1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7061|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
The old man took it well I thought Funky, seems like a nice guy.  Wouldnt say it was the greatest office prank ever though as those fellas advertised it.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6176|Catherine Black
What's crackin' pops?
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6960

his back lolol

Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England
first day back at work today... today is going to suck so bad
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7061|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Nah just my head, I just been watching some BF3 movies in the thread we got here in this here website.  Snipers shooting people like fuck.  This other guy hitting choppers with RPG's.  What the fucks going on.  Im playing it on PS3 and struggling to hit parked tanks never mind mid flight choppers.  Bunch of fucking cheats.

Anyway, happy new year
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD
:s

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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6858

Jay wrote:

first day back at work today... today is going to suck so bad
but i thought you loved your job, jay, having made all of the right decisions in life and having been completely career-oriented and responsible and excellent at all things? having graduated from your dream course, with the best job prospects, offering you the best path through this earth-bound life... how can this be? one doesn't look forward to going to work? dare i say that even the most extreme examples of the thespian, wallflower english literature graduates, going to work for their small periodicals and journals and arty left-field trotskyite pamphlets, may actually enjoy their work...

btw love the apple icloud... thought i had lost my iphone 4s today, turns out i just left it it someone's car last night. used the online 'find my iphone' thing to locate my phone to within 1m... on my friend's driveway clearly in the back of his car somewhere. can lock it and wipe it remotely, too, so he doesn't see all my nudeypics
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD
>implying you don't have a passcode on that thang
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England

Uzique wrote:

Jay wrote:

first day back at work today... today is going to suck so bad
but i thought you loved your job, jay, having made all of the right decisions in life and having been completely career-oriented and responsible and excellent at all things? having graduated from your dream course, with the best job prospects, offering you the best path through this earth-bound life... how can this be? one doesn't look forward to going to work? dare i say that even the most extreme examples of the thespian, wallflower english literature graduates, going to work for their small periodicals and journals and arty left-field trotskyite pamphlets, may actually enjoy their work...

btw love the apple icloud... thought i had lost my iphone 4s today, turns out i just left it it someone's car last night. used the online 'find my iphone' thing to locate my phone to within 1m... on my friend's driveway clearly in the back of his car somewhere. can lock it and wipe it remotely, too, so he doesn't see all my nudeypics
I do like my job. I just didnt fall asleep til 0230 last night
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England
Gotta get my passport at lunch. Expensive fuckers
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6858
welcome to the international jet-setting lifestyle of any non-american citizen of the world
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD

Jay wrote:

Gotta get my passport at lunch. Expensive fuckers
at least you can go to the post office and get one. i've been waiting like a fucking year for Canada to send me a document so that I can then renew my passport. god I can't wait till I become a US citizen.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England

Uzique wrote:

welcome to the international jet-setting lifestyle of any non-american citizen of the world
We own the best parts of a continent. Why leave?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Gotta get my passport at lunch. Expensive fuckers
at least you can go to the post office and get one. i've been waiting like a fucking year for Canada to send me a document so that I can then renew my passport. god I can't wait till I become a US citizen.
Are you a Canadian citizen?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD
yep, through my dad
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England
Oh, then why on earth would you want to become an American citizen? Go north young friend! The people are nicer and you can always come visit during the winter
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England
Also, hang a Canadian flag in your dorm room. White chicks will dig it that you're a foreigner from a country they recognize and isn't too exotic.

Last edited by Jay (2012-01-03 07:59:28)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5931|Toronto
Whenever I travel to the states and tell people I'm Canadian they treat me like a northern version of a redneck. The flag just won't work, Jay.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6960

canada lyf
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD
@Jay I've lived in the US all of my conscious life (really don't remember much before age 3 lol), I identify as an American and not some other nationality, and a lot of the career paths I'd like require US citizenship. And yeah, for some reason people (particularly white chicks as you said) are always fascinated when I tell them how much of a mixed salad I am in terms of nationalities/ethnicities.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5746|London, England

Pochsy wrote:

Whenever I travel to the states and tell people I'm Canadian they treat me like a northern version of a redneck. The flag just won't work, Jay.
No way man, every Canadian I've met has been super nice and down to earth. I remember when I went to Woodstock and Our Lady Peace was playing, the whole crowd was a sea of Canadian flags. If Americans did something like that people would think it was oppressive and scandalous

Last edited by Jay (2012-01-03 08:10:39)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6089|College Park, MD
Yeah Canadians are pretty nice folks. I just think it'd be a big culture shock if I moved to Canada, even though the two countries are pretty similar. I've never ever lived up there.
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gurdeep
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+812|5143|proll­y

Jay wrote:

first day back at work today... today is going to suck so bad
https://i.imgur.com/kI5wJ.gif
gurdeep
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+812|5143|proll­y

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Gotta get my passport at lunch. Expensive fuckers
at least you can go to the post office and get one. i've been waiting like a fucking year for Canada to send me a document so that I can then renew my passport. god I can't wait till I become a US citizen.
https://i.imgur.com/kI5wJ.gif
gurdeep
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+812|5143|proll­y

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Yeah Canadians are pretty nice folks. I just think it'd be a big culture shock if I moved to Canada, even though the two countries are pretty similar. I've never ever lived up there.
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