Hawk390
Member
+27|7125|Melbourne, Australia
OK, i know it makes me sound like a vindictive s.o.b, but there are days i have when i am pissed beyond belief, and play some bf2 to calm myself.  And i go into wake, and of course get assigned to the USMC. And after playing for a round or to and getting constantly tk'd for planes and choppers and j10 assfucked and artilleried every 2 seconds, with my team doing jackall while i try to cap a flag single handedly because no-one would hop in the BH, instead wait and tk for a cobra seat, i get understandably pissed.

This kinda shiazer dosent help my mood, so sometimes when im with a friend, for the solely therapeutic benefits of it, and to get back at the bastards that killed me for a cobra seat, i like to pull out my L96, and headshot anyone of the fools on the carrier deck. I normally do this till i get a hail of abuse, which makes me laugh, and get tk'd by them, which makes me laugh, and then get kicked for excesive tk'ing, which makes me laugh

Let me just say, laughing is the best medicine. Doing that has changed the rest of my day. I am a happy person after some intentional 'therapeutic' tk'ing.

Just wondering if anyone else likes to do something like this to put a smile on there face.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7246|Dallas
Yes.  Constantly.
CrazeD
Member
+368|7154|Maine
So all you've proved here, is that you're a dick.
[RTC]invaderzim69
Member
+19|7037|newcastle australia
i think ur going to get a hail of abuse from angry people here to. but no i dont usualy do  it only if something realy shits me, e.g. a commander shooting me and my friend out of the attack chopper  and flying off in it on his own.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,401|7256|Noizyland

I dont think they are. Cougar lives to annoy people, (verbally,) and Hawk390 raises a valid point. TKers on Wake, (and other maps,) do piss you off and sometimes you do snap and strike back. Fair enough, but no I don't practise that therapy.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left - remember that.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7270|Singapore

All the time. I love to TK. It gives me more of a kick than killing actual enemies.
BattlefieldMedic
Member
+25|7082|Sydney City, THE city.
I understand tk'ing em back after theyve tk'ed you, but theres no need to just tk everybody else. They have nothing to do with it.
Wanna put a smile on your face? Go ring up your mates and go out for a beer.

Last edited by BattlefieldMedic (2006-05-23 02:49:33)

beerface702
Member
+65|7174|las vegas
sometimes. mainly only if im on my cell phone while i play


i just seem to run around knifing teamates out of boredom
Herackles
Member
+33|7107

BattlefieldMedic wrote:

I understand tk'ing em back after theyve tk'ed you, but theres no need to just tk everybody else. They have nothing to do with it.
Wanna put a smile on your face? Go ring up your mates and go out for a beer.
What he said.  No excuse for you to turn into an ass and start teamkilling everyone in sight.  I can understand you teamkilling the idiot who tk'd you for no reason....beyond that, the mass tk'ing is simply moronic.
BattlefieldMedic
Member
+25|7082|Sydney City, THE city.
thanks for the one up karma my friend.

yes, alchool is the solution to all of lifes problems:P

cheers to beers!

Last edited by BattlefieldMedic (2006-05-23 02:59:36)

Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7137|Brisbane, Australia

Ive only ever been pushed over my edge once, and that was on wake, so I hopped in the Phalanx and mowed my team down, mind you it was one of those stuck up clan servers, not a company hosted one, so everything is still happy!
spacebandit72
Dead Meat
+121|7212|Michigan
Well, I almost never TK but I did 2 days ago. Was in ghost town and the other team beat us and was spawn raping us in our uncap. The next round... my two friends and I turned it around back on them with helo. (I'm not real good w/ them). We got kicked for 1min. We went to go back in and play by "their" rules but got instantly kicked fo accessive team killing before even spawning!
Well, we all have second accounts and went in, squaded up, and Tk'd as many as we could before getting kicked!

I normaly play fair but these guys were wusses for kicking us reason because we owned them after they owned us.

By the way, it was a server full of clanmates.

Last edited by spacebandit72 (2006-05-23 03:14:00)

Yong-OV
Member
+11|7039
I have a lot of days where I think "Damn, I could just shoot you in the head and TK you until you look like a pile of goo!".

But I never do it... because then I would just be as much of an asswhipe as the one I want to TK.

If I get realy pissed by some idiots I just change servers.

Last edited by Yong-OV (2006-05-23 03:10:23)

XstrangerdangerX
conversation is combat
+36|7110|Tasmania
I'm with TOG| now and we don't TK.

Ever.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7134
four months of arty and apc related stress finally got me pissed off enough to make a new account, join a karkand server and constantly TK the APCs whoring the hotel and destroy both sides arty

Stress is no more
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SamLoomis
Member
+3|7080
When I'm at a deck waiting for helo I usaually get bored and shoot RIGHT NEXT to teammmates and not hurting them, sometimes they get confused and start shooting me back. If they hit me I shoot back. It's hella funy sometimes.
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7032|Ohio
Yes. Isn't that the point for the mere existance of Christian Gamers Online?

*I've found a more enjoyable way to ruin someone's gaming experience. Shoot them in the torso (or for "poetic" justice" the back) with either the L96 or M95 and watch them run into battle. Beats the shit out of constantly rejoining a server after the 3 tk autokick.

Last edited by MorbidFetus (2006-05-23 03:42:44)

Fredrik
i hate you all
+201|7130|Norway

Hawk390 wrote:

OK, i know it makes me sound like a vindictive s.o.b, but there are days i have when i am pissed beyond belief, and play some bf2 to calm myself.  And i go into wake, and of course get assigned to the USMC. And after playing for a round or to and getting constantly tk'd for planes and choppers and j10 assfucked and artilleried every 2 seconds, with my team doing jackall while i try to cap a flag single handedly because no-one would hop in the BH, instead wait and tk for a cobra seat, i get understandably pissed.

This kinda shiazer dosent help my mood, so sometimes when im with a friend, for the solely therapeutic benefits of it, and to get back at the bastards that killed me for a cobra seat, i like to pull out my L96, and headshot anyone of the fools on the carrier deck. I normally do this till i get a hail of abuse, which makes me laugh, and get tk'd by them, which makes me laugh, and then get kicked for excesive tk'ing, which makes me laugh

Let me just say, laughing is the best medicine. Doing that has changed the rest of my day. I am a happy person after some intentional 'therapeutic' tk'ing.

Just wondering if anyone else likes to do something like this to put a smile on there face.
Do you know that you can load up a full blackhawk and ram it into a friendly boat... And, the guy driving the boat will get the tk?

Mooooowhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Ehhrrrrrrrrrrrr whahahahahahahahaahhaqhahahahaha
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|7032|Ohio

Fredrik wrote:

Do you know that you can load up a full blackhawk and ram it into a friendly boat... And, the guy driving the boat will get the tk?

Mooooowhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Ehhrrrrrrrrrrrr whahahahahahahahaahhaqhahahahaha
I usually load up a full chopper and jump out right before I barrel into something. You can also ghost ride buggies into teammates/jets without getting a tk.
BattlefieldMedic
Member
+25|7082|Sydney City, THE city.
on the topic of being a totally suicidal jerk, i once jus jumped into an empty cow on wake and went to a really high altitude and flew over to the us carrier (ofcourse i was mec- usmc hav big heads:P) but for some reason some idiot in a stinger could always lock onto me. i got pissed off after having to try and dodge a million and a half rckets, so i dived my choper into the stinger, blew up the guy at the stinger and another six guys around me. it was totally rewarding.

sorry, i no that was totally irrelevant:P
Delphy
Member
+45|7066|Bristol, UK
My favorite TK method is to go medic and knife/revive/knife/revive/knife etc. It's quite funny, they can't do anything. Of course you get kicked but it's totally worth it if some asshole has been pissing you off.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7102|London, England
My best intentional TK was a long range AK47 shot. Some idiot M95'd some guy out of the Attack Chopper and i was around the spawn for the PLA Cow chopper thing. I just got prone and sprayed an entire clip, full auto onto the guy. I was amazed i got the intended TK on the idiot and didn't hurt/kill anybody near him. (Funny how the AK47 is accurate in full auto when aiming at a team-mate far away, but when it comes to shooting an enemy 1m in your face it misses every shot) Stupid bullshit deviation.
BattlefieldMedic
Member
+25|7082|Sydney City, THE city.

Mekstizzle wrote:

Funny how the AK47 is accurate in full auto when aiming at a team-mate far away, but when it comes to shooting an enemy 1m in your face it misses every shot) Stupid bullshit deviation.
argh! i totally agree!
and the ak is supposed to be the mother of all assault rifles...
benben10
Member
+20|7196
i think i found one server where the only autokikc was for negative points and even then it was like -100. but before i knew that i asked what it was and they said pretty negative. so i proceded to thank the main for the response hope in the essex turret (this was wake of course) and mow down about 10 ppl. i felt much better. too bad i forgot what server this was. man sometimes i wish i could just steal a mec chopper or a bomber and pound the crap out of my own team. but i think anyone can agrre that wake island is the worst tking map out there.
DrvUMad
Member
+2|7035|Detroit, USA/Age 30
I've only done this once and it happened last night in fact.

I joined some random server as my usual suspects were all full up.  We were playing Oman and I was piloting the SU racking up the kills.  I notice one of the admins of this server standing on the spawn of the SU for a good 10 minutes solid waiting for the jet.  This crap burns me to no end, he is completely useless to the team waiting to jack a vehicle and I am already like 20-0 with the damn plane (with a co-pilot of course)...  So anyway, I end up going like 35-0 and finally get shot down by a f35.  I run back to the spawn (this is like 15 minutes into the map now mind you) and this bastard is STILL WAITING!  The jet spawns, he grabs it first and my co-pilot gets the gunners seat.... 

Standing there pissed off I pulled out my rocket launcher (I happened to be AT) and jacked them both on the runway.  Needless to say I got kicked for it, but damn it felt good. 

That sort of behavior really pisses me off.  Be a team player or leave!  Don't stand around wasting everyones effort camping a vehicle...

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