It's funny how far the Royal Navy has come. They used to get people drunk and roll them out of the pub and onto a ship against their will, now they interview people like it's a corporate job
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat