BF2S Forums German pensioner eats 64 year-old tub of American lard

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RTHKI wrote:

Ban reaction pics

Macbeth wrote:

I picked Cyndaquil when I first played Silver.

HaiBai wrote:

it's all about totodile.

except i never caught any pokemon at all.  then i came to a part in the game where i needed something like six pokemon to board a ship.  since the only pokemon i used was my totodile, my pokemon was already a level 47 feraligatr.  i went to go catch some pokemon so i'd be able to board the ship, but i one-shot killed everything i tried to catch.  i wasn't able weaken a single pokemon to catch them with my pokeballs.

that's how i lost at pokemon

Roc18 wrote:

HaiBai wrote:

it's all about totodile.

except i never caught any pokemon at all.  then i came to a part in the game where i needed something like six pokemon to board a ship.  since the only pokemon i used was my totodile, my pokemon was already a level 47 feraligatr.  i went to go catch some pokemon so i'd be able to board the ship, but i one-shot killed everything i tried to catch.  i wasn't able weaken a single pokemon to catch them with my pokeballs.

that's how i lost at pokemon

>not going back to the starting point and using a great ball or ultra ball to catch the level 2 pidgey's

>Not going to the safari and using unlimited safari balls to catch whatever you wanted.

Roc18 wrote:

source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop … -lard.html

source wrote:

A German pensioner who kept a tub of American lard in his cupboard for 64 years after receiving it in an aid package, has declard it is fit for consumption after a taste test.

Retired chemist Hans Feldmeier, 87, told the AFP news agency he had received the pig fat as a student in 1948 near the northern city of Rostock as part of the post-Second World War US aid programme.

He said he had been given the tub together with two tins of noodles and some milk.

"I just didn't want to throw it away," he explained.

Finally, after 64 years, he took it to food safety agents and was astonished at their appraisal.

"There is of course a slight lack of smell and taste," sniffed Frerk Feldhusen, from the office of agriculture, food safety and fisheries in the eastern state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania.

Moreover, the lard was "of gritty consistency, difficult to dissolve and looked a bit old," the officials added.

However, "all in all, given its level of freshness and its material composition, the product is assessed as satisfactory," Feldhusen said, adding it would stand up to today's definition of being fit for the dinner table.

Source: AFP

>Yurop
>call US Americans fat
>eat our 64 year old tub of lard
>mfw

Winston_Churchill wrote:

who the fuck cares about post-151 pokemon

Macbeth wrote:

Jaekus, ig, stop arguing and come together and discuss how awesome Macbeth is.