Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6925|Long Island, New York

Jay wrote:

Why do you think they would spend time and money flying you halfway across the world? To be nice? It's 100% a propaganda trip. The Soviets used to invite communist sympathizers to tour the country. Stalin called them 'useful idiots'. Enjoy the free trip but understand what you're getting into before you go. They're expecting you to be a standard bearer for them when you return. When Congress threatens their foreign aid, you'll be expected to call your senator and take up Israel's cause
i've been calling for decreased foreign aid to israel so i hope mossad doesn't kidnap me and waterboard me
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
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FatherTed wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

You should probably dress up as if you were there and post a pic and we'll judge you
brb getting yarmulke

FatherTed wrote:

oh oh also try and learn basic shit so you can actually communicate with taxi drivers/waiters/shop owners etc
99.9999% of people there speak english too. plus i'll be with a group leader who i'm sure will know hebrew better than i do
100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourself

plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
uhh.. the french want you to try. They actually get pissed when you don't. Remember the French, like Americans, think everything about themselves is superior.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England

Poseidon wrote:

Jay wrote:

Why do you think they would spend time and money flying you halfway across the world? To be nice? It's 100% a propaganda trip. The Soviets used to invite communist sympathizers to tour the country. Stalin called them 'useful idiots'. Enjoy the free trip but understand what you're getting into before you go. They're expecting you to be a standard bearer for them when you return. When Congress threatens their foreign aid, you'll be expected to call your senator and take up Israel's cause
i've been calling for decreased foreign aid to israel so i hope mossad doesn't kidnap me and waterboard me
Haha. You gon' die honkey.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England

Kmar wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

You should probably dress up as if you were there and post a pic and we'll judge you
brb getting yarmulke


99.9999% of people there speak english too. plus i'll be with a group leader who i'm sure will know hebrew better than i do
100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourself

plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
uhh.. the french want you to try. They actually get pissed when you don't. Remember the French, like Americans, think everything about themselves is superior.
We need more North/South pissing contests on this forum.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6988|132 and Bush

Jay wrote:

Kmar wrote:

FatherTed wrote:


100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourself

plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
uhh.. the french want you to try. They actually get pissed when you don't. Remember the French, like Americans, think everything about themselves is superior.
We need more North/South pissing contests on this forum.
My mom is from GA, My Dad is from NY.. I pick my sides according to the argument..lol
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6887|so randum

Kmar wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Poseidon wrote:


brb getting yarmulke


99.9999% of people there speak english too. plus i'll be with a group leader who i'm sure will know hebrew better than i do
100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourself

plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
uhh.. the french want you to try. They actually get pissed when you don't. Remember the French, like Americans, think everything about themselves is superior.
fuck no

if i go to germany, and speak (not bad actually) german, they will reciprocate and if the convo breaks down they'll slide easily into english without commenting

if i go to spain, and speak (horrific) spanish, they might giggle, respond in basic spanish then talk in english if it's needed

if i go to france, and speak (horrific) french, they will ignore/be sarcastic. if i just speak english from the start it's not much better

obv this isn't representative of all french people everywhere, but from my experience they really need to work on not being dickbags to tourists. the UK is pretty horrific too for visiting tourists in fairness, so i shouldn't complain.
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Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7126|Toronto | Canada

Kmar wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

You should probably dress up as if you were there and post a pic and we'll judge you
brb getting yarmulke


99.9999% of people there speak english too. plus i'll be with a group leader who i'm sure will know hebrew better than i do
100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourself

plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
uhh.. the french want you to try. They actually get pissed when you don't. Remember the French, like Americans, think everything about themselves is superior.
quebec french dont.  but quebec french consider themselves superior to everyone
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|7046|BC, Canada
I loves a good pissing contest, proceed.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5565|Sydney
Get travel insurance. Pray you never need it, but if you don't have it and do need it you'll be very sorry.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6887|so randum

Jaekus wrote:

Get travel insurance. Pray you never need it, but if you don't have it and do need it you'll be very sorry.
this!
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England
In New York we treat the tourists like lepers.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6925|Long Island, New York

FatherTed wrote:

Kmar wrote:

FatherTed wrote:


100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourself

plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
uhh.. the french want you to try. They actually get pissed when you don't. Remember the French, like Americans, think everything about themselves is superior.
fuck no

if i go to germany, and speak (not bad actually) german, they will reciprocate and if the convo breaks down they'll slide easily into english without commenting

if i go to spain, and speak (horrific) spanish, they might giggle, respond in basic spanish then talk in english if it's needed

if i go to france, and speak (horrific) french, they will ignore/be sarcastic. if i just speak english from the start it's not much better

obv this isn't representative of all french people everywhere, but from my experience they really need to work on not being dickbags to tourists. the UK is pretty horrific too for visiting tourists in fairness, so i shouldn't complain.
TU NECESITO AYUDA EN ESPANOL? YO HABLO!

yeah I need work
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6887|so randum

Jay wrote:

In New York we treat the tourists like lepers.
new yorkers were pretty cool when i went, maybe it's because they're all irish apparently idk? california+arizona have been the most tourist friendly of the states i've visited
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6925|Long Island, New York

Jay wrote:

In New York we treat the tourists like lepers.
eh not all of them are that bad. i just hate the japanese and chinese who all act like clones of each other in their mannerisms (aka they're all fucking weird and walk slow as fuck) and, as stated, the french who in my experiences have all been snobby as hell

i saw a lot of tourists since i lived in the financial district near ground zero, and the nicest were by far the germans, the australians and the english
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6699

FatherTed wrote:

can i have one of yours if ebug says no?
why would I D:
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England
necesita i think, necesito is 'I' tense
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6887|so randum
thankfully the majority of our really bad tourists end up in shitty greek towns, you guys only get our middle-class or nearly dead with loads of money from being tight fucks all their lifes-class
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FatherTed
xD
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bugz wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

can i have one of yours if ebug says no?
why would I D:
C:
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6988|132 and Bush

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Kmar wrote:

FatherTed wrote:


100% guarantee you'll end up finding the only batshit old fruitstall seller who doesn't speak english and you'll kick yourself

plus most people (except the french) appreciate people trying
uhh.. the french want you to try. They actually get pissed when you don't. Remember the French, like Americans, think everything about themselves is superior.
quebec french dont.  but Quebec french consider themselves superior to everyone
I'm leaning more towards Parisians tbh.

Teds, I guess I might not be a typical example, since my Family is french and have always encouraged me to speak it. Plus I don't completely butcher the language when I do speak it.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England

FatherTed wrote:

Jay wrote:

In New York we treat the tourists like lepers.
new yorkers were pretty cool when i went, maybe it's because they're all irish apparently idk? california+arizona have been the most tourist friendly of the states i've visited
We generally treat the UK'ers and Irish nicely because you speak English and the accent is a novelty, but you also don't act like wankers with fanny packs and cameras running around in packs of 20 and taking group pictures every ten feet. As a New Yorker there are just certain places you know to avoid. Times Square is treated like a leper colony that must be dealt with once in a great while when one has theater tickets near 42nd street. Same for the Empire State Building, Strawberry Fields in Central Park, the Central Park Zoo, and Battery Park because it has a view of the Statue of Liberty. Tourists. Bloody tourists.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6988|132 and Bush

Poseidon wrote:

Jay wrote:

In New York we treat the tourists like lepers.
eh not all of them are that bad. i just hate the japanese and chinese who all act like clones of each other in their mannerisms
With their $7k Cameras.. I saw a group of them getting on a ride at Bush Gardens tb where you get soaking wet.. all I could think was "you just fucked up".
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6925|Long Island, New York
sacre bleu
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6887|so randum
i'd quite like to go back to new york really
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Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7126|Toronto | Canada

Kmar wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Jay wrote:

In New York we treat the tourists like lepers.
eh not all of them are that bad. i just hate the japanese and chinese who all act like clones of each other in their mannerisms
With their $7k Cameras.. I saw a group of them getting on a ride at Bush Gardens tb where you get soaking wet.. all I could think was "you just fucked up".
my favourites are the ones that take pictures of our campus with ipads.  or the ones that take pictures of random things, like convenience stores
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Poseidon wrote:


eh not all of them are that bad. i just hate the japanese and chinese who all act like clones of each other in their mannerisms
With their $7k Cameras.. I saw a group of them getting on a ride at Bush Gardens tb where you get soaking wet.. all I could think was "you just fucked up".
my favourites are the ones that take pictures of our campus with ipads.  or the ones that take pictures of random things, like convenience stores
Please. Like Toronto has any tourists at all. Those are your new foreign overlords neighbors
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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