Would you rather wear a shirt made of aluminum foil for the rest of your life, or have bird talons for hands?
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First, it's aluminium.
Secondly, why not make this a poll?
Thirdly, talons. Duh.
Secondly, why not make this a poll?
Thirdly, talons. Duh.
no stealth "oh ill just vote" bs
I want posts and explanations
I want posts and explanations
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Would you rather be a block of cheese or a butter knife?
http://forums.bf2s.com/profile.php?id=23436eusgen wrote:
Would you rather be a block of cheese or a butter knife?
Bird Talons. While I would be upset with my inability to play most video games, I'm a 100% sure something would be developed in the future to allow my bird clawed self to play turn based strategy games at the least. How am I sure of this? I'm pretty certain I build a very lucrative entrainment business around my unique talon hands. Everything from endorsements to modeling and erotica (bird fetish anyone?). One of my fans will develop this for me or maybe some college kid with too much time on their hands and a wicked bird fetish. I could totally manage bird talons.
A shirt made of aluminum foil, on the other hand, is just restrictive. In both the economic and social sense. You can't go for a job interview dressed in aluminum. No one wants to hang out with, let alone date, the guy who dresses like a homeless man who found a box full of reynolds wrap. You might even have an allergic reaction to the constant exposure to aluminum. Nope, no way. Won't work.
A shirt made of aluminum foil, on the other hand, is just restrictive. In both the economic and social sense. You can't go for a job interview dressed in aluminum. No one wants to hang out with, let alone date, the guy who dresses like a homeless man who found a box full of reynolds wrap. You might even have an allergic reaction to the constant exposure to aluminum. Nope, no way. Won't work.
Last edited by Macbeth (2011-11-02 22:43:27)
Yeah, bird claws would be sweet.
You still wouldn't pull any chicks, mate.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Yeah, bird claws would be sweet.
I think if you explained to people that you could only wear a shirt made from aluminum foil because of a pact with the devil then people may be more sympathetic to your plightMacbeth wrote:
Bird Talons. While I would be upset with my inability to play most video games, I'm a 100% sure something would be developed in the future to allow my bird clawed self to play turn based strategy games at the least. How am I sure of this? I'm pretty certain I build a very lucrative entrainment business around my unique talon hands. Everything from endorsements to modeling and erotica (bird fetish anyone?). One of my fans will develop this for me or maybe some college kid with too much time on their hands and a wicked bird fetish. I could totally manage bird talons.
A shirt made of aluminum foil, on the other hand, is just restrictive. In both the economic and social sense. You can't go for a job interview dressed in aluminum. No one wants to hang out with, let alone date, the guy who dresses like a homeless man who found a box full of reynolds wrap. You might even have an allergic reaction to the constant exposure to aluminum. Nope, no way. Won't work.
as an added bonus you would not have to spend money on shirts anymore and could probably afford a really nice car to go with your metallic outerwear
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>storytalkin
...cause the job interview with talons as hands would go over really well...Macbeth wrote:
Bird Talons. While I would be upset with my inability to play most video games, I'm a 100% sure something would be developed in the future to allow my bird clawed self to play turn based strategy games at the least. How am I sure of this? I'm pretty certain I build a very lucrative entrainment business around my unique talon hands. Everything from endorsements to modeling and erotica (bird fetish anyone?). One of my fans will develop this for me or maybe some college kid with too much time on their hands and a wicked bird fetish. I could totally manage bird talons.
A shirt made of aluminum foil, on the other hand, is just restrictive. In both the economic and social sense. You can't go for a job interview dressed in aluminum. No one wants to hang out with, let alone date, the guy who dresses like a homeless man who found a box full of reynolds wrap. You might even have an allergic reaction to the constant exposure to aluminum. Nope, no way. Won't work.
also, semi-heat resistant shirt? heck yeah
and just wear something over it. there was no rule about that
Metals don't resist heat, they conduct it.
whatever. you know what i mean. an element blocking substance.
stick you hand 1 foot from a campfire and put a cotton shirt in front of it. then stick a piece of aluminum foil in front. what blocks the heat more?
obviously keeping both there for some time and pulling them away will result in the cotton cooling faster and the aluminum (shirt...) staying on your body and scalding you... but still.
fuck nevermind im tired and have work in the morning.
stick you hand 1 foot from a campfire and put a cotton shirt in front of it. then stick a piece of aluminum foil in front. what blocks the heat more?
obviously keeping both there for some time and pulling them away will result in the cotton cooling faster and the aluminum (shirt...) staying on your body and scalding you... but still.
fuck nevermind im tired and have work in the morning.
i'm going with aluminum shirt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#Health_concerns
I really don't know, if there were no health concerns with permanent exposure to aluminium I'd go for the Shirt though, talon hands = NOPE...
I really don't know, if there were no health concerns with permanent exposure to aluminium I'd go for the Shirt though, talon hands = NOPE...
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
lolwat talon hands for sure.
You wouldn't be able to stay in any hot or cold environment for long with an aluminium foil shirt on.
I'd go with talon hands, get them amputated and get some cybernetic prostheses fitted. Still sucky but better than the alternative.
You wouldn't be able to stay in any hot or cold environment for long with an aluminium foil shirt on.
I'd go with talon hands, get them amputated and get some cybernetic prostheses fitted. Still sucky but better than the alternative.
It was not stated that you couldn't wear clothes over the aluminium foil shirtAries_37 wrote:
lolwat talon hands for sure.
You wouldn't be able to stay in any hot or cold environment for long with an aluminium foil shirt on.
I'd go with talon hands, get them amputated and get some cybernetic prostheses fitted. Still sucky but better than the alternative.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
i'd claw your eyes outAussieReaper wrote:
You still wouldn't pull any chicks, mate.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Yeah, bird claws would be sweet.
Perhaps not but he could pick them up.AussieReaper wrote:
You still wouldn't pull any chicks, mate.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Yeah, bird claws would be sweet.
id pick the shirt. and then id never wear a shirt again.
you have to wear the shirt
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and that must be the only shirt you wear
in winter you would have to wear the shirt under your jacket and another over your jacket
in winter you would have to wear the shirt under your jacket and another over your jacket
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they are not removable and cybernetic hand technology will not be invented untill you are dead and they research your bodyAries_37 wrote:
lolwat talon hands for sure.
You wouldn't be able to stay in any hot or cold environment for long with an aluminium foil shirt on.
I'd go with talon hands, get them amputated and get some cybernetic prostheses fitted. Still sucky but better than the alternative.
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i dont have to wear the shirt 24/7 though...right
still the shirt
still the shirt
you dont have to wear it when you sleep
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