electricity to convince that his (ac or dc) was safer than Teslas (as or dc)?
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6988|132 and Bush

Adams_BJ wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

if Edison was retarded he would not have harnessed direct current electricity or invented the phonograph and movie camera
Was it Edison that tortured (to be executed) a man to prove his ideas were superior to Westinghouse?

I think so.
Didn't he kill an Elephant with electricity to convince that his (ac or dc) was safer than Teslas (as or dc)?
I dont know if it was an elephant.. but he did something messed up like that with other animals also.

Thomas Edison furiously campaigned for the Westinghouse AC chair. He believed that no one would want the same kind of electrical service used for an "electrocution" anywhere near their house and he would win the power war.

Edison hired inventor Harold P. Brown, who had written a letter to the New York Post describing an accident where a young boy died touching an exposed telegraph wire operating on AC.

Brown and his assistant, Dr. Fred Peterson, began designing a DC electric chair for Edison. They would invite the press in to watch their experiments using dogs, horses and cows. The DC current would not kill the animals, it only tortured them. Then, they would hook them up to the AC and showed how quickly it killed them. The press gave the experiments plenty of space in their newspapers.

Dr. Peterson, still on Edison's payroll, was on the electric chair selection committee, so not surprisingly, he helped steer the committee into choosing the AC electric chair. The electrical execution law went into effect on January 1, 1889.

Westinghouse refused to sell AC generators to the New York state prison authorities. Edison went around Westinghouse and provided the AC generators the state needed.

Westinghouse paid for the first few appeals for the people sentenced to death by electrocution. The appeal was on the grounds that "electrocution was cruel and unusual punishment."
I dont remember the exact details of the first execution. But I know it wasn't "quick and painless".
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7167|Great Brown North
edison was a bit of a cunt
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6988|132 and Bush

What a sinister prick.

To prove the danger of AC electricity and its suitability for executions, Brown and Edison publicly killed many animals with AC for the press in hopes of associating alternating current with electrical death. It was at these events that the term "electrocution" was coined. The term "electrocution" originally referred only to electrical execution (from which it is a portmanteau word), and not to accidental electrical deaths. However, since no English word was available for the latter process, the word "electrocution" eventually took over as a description of all circumstances of electrical death with the new rise of commercial electricity. Most of their experiments were conducted at Edison's West Orange, New Jersey, laboratory in 1888. The demonstrations of electrocution apparently had their intended effects, and the committee adopted the AC electric chair in 1889.

The first person to be executed by the electric chair was William Kemmler in New York's Auburn Prison on August 6, 1890; the "state electrician" was Edwin F. Davis. The first 17-second passage of current through Kemmler caused unconsciousness, but failed to stop his heart and breathing. The attending physicians, Edward Charles Spitzka and Charles F. Macdonald, came forward to examine Kemmler. After confirming Kemmler was still alive, Spitzka reportedly called out, "Have the current turned on again, quick, no delay." The generator needed time to re-charge, however. In the second attempt, Kemmler was shocked with 2,000 volts. Blood vessels under the skin ruptured and bled, and the areas around the electrodes singed. The entire execution took about eight minutes. George Westinghouse later commented that "they would have done better using an axe," and a witnessing reporter claimed that it was "an awful spectacle, far worse than hanging.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Shocking wrote:

He filled a hole in the market at the right time.
He filled multiple holes in multiple markets, consistently and over a long period.
He was a very succesful entrepeneur, a good innovator but nowhere near the level of genius aformentioned people he gets compared to were.
Genius and entrepreneurial skills are not the same.
Fuck Israel
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6988|132 and Bush

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Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6387|...

Dilbert_X wrote:

Shocking wrote:

He filled a hole in the market at the right time.
He filled multiple holes in multiple markets, consistently and over a long period.
He was a very succesful entrepeneur, a good innovator but nowhere near the level of genius aformentioned people he gets compared to were.
Genius and entrepreneurial skills are not the same.
Didn't say they were the same.
inane little opines
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5566|Sydney

Kmar wrote:

She looks like she has a decent rack.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7010|Little Bentcock
One of the girls in my feed said today that 95% of the people who were saying RIP didn't know who he was before he died, I was like wtf?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,820|6493|eXtreme to the maX

Shocking wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Shocking wrote:

He filled a hole in the market at the right time.
He filled multiple holes in multiple markets, consistently and over a long period.
He was a very succesful entrepeneur, a good innovator but nowhere near the level of genius aformentioned people he gets compared to were.
Genius and entrepreneurial skills are not the same.
Didn't say they were the same.
Didn't say you did.
Fuck Israel
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6387|...
Uhh.. okay

lol
inane little opines
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England

Dilbert_X wrote:

Shocking wrote:

He filled a hole in the market at the right time.
He filled multiple holes in multiple markets, consistently and over a long period.
He was a very succesful entrepeneur, a good innovator but nowhere near the level of genius aformentioned people he gets compared to were.
Genius and entrepreneurial skills are not the same.
Exactly, he was a great marketer. Like Howard Schulz, he convinced millions of people that what they really needed in their life was an overpriced version of what they may or may not have already had. He turned a commodity into a luxury item (like Fiji and Perrier did before him).

Genius? He sold you crap that you probably didn't need, and you got down on your knees to worship him. Maybe genius was too weak of a word, perhaps demigod.

Last edited by Jay (2011-10-07 05:54:36)

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-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD

Adams_BJ wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

if Edison was retarded he would not have harnessed direct current electricity or invented the phonograph and movie camera
Was it Edison that tortured (to be executed) a man to prove his ideas were superior to Westinghouse?

I think so.
Didn't he kill an Elephant with electricity to convince that his (ac or dc) was safer than Teslas (as or dc)?
apparently  he wanted to call being electrocuted "being westinghoused"

hemad
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD

Jay wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Shocking wrote:

He filled a hole in the market at the right time.
He filled multiple holes in multiple markets, consistently and over a long period.
He was a very succesful entrepeneur, a good innovator but nowhere near the level of genius aformentioned people he gets compared to were.
Genius and entrepreneurial skills are not the same.
Exactly, he was a great marketer. Like Howard Schulz, he convinced millions of people that what they really needed in their life was an overpriced version of what they may or may not have already had. He turned a commodity into a luxury item (like Fiji and Perrier did before him).

Genius? He sold you crap that you probably didn't need, and you got down on your knees to worship him. Maybe genius was too weak of a word, perhaps demigod.
u jelly
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Roc18
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+655|6178|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
People actually bought the Mac Book Air for 1600 bucks. The man is a genius
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7125|Cinncinatti
and people are stupid
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD
so much jelly in this thread that it makes me wanna jam
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7125|Cinncinatti
im so jelly. i so wanna die from cancer at 56
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD
>implying that's all he did
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7125|Cinncinatti
well thats a pretty big part of life
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD
tbh I would rather live Jobs' life or even someone like Bill Hicks' life than a boring uneventful one.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7125|Cinncinatti
duno bout that cancer tho


lol bill hick -> hank hill
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5973

krazed wrote:

edison was a bit of a cunt
He was from Jersey. We renamed one of our best cities after him
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

tbh I would rather live Jobs' life or even someone like Bill Hicks' life than a boring uneventful one.
You're not doing a very good job
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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