go fist urself mtb
that wasn't very nice
hey hurri you're gonna have to contemplate suicide bombing cos its the only way you're ever gonna get your 2 inch dick into a virgin!!
boom! boom! just kidding buddy you know i love you!!!!11!!!!
boom! boom! just kidding buddy you know i love you!!!!11!!!!
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
i just found out pork belly is just bacon.
learn something everyday!
learn something everyday!
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
okay harakazeekamedm3thod wrote:
hey hurri you're gonna have to contemplate suicide bombing cos its the only way you're ever gonna get your 2 inch dick into a virgin!!
boom! boom! just kidding buddy you know i love you!!!!11!!!!

in the supermarket you clown.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Go to a Halal one thenm3thod wrote:
in the supermarket you clown.
Would you suck rickson's wiener if he told you it would make you better at bjj?m3thod wrote:
i cant even look at pork. Even the Gracie clan avoid pork, nuff said. it is truly the devils work.Macbeth wrote:
Pork is gross. Don't let them trick you Meth
would also moan his name.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Would you suck rickson's wiener if he told you it would make you better at bjj?m3thod wrote:
i cant even look at pork. Even the Gracie clan avoid pork, nuff said. it is truly the devils work.Macbeth wrote:
Pork is gross. Don't let them trick you Meth
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
woogie boogie
go stick a fistful of pizza in ur fat fece broooRTHKI wrote:
go fist urself mtb
Stalking 8th (or 7th?) grade social studies teacher on facebook. Recently turned 40. Still fine. Awww yeahhhh.
The MILF in my class is batty
So mad I won't be 21 for this year's crab and beer fest, but so glad I'll be 21 for this year's Oktoberfest

my 8th grade chorus teacher still looks goodmtb0minime wrote:
Stalking 8th (or 7th?) grade social studies teacher on facebook. Recently turned 40. Still fine. Awww yeahhhh.

the german one? (is there any other?!)Hurricane2k9 wrote:
So mad I won't be 21 for this year's crab and beer fest, but so glad I'll be 21 for this year's Oktoberfest
im srs thinking of going to okotberfest this year, a couple guys from my team go every year.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
81 million people in Germany
51 million people in America of German descent. Interesting.
51 million people in America of German descent. Interesting.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Fuck no... I mean I would LOVE to go to real German Oktoberfest some day, but I don't have the capital for that. It'll be one in Maryland about 30 minutes away. I went as the DD for some friends last year and it looked really great. $39 and you get like 12 drink tokens plus unlimited (I think) drinks in the VIP tent.

The population of Germany declined by 25% during the 30 years war.
Fuckin VIP tokens brahHurricane2k9 wrote:
Fuck no... I mean I would LOVE to go to real German Oktoberfest some day, but I don't have the capital for that. It'll be one in Maryland about 30 minutes away. I went as the DD for some friends last year and it looked really great. $39 and you get like 12 drink tokens plus unlimited (I think) drinks in the VIP tent.
idk what that's supposed to mean jens
man i always feel like a scumbag when I ask to borrow my roommate's car even though she doesn't seem to mind and I put gas in the tank now and then
man i always feel like a scumbag when I ask to borrow my roommate's car even though she doesn't seem to mind and I put gas in the tank now and then

If you go I'll go. I've been trying to go for about 4 years now, but all my friends are flaaaaakes. I've already decided I'm taking a few weeks off around the end of summer, just haven't decided where to gom3thod wrote:
the german one? (is there any other?!)Hurricane2k9 wrote:
So mad I won't be 21 for this year's crab and beer fest, but so glad I'll be 21 for this year's Oktoberfest
im srs thinking of going to okotberfest this year, a couple guys from my team go every year.
I'm saying the whole VIP 'thing' at these student parties are fucking dumb, and are generally filled with twats. No, you're not a very important person, you've just paid extra money to get a different fucking wrist band from everyone else and access to the tent with all the other twats who decided it would be a fab time.
Also drink tokens are fucking dumb. Either charge me more and give it for free, or less and make me pay.
Also drink tokens are fucking dumb. Either charge me more and give it for free, or less and make me pay.
yeah I get what you mean. but in this case the VIP ticket doesn't cost much more than the standard ticket yet it gives you so much more. I'm not buying it for a "fab time," I'm buying it for access to certain beers that weren't available to the general admission people and are also generally expensive beers if you buy them at the store.Jenspm wrote:
I'm saying the whole VIP 'thing' at these student parties are fucking dumb, and are generally filled with twats. No, you're not a very important person, you've just paid extra money to get a different fucking wrist band from everyone else and access to the tent with all the other twats who decided it would be a fab time.
Also drink tokens are fucking dumb. Either charge me more and give it for free, or less and make me pay.
