Being srs, stayed at a bed breakfast about a year ago and some Estonian tourists were donning them.Kmar wrote:
do u know how many fuckin sunburned euros i see in florida wearing those?FatherTed wrote:
also try not to look touristy (i'm looking at you americans with your fucking 'fanny packs') because it will get you scammed/robbed
Don't forget your tuxedo and neck beardPochsy wrote:
It's great going over-seas as a Canadian. I wear a flag on my backpack and get free drinks. People like us because EVERYONE has a relative who moved to Canada, it seems.
EDIT- my point is to wear a Canadian flag and say 'eh' a lot.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
k.. but make sure you've got a grip on the exchange rate. You aren't accustomed to the water and what ever chemicals they put in it to treat it.(don't forget about ice cubes).. it doesn't necessarily mean it's bad. I had stomach issues in Germany the same I did in Venezuela because of the water.Poseidon wrote:
According to the trip provider, American cards work fine over there. It does an automatic exchange or something like that. I have a BOA Visa so I think I should be okay. I'll probably take out $150 in their currency (exchange rate is like 3:1, so that's $50 USD) just to have in case.Kmar wrote:
dont dress 'merican. and change ur money before getting over there. Be careful what you eat.. local cuisine can ruin a trip. And of course you want to only drink canned or bottled beverages.
As for the water, it's a pretty modern country. From what my cousin who works in the State Dept and is stationed in Jerusalem said, it's as safe as drinking NYC tap water.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
eastern europeans (and scousers) are about 20 years behind the rest of europe culturally
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canada is cool thoughFatherTed wrote:
i don't have any relatives in canadia sorry
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You'd think with all the swamp water you drink you'd be immune to waterborne illnessesKmar wrote:
k.. but make sure you've got a grip on the exchange rate. You aren't accustomed to the water and what ever chemicals they put in it to treat it.(don't forget about ice cubes).. it doesn't necessarily mean it's bad. I had stomach issues in Germany the same I did in Venezuela because of the water.Poseidon wrote:
According to the trip provider, American cards work fine over there. It does an automatic exchange or something like that. I have a BOA Visa so I think I should be okay. I'll probably take out $150 in their currency (exchange rate is like 3:1, so that's $50 USD) just to have in case.Kmar wrote:
dont dress 'merican. and change ur money before getting over there. Be careful what you eat.. local cuisine can ruin a trip. And of course you want to only drink canned or bottled beverages.
As for the water, it's a pretty modern country. From what my cousin who works in the State Dept and is stationed in Jerusalem said, it's as safe as drinking NYC tap water.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
He's not going to a Canadian wedding. The neck beard can't hurt, though.Jay wrote:
Don't forget your tuxedo and neck beardPochsy wrote:
It's great going over-seas as a Canadian. I wear a flag on my backpack and get free drinks. People like us because EVERYONE has a relative who moved to Canada, it seems.
EDIT- my point is to wear a Canadian flag and say 'eh' a lot.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
oh oh also try and learn basic shit so you can actually communicate with taxi drivers/waiters/shop owners etc
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it is i quite want a canadian relative. maybe i'll marry ebug c:Toilet Sex wrote:
canada is cool thoughFatherTed wrote:
i don't have any relatives in canadia sorry
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Wear one of those button up shirts that looks like an american flag. Its a great fashion statement no matter the occasion.
Jenspm wrote:
You should probably dress up as if you were there and post a pic and we'll judge you

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i only married for the canadian relativesFatherTed wrote:
it is i quite want a canadian relative. maybe i'll marry ebug c:Toilet Sex wrote:
canada is cool thoughFatherTed wrote:
i don't have any relatives in canadia sorry
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brb getting yarmulkeJenspm wrote:
You should probably dress up as if you were there and post a pic and we'll judge you
99.9999% of people there speak english too. plus i'll be with a group leader who i'm sure will know hebrew better than i doFatherTed wrote:
oh oh also try and learn basic shit so you can actually communicate with taxi drivers/waiters/shop owners etc
can i have one of yours if ebug says no?
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You should ask CaptNismo for advice on how to show shame when confronted with your Americanness.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Still beats that piss they have in NY. (I have family in upstate ny )Jay wrote:
You'd think with all the swamp water you drink you'd be immune to waterborne illnessesKmar wrote:
k.. but make sure you've got a grip on the exchange rate. You aren't accustomed to the water and what ever chemicals they put in it to treat it.(don't forget about ice cubes).. it doesn't necessarily mean it's bad. I had stomach issues in Germany the same I did in Venezuela because of the water.Poseidon wrote:
According to the trip provider, American cards work fine over there. It does an automatic exchange or something like that. I have a BOA Visa so I think I should be okay. I'll probably take out $150 in their currency (exchange rate is like 3:1, so that's $50 USD) just to have in case.
As for the water, it's a pretty modern country. From what my cousin who works in the State Dept and is stationed in Jerusalem said, it's as safe as drinking NYC tap water.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourselfPoseidon wrote:
brb getting yarmulkeJenspm wrote:
You should probably dress up as if you were there and post a pic and we'll judge you99.9999% of people there speak english too. plus i'll be with a group leader who i'm sure will know hebrew better than i doFatherTed wrote:
oh oh also try and learn basic shit so you can actually communicate with taxi drivers/waiters/shop owners etc
plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
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this is true.. generally they at least appreciate the effort. ie, you're in my country muther fuckFatherTed wrote:
oh oh also try and learn basic shit so you can actually communicate with taxi drivers/waiters/shop owners etc
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Yes, but they just want his money, political support, and possible service in the IDF. They'll bend over backwards to show him a good time.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
she has a brother, i'll set you upFatherTed wrote:
can i have one of yours if ebug says no?
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It's true. The French are bullshit people. Go to Quebec and they're all like, 'oh, you speak with an English accent. I hope you get AIDS'.FatherTed wrote:
100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourselfPoseidon wrote:
brb getting yarmulkeJenspm wrote:
You should probably dress up as if you were there and post a pic and we'll judge you99.9999% of people there speak english too. plus i'll be with a group leader who i'm sure will know hebrew better than i doFatherTed wrote:
oh oh also try and learn basic shit so you can actually communicate with taxi drivers/waiters/shop owners etc
plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Lol quebec...
YO NECESITO UN AGUA, POR FAVOR. TRES DOLARES? TU MADRE ESTA UNA PUTA!FatherTed wrote:
100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourselfPoseidon wrote:
brb getting yarmulkeJenspm wrote:
You should probably dress up as if you were there and post a pic and we'll judge you99.9999% of people there speak english too. plus i'll be with a group leader who i'm sure will know hebrew better than i doFatherTed wrote:
oh oh also try and learn basic shit so you can actually communicate with taxi drivers/waiters/shop owners etc
plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
NYC tapwater is a'ight. I used to use it for my coffee in my dorm last year. They say it's one of the freshest sources of tap water in the country.Kmar wrote:
Still beats that piss they have in NY. (I have family in upstate ny )Jay wrote:
You'd think with all the swamp water you drink you'd be immune to waterborne illnessesKmar wrote:
k.. but make sure you've got a grip on the exchange rate. You aren't accustomed to the water and what ever chemicals they put in it to treat it.(don't forget about ice cubes).. it doesn't necessarily mean it's bad. I had stomach issues in Germany the same I did in Venezuela because of the water.
i swear to god, everyone i mentioned to that i'm going tells me "don't fall for the IDF shtick" or something similar. they must really try hard to get young kids to joinJay wrote:
Yes, but they just want his money, political support, and possible service in the IDF. They'll bend over backwards to show him a good time.
Why do you think they would spend time and money flying you halfway across the world? To be nice? It's 100% a propaganda trip. The Soviets used to invite communist sympathizers to tour the country. Stalin called them 'useful idiots'. Enjoy the free trip but understand what you're getting into before you go. They're expecting you to be a standard bearer for them when you return. When Congress threatens their foreign aid, you'll be expected to call your senator and take up Israel's cause
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat