Macbeth
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Create a national holiday. Pick a day, a name, and explain why.

inb4 my birthday derp
eleven bravo
Member
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April 9th.  Victory over traitors day
Tu Stultus Es
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6175|Catherine Black
July 6th

International Scotsman appreciation day

everyone shoots up heroin and drinks a 3l of cider in the park
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6898|Gold Coast
Monday Day

Every monday, we all get a day off.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
eleven bravo
Member
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and if monday is off already we get tuesday off
Tu Stultus Es
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6175|Catherine Black
I like that one
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
jsnipy
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KuSTaV wrote:

Monday Day

Every monday, we all get a day off.
/thread
Dauntless
Admin
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November 5th

National Nice day

Everyone has to do at least one nice thing for someone else and everything just turns out great and everyone has a nice time

(I don't know why it's November 5th in particular but they both start with an N so...)
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6959

national dauntless day... every day with a Y in it

everyone has to slap dauntless :-)
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6175|Catherine Black
national people with lambos let other people drive their lambos day

all day urr day
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6887|so randum
national shoot a scot day
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6959

cross dressing day

oh nevermind Scots don't need a day for that
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6887|so randum
set a scot on fire day
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6959

dump millions of scots at the bottom of an ocean day

Last edited by Toilet Sex (2012-02-06 16:38:20)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6887|so randum
abduct and dismember a scot day
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+697|6677|Washington St.
No internet day

second saturday in july

go outside and enjoy the sunny (hopefully) weather

(can be changed to second sat in january for aussies/kiwis/s. america)
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7058|UK
how will people wank
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5745|London, England

Pochsy wrote:

National Exercise Day.

Date: Day after Thanksgiving.

Why: Fuckin' fatass poofs need to lose some pounds. one day is a good start.

Already covered by Black Friday
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+697|6677|Washington St.

m3thod wrote:

how will people wank
National No Masturb-

...i've already changed my mind.
Dauntless
Admin
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you call that a riot? there isn't even anything on fire!
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7124|Cinncinatti
they dont know how to make fire
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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National Screw the Soldiers Day
Nov 11 (armistice; beginning of the end of WW1)

Everyone can put on Woodrow Wilson masks and set out to deny returning veterans benefits. Pepper spray, clubs and secret police are encouraged.
eleven bravo
Member
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thank a scot day
Tu Stultus Es
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
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eleven bravo wrote:

thank a scot day
But what could we possibly thank a scot for?
eleven bravo
Member
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Charles in Charge.  I met nicole eggert
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