It's time to horrifically miscast a movie!

2006-05-22 10:15:43

#26

uber73: Member; +188|7222|Brisbane

Full Metal Jacket...

Gunnery Sgt Hartman = Rick Moranis

2006-05-22 10:23:31

#27

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|7047|Arlen, Texas

strangelove wrote:
The Godfather

Don Knotts .... Don Vito Corleone
Jim J. Bullock .... Michael Corleone
Mike Myers .... Santino 'Sonny' Corleone
Dom Deluise .... Pete Clemenza
Chuck Norris .... Tom Hagen
Leslie Nielson .... Capt. Mark McCluskey
John Leguizamo .... Emilio Barzini
Robing Williams .... Virgil 'The Turk' Sollozzo
Kirsten Dunst .... Kay Adams
Tom Green .... Salvatore "Sally" Tessio
(introducing) Katie Couric .... Connie Corleone Rizzi
John Henson .... Fredo Corleone
Some guy kicked off of American Idol .... Johnny Fontane
Bea Arthur .... Mama Corleone
Divine .... Luca Brasi
P. Diddy .... Moe Greene
Bob Barker .... Bruno Tattaglia

just for the record, i think Don Knotts is a genius...

He was good, but I don't think Don Knotts would return from the grave for this part. Might have to get someone else, like Carrot Top, or (even better) Steve Buscemi

oh and Divine is gone too, how about Wynona Judd....

2006-05-22 12:42:19

#28

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7250|Great Brown North

vin diesel, hitman the movie.... oh fuck they did that one its not fiction, wait does that still count?

2006-05-22 14:48:07

#29

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|7047|Arlen, Texas

krazed wrote:
vin diesel, hitman the movie.... oh fuck they did that one its not fiction, wait does that still count?

no no, more like "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" with Vin Diesel
"atta boy, Luther!!"

2006-05-22 15:00:19

#30

Jack Bauer: WWJD - What Would Jack Do; +26|7024

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Jack Sparrow - Dave Chappelle, if you don't know who he is...i just feel sorry for you.
Barbossa - Michael Richards (http://imdb.com/name/nm0724245/) [Kramer]
Will Turner - Matt Damon (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000354/) [..mat...da.m..n]
Elizabeth Swann - Jennifer Coolidge (http://imdb.com/name/nm0177639/) [Stifler's Mom]
Governor Weatherby Swann - Chuck Norris

2006-05-22 15:13:34

#31

Boomer1120: Vagine Movie Thread Creator; +105|7212

Major Vagina ... err... Major League

Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn - Richard Simmons
Jake Taylor - Eminem
Willie Mays Hayes - Ice T
Pedro Cerrano - Chris Rock
Rachel Phelps (team owner) - Jasmin St. Clair (previous gang bang record holder) ((that might not be that bad of a misscast))

Last edited by Boomer1120 (2006-05-22 15:15:05)

2006-05-22 15:35:10

#32

Home: Section.80; +447|7318|Seattle, Washington, USA

Forrest Gump

Forrest - Brad Pitt
Bubba Gump - Samuel Jackson
Lt. Dan - Will Ferrell

2006-05-22 15:35:34

#33

he: Member; +2|7035

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Any movie you want. Any cast you want.

The Terminator - McCauly Culkin

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Pulp Fiction

Vincent - Tom Hanks
Jules - Bill Cosby
Mr. Wallace - William Shatner
Butch - Cher

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List your own!

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