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2006-05-22 06:01:19
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|7072|Scarborough Yorkshire England
Ok lets have a thread about pranks or jokes You have played on your mates, parents, siblings etc.

My mate Mark got called up for jury duty at York Crown Court for a week.  It was just when they had introduced the service where you can send a text message to a land line phone (the message comes through in a robot voice). So Sean sent him a text message along the lines of - "This is York crown court (made up a name) we now do random drug tests on our juror's please bring a stool (POO) sample with you to court tomorrow and hand it in at the reception desk." So being the good citezen that he is mark turns up at court the next day with a little jar of his poo and takes it to the reception desk and says to the women behind, "what do I do with this" Where (he tells us) the receptionist looked at him like he was completely batshit insane and replied "why what would you like to do with it." Where upon mark explains that he was told to bring in a sample and then he finally cottoned on that it was us. 
But I can just imagine the receptionists face when some bloke tries to hand over a jar of his own shit.

I have never laughed so much in my life and everytime I tell that story I am in tears.

So come on peeps give me some more idea's of pranks to play on my mates
2006-05-22 06:04:29
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7048|NYC / Hamburg

lol
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
2006-05-22 06:05:30
{A.K.A}LordBeefman
Member
+32|7082|Sydney, Australia
played a joke on a exwoker pulled the plug out of key board on his pc when he tried to logon he didn't know what was happenning he lost the plot and kick a heater accros the room the furthered lost it by calling us dickheads after he found out what happened once the it guy came in to fix it we died laughing was the best prank we pulled on someone with the reaction we got.
2006-05-23 06:19:34
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|7072|Scarborough Yorkshire England

{A.K.A}LordBeefman wrote:

played a joke on a exwoker pulled the plug out of key board on his pc when he tried to logon he didn't know what was happenning he lost the plot and kick a heater accros the room the furthered lost it by calling us dickheads after he found out what happened once the it guy came in to fix it we died laughing was the best prank we pulled on someone with the reaction we got.
Lol good one mate as you say simple for a good reaction
2006-06-06 08:41:12
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|7072|Scarborough Yorkshire England
Posted this a while ago. Come on people you must have some good stories/pranks you've played on people
2006-06-06 08:58:39
howler_27
Member
+90|7168
- Place Saran Wrap across the toilet . (works great at parties)

- Pop keys off of a keyboard, place them back into another area of the keyboard, wait for co-worker to fly into a tantrum by flinging items across the work floor.

- Remove all ink tubes out of co-workers pens.  Friggin' halarious in times of importance,lol.

- Take reciever cover off of office phone, and place a piece of paper between mic and cover.  Replace cover, and watch co-worker yelling into his phone for the rest of the day.

The worst and possibly longest prank that we did was to cover a co-workers cubicle with individual pieces of post-it notes.  He was off of work for a day, so we all had plenty of time to layer his area.  Probably the funniest reaction that I've ever seen from somebody.

Last edited by howler_27 (2006-06-06 09:02:41)

2006-06-06 09:01:26
Zeon.
l33t sp33k Specialist
+159|7038|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK
We done the: See if you can roll this penny down your head !(The rim is covered in ink)......on our english teacher lol... Dumbass tbh. No detentions though ^_^
2006-06-06 09:05:17
Boomer1120
Vagine Movie Thread Creator
+105|7223
Plenty of pranks done on the road when I was playing baseball..

We would get keys at the front desk and go in guys rooms and turn everything upside down, turn the heater on full blast, and somebody would take a crap in the toilet and not flush it.  Horrible horrible smell...

Then there was the old 'bucket of water on the outside of the door' trick.  Just tilt it against the door, and ding dong ditch.  Soon as they open it, water all over the feet.

this next prank would usually go well with the above one.  We would take brown bag, fill it with shaving cream, close the bag, but do not fold the opening, just kind of make it one long slit, place that end under the door, and 9 times out of 10, the victim will get on his knees and look under the door (if you've pulled the water trick already), that's when you step on the bag...
2006-06-06 09:09:26
=TFF=Omen_NataS
Member
+60|7021
When you go to the mall with a couple of friends some one with good actor skills would walk up to any random person and tell them they dropped something the person being punked would look around franticly trying to understand what’s going on [what he dropped] along will come one of your friends running past and pretend like they pick up what ever the guy dropped then you in return would say to that person that guy just stole your gumbleda and the guy would be like hey wait come back with my gumbleda only to realize that nothing of his has been taken and you and your friends stand laughing your ass of cause of the persons reaction Try it Funny shit
2006-06-06 09:11:19
No 1 Gooner
coopj Dependant
+98|7053|England
i may have posted this one before so apologies if you've read it. anyway,when my friend mark passed his driving test,everyone(not me) started doing things to his car,it became a running joke not helped by the fact that he always seemed to be driving when we were all drunk in his car.it started with moving his wing mirrors and moving his seat when he got out and then puuting it in gear and so on! then one night we were going to a secluded area for a smoke after the pub and we stopped at a petrol station.mark went to use the toilet so then this guy with us spotted a maggot dispenser for fishermen outside this garage(must've been a lake nearby) so he buy a pint of maggots and tips the lot down his airvents inside the car! anyway we all forgot about it then about three days later he phones up going mad saying that he went to his car this morning and there were like a thousand blue bottles in his car,it took him ages to clear them out and for months after we would be driving along and a blue bottle would shoot out of the dashboard like a jet fighter! the thing is he had a phobia about winged insects so everytime he would go mad! did i mention it wasnt me? lol
Jinto: yours cracked me up by the way! as i was reading it i could picture it! lolage!
2006-06-07 02:34:49
E.O.D.M
Member
+-2|7015
yeah jay thats nothing theres a guy at my work whos on bf2s all the bitch long day and he is trying to gett a posative karma so he is sending random replys to random people giving them +1 karma and hoping to get a +1 kara from them.
WHAT A CHEATING BASTARD
so i need every one to give him a -1 karma Score for cheating and Slacking at work.

tut tut tut

What  do you say jay do you think i shud give him a -1 Karma Score?

Bearing in Mind Any one Who Gives Me a -1 Karma Score is GAY.
2008-03-02 05:38:08
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6748|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
Just found this list of office pranks and thought I'd revive this old-ass thread by posting them:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy- … php?page=7

One I also heard about, but can't find the video to, goes something like this:
Get a can of shaving foam (not gel) and put it in the freezer until it is completely frozen (about 4 hours), then quickly take it out and hacksaw the bottom off the can and put it in someone's desk draw. As it defrosts, the entire can's contents will expand in the draw, fountaining out foam all over the shop.
Classic

And, When office pranks go wrong!:

 

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