probably fed the fat girls with your food too
He's keeping slamhoggin alive and well.
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nah, i didn't keep any food in the room. he's the type that would've drank out of the carton and put it back emptywest-phoenix-az wrote:
probably fed the fat girls with your food too
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ton of shit. tons. it was very easy to pick up on the fact that he was not used to being around brown people. but off the top of my head, dude was listening to country music using my stereo, inviting his douchebag friends to watch my tv and cable.west-phoenix-az wrote:
what he do
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my best room mate was a toss between a 5'1" micronesian who had family on post and would never spend a night in the barracks. and when he was busted and put on restriction all he did was sleep, watch porn and drink soda. the shit that pissed me off about him was that he would drink my soda without asking so i made sure to rub my dick on the cans i would leave out knowing he would drink it and i would be sure to tell him i did after i see the empty cans. the other room mate was a hardcore texas conservative who i suprisingly got along great with even though we disagreed on a lot of shit.
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one of my roommates once wanted some milk, so he went downstairs and brought up my jug of milk. poured himself a glass and then put the jug in the upper level refrigerator. after the second offense I started drinking his cokes.Jay wrote:
nah, i didn't keep any food in the room. he's the type that would've drank out of the carton and put it back emptywest-phoenix-az wrote:
probably fed the fat girls with your food too
Wow that's fucked up.
i take it all back. the worst room mate i ever had was after i left the army and had this house to myself and i let my buddy talk me into letting his high school friend rent a room. he was a terrible human being and a pussy.
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Should have just put a wee dribble of pee in each of his open containers. Then, when you guys parted ways, you let him know he had been drinking your piss the whole time he was there.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
one of my roommates once wanted some milk, so he went downstairs and brought up my jug of milk. poured himself a glass and then put the jug in the upper level refrigerator. after the second offense I started drinking his cokes.Jay wrote:
nah, i didn't keep any food in the room. he's the type that would've drank out of the carton and put it back emptywest-phoenix-az wrote:
probably fed the fat girls with your food too
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i might do that actually, or laxatives on his food
do what i did
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See also, eyedrops.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i might do that actually, or laxatives on his food
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shoulda lynched himPoseidon wrote:
that's not even allheggs wrote:
What a piece of shit human being. Hope he gets hit by a bus.Poseidon wrote:
not even possible
my former roommate used to talk openly and dead seriously about the girls he wanted to rape
not have sex with
rape
1) he was given an unlimited debit card from his father to spend on whatever he wanted
2) his dad made his money from abusing impoverished workers in nigeria in his factory (something he bragged about)
3) he snored like a MOTHERFUCKER
oh did i say that?
i love people of color more than white people, and i've been frequently told by people of color that i'm pretty cool for a white guy
i hate my own race, they make me look bad
i hate my own race, they make me look bad
1) North Carolinian ex-submariner that I was friends with in AIT. Never left the room, was a total misanthrope, all he ate for dinner every night was a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos dipped in cheese salsa and a 2 liter bottle of Coke while playing solitaire on his free AKO laptop and watching Bill O'Reilly or Star Trek TNG reruns. Oh, and he played guitar moderately well and was sad when his 29th birthday came around and he wasn't dead and famous like his rock idols. Got along well with him though
2) Punk rocker from Reno, NV that was the biggest slob I've ever lived with, even moreso than the Alabaman redneck I mentioned earlier. Aside from the mess, he was a really cool dude and a faggot because he got orders to go to Korea like two months before we got orders to deploy to Iraq.
3) The Alabaman.
4) Black kid from Orlando, FL that was a mix between Carlton from Fresh Prince and a black supremacist black panther. Living with him was awkward, but it was only for the three months after I got back from Iraq.
2) Punk rocker from Reno, NV that was the biggest slob I've ever lived with, even moreso than the Alabaman redneck I mentioned earlier. Aside from the mess, he was a really cool dude and a faggot because he got orders to go to Korea like two months before we got orders to deploy to Iraq.
3) The Alabaman.
4) Black kid from Orlando, FL that was a mix between Carlton from Fresh Prince and a black supremacist black panther. Living with him was awkward, but it was only for the three months after I got back from Iraq.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
id probably think youre cool
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what do you guys think your roommates would say about you?
they'd probably say I'm nice if a little weird and a little hot-headed when drunk
i know what racist fuckhead from oklahoma would say
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whatd he say?
nothing he would have had the sand to say to my face
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the sand?
he probably thought you were a swell guy dennis
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
got once chance
INFILTRATE THEM
get it right
TERMINATE THEM
INFILTRATE THEM
get it right
TERMINATE THEM
no, we switched out room mates about a month after the initial arangement.FatherTed wrote:
he probably thought you were a swell guy dennis
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