So I've got a "little" problem...

2012-02-02 12:35:33

#526

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7103

gurdeep wrote:
eleven bravo wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well my parents are finally officially divorced. It happened a few days before Christmas. The process has been long and very hard to endure. Family choosing sides, financial troubles, drama everywhere, hurt feelings, etc.

As it stands, my dad is paying child support, alimony, and will have to pay for me to go to college if I choose to do so.

He's still living with his son and girlfriend.

FML
id find a new family if you were my son too.
lol, dick

most fucking dickest post on bf2s ever.

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2012-02-02 12:42:33

#527

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5972

Macbeth wrote:
I never read this thread. Could someone give me a recap?

2012-02-02 12:45:17

#528

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6140|Roma

shifty had sex with his dad.

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2012-02-02 18:45:24

#529

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6855

Macbeth wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
I never read this thread. Could someone give me a recap?

Brad was all like "shit bee-eff-two-ess, my dad is fucking some slunt!"
Then Brad's mom was all like "Brad's dad; you're a shit fuck nagger faggot bitch!" and divorced his ass like a bauss.
Then Brad was all like "My dad got that slut he was banging knocked up! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit."
And then I don't know, shit.

2012-02-02 18:53:28

#530

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5565|Sydney

And then Brad wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:
FUCK MY GRANDMA

2012-02-02 19:04:50

#531

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6855

Jaekus wrote:
And then Brad wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:
FUCK MY GRANDMA

Yes, but he did in a different thread.

2012-02-02 21:40:38

#532

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5565|Sydney

I know, but still...

Is it just me or does anyone else read those words in a whiny voice?

2012-02-02 21:51:12

#533

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7009|Little Bentcock

I read them in my voice

2012-02-02 21:56:55

#534

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5565|Sydney

Adams_BJ wrote:
I read them in my voice

Deep and breathy?

"Fuck my grandma"

2012-02-02 23:22:10

#535

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5860|Ventura, California

You guys haven't heard my voice IIRC.

So my dad called me 2 days ago to tell me I have a swiss bank account with a bunch of money in it. He let me know because I'm now 18 and he can't access it...so he's "letting me have it" he opened it when I was born and regularly put money in it.

and yeah my grandma is a b#@ch, I sound like a douche for saying it but damn is she the most bitter woman I've seen in my life.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-02-02 23:38:06

#536

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5565|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:
You guys haven't heard my voice IIRC.

So my dad called me 2 days ago to tell me I have a swiss bank account with a bunch of money in it. He let me know because I'm now 18 and he can't access it...so he's "letting me have it" he opened it when I was born and regularly put money in it.

and yeah my grandma is a b#@ch, I sound like a douche for saying it but damn is she the most bitter woman I've seen in my life.

Buy a car.

If you weren't actually Swiss I'd say your dad had shady dealings.

2012-02-03 00:01:16

#537

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6140|Roma

Jaekus wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
You guys haven't heard my voice IIRC.

So my dad called me 2 days ago to tell me I have a swiss bank account with a bunch of money in it. He let me know because I'm now 18 and he can't access it...so he's "letting me have it" he opened it when I was born and regularly put money in it.

and yeah my grandma is a b#@ch, I sound like a douche for saying it but damn is she the most bitter woman I've seen in my life.
Buy a car.

If you weren't actually Swiss I'd say your dad had shady dealings.

finally go on that date.

2012-02-03 00:03:32

#538

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5860|Ventura, California

haha yeah that's exactly the first thought that came to my mind "finally money for a car"

now now now...what to get for $3000 ?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-02-03 00:03:55

#539

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5860|Ventura, California

Also single awareness day is coming up gotta ask her out

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-02-03 04:04:42

#540

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6711|Graz, Austria

-Sh1fty- wrote:
now now now...what to get for $3000 ?

Buy yourself into the USMC!
Or bribe the guys doing the tests.

2012-02-03 04:20:49

#541

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5565|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:
haha yeah that's exactly the first thought that came to my mind "finally money for a car"

now now now...what to get for $3000 ?

Something that is:

a) reliable
b) economical
c) can easily get spare parts
d) isn't too sporty (sports car for $3k = probably been run into the ground)

2012-02-03 04:23:27