i heard "pregnant with child" on Community
xDDDHurricane2k9 wrote:
(wtf else would you be pregnant with, a fucking platypus?)
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Do you mean a 'Duck Billed' one, or are there other kinds?Toilet Sex wrote:
xDDDHurricane2k9 wrote:
(wtf else would you be pregnant with, a fucking platypus?)
1927 wrote:
Imagine going back to visit your eldery Granma and telling her that.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
maybe you should be a bomb sniffer. i can't smell coffee "on" a person.
Hi nan I have a new job
Yes dear what is it?
Im a bomb sniffer.
GET MY HOUSE YOU BRING SHAME ON THE FAMILY.
She musta mis heard me
bomb sniffing like dog poo
There is only one kind, the duck-billed platypus.1927 wrote:
Do you mean a 'Duck Billed' one, or are there other kinds?Toilet Sex wrote:
xDDDHurricane2k9 wrote:
(wtf else would you be pregnant with, a fucking platypus?)
They're actually venomous animals
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Thought so, I was going to say something clever which would of got me virtual hi 5's, but its no good, its gone nowHurricane2k9 wrote:
There is only one kind, the duck-billed platypus.1927 wrote:
Do you mean a 'Duck Billed' one, or are there other kinds?Toilet Sex wrote:
xDDD
They're actually venomous animals
Facebook is full of girls doing impressions of them. Pout them lips darling, work it girl, yeah maaaamaHurricane2k9 wrote:
There is only one kind, the duck-billed platypus.1927 wrote:
Do you mean a 'Duck Billed' one, or are there other kinds?Toilet Sex wrote:
xDDD
They're actually venomous animals
god I hate the duckface trend. even worse than the giant sunglasses trend that has thankfully died a quick death.
[Ziltoid:] Commander…
[Commander:] Yes Captain Ziltoid!
[Ziltoid:] Have the humans delivered their ultimate cup of coffee ?
[Commander:] I have it right here.
[Ziltoid:] Ah! Yes…
[Ziltoid drinks the coffee]
[Ziltoid:] FETID! How dare they present this to me! FOUL! They hide their finest bean! Prepare the attack!
[Commander:] Yes Captain Ziltoid!
[Ziltoid:] Have the humans delivered their ultimate cup of coffee ?
[Commander:] I have it right here.
[Ziltoid:] Ah! Yes…
[Ziltoid drinks the coffee]
[Ziltoid:] FETID! How dare they present this to me! FOUL! They hide their finest bean! Prepare the attack!
You'd probably be a lot happier if you killed yourself, IJS...Chardee MacDennis wrote:
i get a starbucks iced coffee maybe 2 times per month...but not at work and not when im typically around people talking closely to them. usually after a late hockey game.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
and coffee drinking too (I thought you liked starbucks doe)
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
i am plenty happy....you stinky fattyJay wrote:
You'd probably be a lot happier if you killed yourself, IJS...Chardee MacDennis wrote:
i get a starbucks iced coffee maybe 2 times per month...but not at work and not when im typically around people talking closely to them. usually after a late hockey game.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
and coffee drinking too (I thought you liked starbucks doe)
What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?
What A Long Strange Trip It's Been
What A Long Strange Trip It's Been
You're miserable.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Marine and Jay. Cut the flaming or else. Or else what? Exactly!
We're having a discussion, no flaming
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Don't make me turn this car around...
okay Dad.
okay Dad.
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RTHKI wrote:
He means the flaming homoeroticism
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
because i say smokers smell like shit? you will find more people agree than disagree with that. its a fact dude. you people smell bad. your cars smell. your house smells. your clothes smell. etcJay wrote:
You're miserable.
What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?
What A Long Strange Trip It's Been
What A Long Strange Trip It's Been
I quit in November. I'm well aware people that smoke stink. Complaining about it doesn't do anything but make you miserable.Chardee MacDennis wrote:
because i say smokers smell like shit? you will find more people agree than disagree with that. its a fact dude. you people smell bad. your cars smell. your house smells. your clothes smell. etcJay wrote:
You're miserable.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
oh well
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tuckergustav wrote:
oh well
What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?
What A Long Strange Trip It's Been
What A Long Strange Trip It's Been
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once again the mods try to play nanny