Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,822|6523|eXtreme to the maX
Smoking or pooing?

I go first thing in the morning.
Fuck Israel
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6989

i can't recall having a poo in the morning, but i don't keep a diary of my pebble dashing

and yeah always a non-smoker, i don't even know a smoker now tbh
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7090|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Poo-ing helps with the 'instant hangover relief'.

Smokers will tell you this is how it works:

Wake up

Kettle on

Fag

Coffee

Poo
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6288|00770
this day could end already.. one of those days when NOTHING works.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6989

how it works for me:

glass of water before bed

no hangover

#win

but guess what (and more importantly)... going to Greggs in a few
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7090|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Eating my Greggs as I type.

Tuna Crunch Baguette
Chicken Bake
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6917|so randum
no steak bake?????

yep wake up, kettle on

cig

poo

drink tea

cig

drink tea

cig

drink tea
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6989

i didn't go
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7090|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Toilet Sex wrote:

i didn't go
You need some fibre in your diet, that'll help
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7090|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FatherTed wrote:

no steak bake?????

yep wake up, kettle on

cig

poo

drink tea

cig

drink tea

cig

drink tea
Nuh, I dont trust them and their 'elastic beef'.  It could of just been a bad un but its put me off for life.  Ive never had a dodgy chicken bake but have had a few dodgy chewy steak bakes
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6890|6 6 4 oh, I forget

That Sportage was fun to drive. I wants it! Altho it drinks diesel like Tedders drinks Guinness... Next Imma testdrive a Qashqai. Or that ASX.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7090|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Bloody Fins and their 6 Litre gas guzzlers, they're killing the planet for us lads

Arite Funky, whats happening?
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6288|00770

1927 wrote:

Bloody Fins and their 6 Litre gas guzzlers, they're killing the planet for us lads

Arite Funky, whats happening?
It was Funky.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7090|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Bloody Fins and their 6 Litre gas guzzlers, they're killing the planet for us lads

Arite Funky, whats happening?
It was Funky.
Right Mrs, while your here.

You mentioned yesterday about 'your cover'?

Have you been singing again?  Is there a video, please link me if so
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5595|Sydney

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Bloody Fins and their 6 Litre gas guzzlers, they're killing the planet for us lads

Arite Funky, whats happening?
It was Funky.
Right Mrs, while your here.

You mentioned yesterday about 'your cover'?

Have you been singing again?  Is there a video, please link me if so
You mean this one?

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=144946
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7090|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Tigs, Ive commented in the above link.  Superb our kid
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6288|00770

1927 wrote:

Tigs, Ive commented in the above link.  Superb our kid
thanks. :3
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6119|College Park, MD
this page made me want to have a smoke
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6729

don't do it!
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6119|College Park, MD
i won't
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6917|so randum
smoking can cause lung cancer which can kill you and yeah

so what i'm saying is do it faggot

xxx
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6729

don't be mean teds
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6917|so randum
sorry bugs ):
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6119|College Park, MD
LoL
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6382|London, England

loL
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