Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

pizza, not going to have one now so i'll have one later

14" of love
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
This place isnt a fast food joint.  Wasnt even a mainstream like Dominoes or Express.  If you have a local Italian, family run thing, try one of those - if you get the option.  Im ringing her back soon to thank her and pass on my compliments.  You could taste things like Olive Oil in it, a slight spice like Paprika maybe, not sure.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

i always order from a local restaurant, tis amazing
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Its the first time I ever have (as it would be) very impressed
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7105|Tampa Bay Florida

Chardee MacDennis wrote:

If you smoke..we are happy for you.  Stay away from me you smelly fuckers.  I think we need a segregated area for smokers at work to sit at. They can have their own little room so they don't stink up the rest of the place.  If you are a coffee drinker, don't come to close to me and talk.  You too are a smelly fucker.  If you are a smoker and a coffee drinker, kill yourself.  Its amazing how bad you smell yet you do not even know it.
What about fat people driving up the cost of healthcare?

We should ban fat people.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6203|Catherine Black
didn't get that job I interviewed for on Thursday

cunts

turned up well dressed, on time, spoke clearly, obviously wasn't a total chav they usually get through the job centre, didn't have any problems with the type of work, the hours, was enthusiastic and nice

what the fuck else do they want

cunts
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5593|Sydney
Probably someone who isn't Scottish, coz they know then they'll actually work.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5773|London, England

Finray wrote:

didn't get that job I interviewed for on Thursday

cunts

turned up well dressed, on time, spoke clearly, obviously wasn't a total chav they usually get through the job centre, didn't have any problems with the type of work, the hours, was enthusiastic and nice

what the fuck else do they want

cunts
You to not be hungover and reeking of last nights booze?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6203|Catherine Black
I wasn't
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

unlucky fin
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6203|Catherine Black
cunts

using my anger positively and mass applying to everything





CUNTS
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

a scot applying for jobs, get a picture
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6203|Catherine Black
hey fuck you toilet sex
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6203|Catherine Black
gonna apply for a job in the casino

"please send a written application to blah blah"

fuck that shit, it's only a part time no qualifications needed job, cunts, gimme an e-mail
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

hehe

might get tips

my mum's McLaren is finally being delivered as i type fin... apparently
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Fin, look at it as fate.  Possibly:  Few months down the line your fed up, your company is struggling and your not getting paid on time.  If thats the case count your lucky stars, your better off without them
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Toilet Sex wrote:

hehe

might get tips

my mum's McLaren is finally being delivered as i type fin... apparently
Wow, fucking hell TS.  You shitting us or what?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Since that Pizza I have done nothing but fart like an Italian Stalion.  My Sister only had the one slice and proportionally she is letting them rip too.  Must be the Olive Oil.  This means I can look forward to an 'quick release poo' later.  No red knees for me from having to dig the old elbows in.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6203|Catherine Black
https://i.imgur.com/SxrJ6.png

I'm gonna hand write them an application. See how fucking classy that is.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

no it's about time
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

Finray wrote:



I'm gonna hand write them an application. See how fucking classy that is.
don't forget drunken tips from winners and chinese people
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6203|Catherine Black
I could also say at the interview that I go there all the time and I know the bouncers

because they always chuck my mates out
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6987

loool
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6203|Catherine Black
I've never once been turned away from the door, except this one time I went in, came out to meet a friend, went to go back in and he said "too drunk"

I was like, mate, my jacket's upstairs, you let me in 5 minutes ago.

he was like.. oh... alright in you go.
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