I've noticed a lot of clans in BF2 so I've decided to come up with a guide for the most noteworthy and common clans you'll see.
[FwtA] You only get a quick view of these guys because once you kill them, you're immediately kicked and banned from the server for "having a high ping." This is the "Friends with the Admin" clan.
{ts} Its amazing how these people always end up as MEC on Sharqi, yet USMC on Karkand. Since these people have high ranks, you'd think they'd be up for a challenge; instead they're whoring a side at a rate that puts Madonna to shame. Meet the "Team Switchers" clan.
[VW] No, this isn't the clan sponsered by Volkswagen, they're good old fashioned vehicle whores. A rather large clan, they have sub-divisions for armor and aircraft. It's been rumored that they are, in fact, 6 year olds due to the crying that results when someone "steals their apc/tank/jet/heli." Like a child without training wheels on his bike, they're absolutely useless without their vehicle.
(CaF) Like talking on a cell phone while driving, these guys honestly think they can command and fight at the sametime. Their motto: why do one thing well when you can do two things and suck at them both?" They are the "Command and Fight" team.
:S: Somehow this clan thinks that TKs punishes actually impact their score. They actually have a cause for concern though. While a TK and possible resulting insta-punish are unfortunate occurances now and then, these clanmembers refuse to pay attention to what they're shooting, meaning they could really be kicked for TKs soon. They go by the name of "Screamers."
[CS] You'll hear this clan long before you actually see them. They constantly shout "running dry, need ammo" even when the 'nearest' support guy is 500 meters away. Perhaps the 381st time IS the charm. They also have the amazing abilty to see a fleet of boats on dry land! Listen up for the "Chat Spammers" clan.
Well I hoped you enjoyed my guide, maybe we can do some more research and find other clans.
(*Apologies to any real actual clan(s) that use these tags )
[FwtA] You only get a quick view of these guys because once you kill them, you're immediately kicked and banned from the server for "having a high ping." This is the "Friends with the Admin" clan.
{ts} Its amazing how these people always end up as MEC on Sharqi, yet USMC on Karkand. Since these people have high ranks, you'd think they'd be up for a challenge; instead they're whoring a side at a rate that puts Madonna to shame. Meet the "Team Switchers" clan.
[VW] No, this isn't the clan sponsered by Volkswagen, they're good old fashioned vehicle whores. A rather large clan, they have sub-divisions for armor and aircraft. It's been rumored that they are, in fact, 6 year olds due to the crying that results when someone "steals their apc/tank/jet/heli." Like a child without training wheels on his bike, they're absolutely useless without their vehicle.
(CaF) Like talking on a cell phone while driving, these guys honestly think they can command and fight at the sametime. Their motto: why do one thing well when you can do two things and suck at them both?" They are the "Command and Fight" team.
:S: Somehow this clan thinks that TKs punishes actually impact their score. They actually have a cause for concern though. While a TK and possible resulting insta-punish are unfortunate occurances now and then, these clanmembers refuse to pay attention to what they're shooting, meaning they could really be kicked for TKs soon. They go by the name of "Screamers."
[CS] You'll hear this clan long before you actually see them. They constantly shout "running dry, need ammo" even when the 'nearest' support guy is 500 meters away. Perhaps the 381st time IS the charm. They also have the amazing abilty to see a fleet of boats on dry land! Listen up for the "Chat Spammers" clan.
Well I hoped you enjoyed my guide, maybe we can do some more research and find other clans.
(*Apologies to any real actual clan(s) that use these tags )
Last edited by ~Solar~Fire~ (2006-05-21 02:28:09)
